r/whowouldwin • u/Odd_Mongoose3175 • Mar 10 '25

Battle A Komodo Dragon appears near every person on Earth. How screwed are we?

At 12am in every country, a Komodo dragon appears behind every person on earth. How screwed are we?

  • The Komodo dragon magically spawns at least 8m behind/adjacent/above/under the human if enough space, by default. If none, then they just spawn wherever they could fit behind the human

  • Its a hungry male Komodo Dragon

  • Win via death of above 97% humanity/Komodo death

Round 1: Base Komodo

Round 2: The Komodos can somehow fly far as a chicken, knows how to throw stuff, shoot their Venom like a laser as far as 10m and have black belt in BJJ

Round 3: Same as R1 but a Megalania is in front of the human in case Komodo fails

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs Mar 10 '25

Do you know how many decades I’ve lived without doing math but fending off Komodo dragons just fine?

My age… divided by 10?… carry the two… uh…

Well, I don’t know either but it’s probably a lot

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u/CptnHnryAvry Mar 10 '25

All the more embarrassing! Think of the knowledge you're unable to pass on due to your lack of understanding.