r/whowouldwin • u/LetsGet2Birding • May 18 '25

Challenge Darth Vader Is Dropped Into Los Angeles. How Much Damage Can He Do?

Darth Vader right before the events of A New Hope is plopped in the city of Los Angeles, California. He has his lightsaber with him and can use the force. Given how he has just been teleported, he is confused, but of course, let's get the ball rolling by making him even more irritable since he now has no hope of helping retrieve the death star plans.

Just how much damage can Vader do before someone, somehow, puts him down. Police? Military? For how long can he wreak havoc?

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u/Fiskmaster May 19 '25

The fuck did all this come from?

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u/CptnAhab1 May 19 '25

Why did this get downvoted?

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u/TouchMeAndIceCream May 19 '25

Because its an anti-trans athlete joke

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u/TheRedditorSimon May 19 '25

I mean, didja think it was funny and/or clever? Now apply that logic to downvotes.

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u/CptnAhab1 May 19 '25

I mean I thought it was funny in the star wars context lol

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u/TheRedditorSimon May 19 '25

So go upvote it already. lol

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u/NukaCola9 May 19 '25

😂💀