r/whowouldwin • u/Odd_Mongoose3175 • Mar 10 '25

Battle A Komodo Dragon appears near every person on Earth. How screwed are we?

At 12am in every country, a Komodo dragon appears behind every person on earth. How screwed are we?

  • The Komodo dragon magically spawns at least 8m behind/adjacent/above/under the human if enough space, by default. If none, then they just spawn wherever they could fit behind the human

  • Its a hungry male Komodo Dragon

  • Win via death of above 97% humanity/Komodo death

Round 1: Base Komodo

Round 2: The Komodos can somehow fly far as a chicken, knows how to throw stuff, shoot their Venom like a laser as far as 10m and have black belt in BJJ

Round 3: Same as R1 but a Megalania is in front of the human in case Komodo fails

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u/LomLon Mar 10 '25

Well anyone driving at that time will just see the Komodo spawn behind them and become road trash. Many many Komodo roadkills. I think just because of that we win. Many will perish, but enough people are driving at once that we could clear the win condition

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u/Zubyna Mar 10 '25

I m pretty sure unless you have bullbar or drive a large truck, hitting a komodo is more likely to kill you than kill the komodo

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u/TheShadowKick Mar 10 '25

People run into deer all the time without getting killed.