r/whowouldwin • u/Odd_Mongoose3175 • Mar 10 '25

Battle A Komodo Dragon appears near every person on Earth. How screwed are we?

At 12am in every country, a Komodo dragon appears behind every person on earth. How screwed are we?

  • The Komodo dragon magically spawns at least 8m behind/adjacent/above/under the human if enough space, by default. If none, then they just spawn wherever they could fit behind the human

  • Its a hungry male Komodo Dragon

  • Win via death of above 97% humanity/Komodo death

Round 1: Base Komodo

Round 2: The Komodos can somehow fly far as a chicken, knows how to throw stuff, shoot their Venom like a laser as far as 10m and have black belt in BJJ

Round 3: Same as R1 but a Megalania is in front of the human in case Komodo fails

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u/Noe_b0dy Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

I don't really see how anyone survives a surprise attack by a Komodo dragon at all

I work night shift cleaning carpets so it's a matter of if my carpet extractor at max speed can outrun a komodo dragon. If I pull up the brushes I can haul ass.

This does mean I will be trapped in a 6 story building with about 4-5 angry komodo dragons and any surviving coworkers.

I probably eventually die of exposure after all the electricity stops working due to 90% of the population being bitten by komodos.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Damn. Even worse if it's a zombie Apocalypse but with horny hungry Kimiko dragons.