r/whowouldwin • u/Odd_Mongoose3175 • Mar 10 '25
Battle A Komodo Dragon appears near every person on Earth. How screwed are we?
At 12am in every country, a Komodo dragon appears behind every person on earth. How screwed are we?
The Komodo dragon magically spawns at least 8m behind/adjacent/above/under the human if enough space, by default. If none, then they just spawn wherever they could fit behind the human
Its a hungry male Komodo Dragon
Win via death of above 97% humanity/Komodo death
Round 1: Base Komodo
Round 2: The Komodos can somehow fly far as a chicken, knows how to throw stuff, shoot their Venom like a laser as far as 10m and have black belt in BJJ
Round 3: Same as R1 but a Megalania is in front of the human in case Komodo fails
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u/The_Real_Scrotus Mar 10 '25
I think you're missing one key point. The dragon spawns at least 8m away from each person. I think in a lot of the cases you're bringing up people would survive just fine because of that.
People asleep would likely have a closed door between them and the lizard.
Most people in a vehicle it wouldn't even spawn inside the vehicle unless it was a bus or a train.
People in the bathroom have a door between them and the lizard.
I also don't think you'd need much of a gun to kill one. They're only about 180 lbs.