r/whowouldwin May 27 '25

Event The Great Debate Season 16 Finals!!!

Rules


Out of Tier Rules

  • For Out of Tier requests, simply ping myself and/or Chainsaw__Monkey and state your case for why you believe someone's combatant is out of tier, then proceed with the debate as per normal. We will evaluate that request individual of the debate itself and make our decision in judgments. Reminder: the Head Judges maintain the right to DM any user we believe to be skirting OoT lines and make our own OoT accusation, with said user having 48 hours to defend themselves.


Battle Rules

  • Speed will not be equalized for this tier.
  • All combatants are aware of the basics of their allies' combat abilities but are in the blind on their opponents (unless they have canon knowledge of said person via sharing a fictional universe)

  • Battleground:

[*"The Parthenon is a former temple on the Athenian Acropolis, Greece, that was dedicated to the goddess Athena. The Parthenon is 45 feet tall, with an interior chamber that is 98' x 63' and a total area of 240' x 112'. For our purposes, the Parthenon has been fully restored, meaning the interior chamber is enclosed and contains a statue of Athena.

The arena of Great Debate Season 16 AKA Wonder Woman is the fully restored Parthenon.

Of note:

  • For our purposes, the total arena is Athenian Acropolis, which is 7.5 acres. This area cannot be left by participants. The area extends into the sky ~400 meters
  • Participants start inside the Parthenon interior chamber, on opposite sides.
  • The chamber walls are normal stone walls, and thus extremely destructible to participants; however, the columns of the Parthenon have the middle 80% made of untamperable WhoWouldWinium, making them detachable from the building but still usable as a weapon by the sufficiently strong.
  • The statue of Athena is behind the "team 1" side start. Destruction of this statue will make Wonder Woman very angry and substantially reduce her restraint.
  • Recreation of the Parthenon interior for reference
  • Recreation of the Parthenon front exterior

Opponents will start 90ft across from each other, in the central chamber of The Parthenon. Teammates are spaced 10ft apart from one another.

*All numbers are rough approximations and may not stand up to pixel calcing.

Submission Rules

  • Tier: Must be able to win an unlikely victory, draw/near draw, or likely victory against Wonder Woman in the conditions outlined above. All entrants will be bloodlusted against Wonder Woman, meaning they will act fully rationally and put down their opponent in the quickest, most efficient manner possible regardless of morality, utilizing any and all possible techniques/tactics/attacks if necessary. The bloodlust does not give any foreknowledge of Wonder Woman or his capabilities.


Debate Rules

  • Rounds will last approximately 5 and a half day days, hopefully from Monday until Saturday at noon of each week of the tourney; there is a 48 hour time limit both on starting (we do not care who starts, you and your opponent can figure that out) AND on responses, AND ADDITIONALLY each user MUST get in two responses or else be disqualified. If one user waits until the very last minute to force this rule to DQ their opponent without any forewarning to their opponents or the tournament supervisors, they will be removed from this tournament, no exceptions.

  • Format for each round: the one to go first gets an Intro + 1st Response, their opponent replies in kind, then both get a 2nd response, then a 3rd response in a back-and-forth style, and a closing statement individual of one another that can be posted any time after both 3rd responses are complete. FOR THIS ROUND, EACH DEBATER'S RESPONSES MUST CONSIST OF NO MORE THAN ONE FULL 15K CHARACTER-LONG REDDIT COMMENT FOR THE FIRST RESPONSE, AND 20K CHARACTERS FOR EACH FOLLOWING RESPONSE!!! You are allowed an intro post as stated above, which can include basic feats, of up to 5000 characters, but no arguments or comparisons may be made in comparison to the opponent.

  • Rounds will either be a full 3v3 Team Match, or 1v1 single matches. 1v1 matches are determined by randomization. Match format will switch every round, with Team Matches always followed by single matches, and vice versa.



Brackets Here

As this is the final match, the contestants in question will get to utilize their entire roster, making this:

4v4 Team Melee, utilizing their backup entrants

The Final Round ends Sunday, June 1st, 12:00 CST



Special Note: Don't forget that combatants are spaced apart based on the reach of their striking capabilities. If you have a 10 foot long spear pointed at the Tier Setter, you start with the tip of the spear 10 meters away from him; if you are riding a giant monster, you start with the end of the monster's arms/shoulders/head at the 10 meter away point, etc etc.

Links to:

Tier Setter Page

Sign Ups

Round 1

Round 2

Round 3

Round 4

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u/mikhailnikolaievitch Jun 02 '25

- Piercing

TDM all possess piercing durability on the scale of resisting attacks that cut multiple feet of metal.  

5BB do not present this multi-feet-of-metal level of piercing offense.

5BB also need piercing durability presented for them if they are to resist Paragon using their own piercing against them.

Rebuttals - Stats

Let's break down stats in the order they matter.

Orochi

Has no durability and dies first. No characterization arguments are going to counter the giant multi-headed dragon spitting fire presenting the most obvious and immediate target.

The arguments presented for his durability are

He doesn't really have any speed, either, and it seem like he exclusively tags Garou due to the weirdness of his attacks rather than any speed scaling.

SS

Has also been argued to attempt his own blitz, so likely dies next as he charges into death. I'm fine with the Superman/Superman pairing, but MS holds all the advantages there.

SS doesn't even leverage the 1 advantage he would theoretically have, and he's staggered or KO'd by any blows in the match while dying immediately to esoterics he can't outscale.

BA, MS, Alita, & Garou

Durability makes all the difference here.

But the reverse is not true for 5BB

The durability gap makes all the difference when both debaters are reasonably agreeing on proximity in speed. The few attacks Fem made against TDM's speed don't really even hold water.

  • BA's cited speed feats were all scaling either to opponents with individually superior showings to 5BB, or against multiple bullet-timing opponents at once. These cannot be handwaved as single-interaction showings of speed.
  • MS was already outfighting Red Son before the poisoning took effect. He can clearly fight continuously at this speed, and even as a child perceives bullies in a fight as "slow and obvious." By EoS he also clearly does not hold back any longer, and him unleashing his skill is the first time Batman's seen him fight since MS experienced relative centuries. He's done holding back.

Without a massive speed disparity, and with both MS & BA hitting foes faster than themselves anyways, durability takes supremacy here. In any punch out here Alita/Garou barely achieve anything while BA/MS beat them to death.

Darkseid

Darkseid's stats have been asserted, but few of them even need to matter. Continuously fighting the bullet-timing WW + a full team of heroes alongside her, 2 of whom have already been shown to be faster than her, does not make his dodging WW an outlier. But really his defense hardly matters, because...

Aside from Orochi, none of 5BB are being argued to engage Darkseid from range. He's basically sitting back spamming Omega Beams to his heart's content while his allies hold the line, meaning his tracking inevitable instantly lethal ranged attacks are a constant factor in the other combatants' melees.

Summary

The following factors remain key advantages for TDM regardless of any configuration of the fight. These are the considerations which should weigh heaviest in judgements:

  • Paragon is the deadliest and hardest to kill combatant.
  • Orochi dies immediately by virtue of his 0 durability feats.
  • All of 5BB dies to most any esoteric attack all of TDM produces.
  • Darkseid remains on the backline spamming Omega Beams as BA/MS/Paragon engage 5BB.

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u/feminist-horsebane Jun 05 '25

I am so lonely.

All the other debaters are scared of me. Everyone drops against me. No-one wants to debate me-- They think I am cringe.

They send me from tourney to tourney edwardposting new shitters in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more.

I am a victim of my own success. Feminist-Horsebane. I don't even get a real name, only a reddit handle. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire discord chat would care.

Take it to your grave.

Overview

In TDM's version of events, all 4 of TDM blitz Orochi while Orochi & all of 5BB stand there & let it happen.

5BB hits far more often than they're hit, amplifying their superior offense & defense even further. Paragon in particular is virtually always less than the sum of his parts in his actual showings & isn't able to pull so far above his weight class that end accounts for his teammates deficits.

Orochi spams everyone here, requiring their full attention to defend- yet the rest of 5BB is also demanding their full attention. TDM can't keep up with both at once.

Landing Hits

Behavior

Mik frames TDM's speed as "TDM keeps up enough to land the hits they need to land"- ergo, their offensive speed is high. But their ability to use whatever speed they have to defend themselves is lower.

TDM almost never dodges, even vs. slower enemies.

5BB not only has speed & skill, they actively abuse it.

5BB would land more hits on TDM than vice versa even if the fight were even, because TDM is more willing to accept hits than 5BB are.

Speed

TDM's Speed is defined by three metrics: FTE, Projectiles, and bullet timer Interactions 5BB is superior in these metrics.

TDM isn't so slow they would never be able to tag 5BB. But they won't land the initial hits, they're certainly going to land hits less than 5BB, & they aren't "equivalent" as they're argued to be.

Skill

Both 5BB & TDM are skilled. Yet TDM doesn't capitalize on their skill in the way 5BB does.

Virtually every fight 5BB has shows them abusing their skill.

  • Alita, Garou, Orochi each are using skill to target internals. Paragon, Adam, and Darkseid struggle with internal damage.
  • Alita & Garou uses deflection & combining moves in virtually every fight he has. Mik seems to understand how useful these skills are based on his argumentation of Paragon. Even Orochi uses skill via copying the moves of his opponents.
  • SM's lack of grappling skill is called out- I don't think SM has judo training, but he'll regularly use "grappling" in as much as "I grab the person i'm fighting & charge them around", & whether he'll use a grapple seems less relevant anyway when MM's is argued to grapple him.

TDM may have "skill" in that there are skill feats you can post for them, but they don't actually fight using it in any noteworthy capacity.

5BB's Offense vs. TDM's Defense

Piercing

5BB spams piercing checks that carve through multiple meters of stone. Mik is more or less arguing these feats simply don't exist in most places:

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u/feminist-horsebane Jun 05 '25

TDM is argued to each be able to resist "attacks that carve through multiple feet of metal".

  • Adam can't resist attacks that carve through multiple feet of metal. He takes a sword that once cut through the skin of a generic bot, and responds terribly to bullets.
    • These bullets & scythes having some "magical" component doesn't make them better at piercing.
  • MM being "the man of steel" is obviously figurative language rather than an actual assessment of his biology. I would like to assure Mik that winners of the Ironman Triathalon are not bulletproof.
  • Darkseid is only piercing resistant on his armor. Mik doesn't refute this.
  • Paragon doesn't have anyone here he can copy to resist this degree of piercing. His power copying does not save him if there aren't relevant durabilities to copy.

"My team resists metal cutting & your team only cuts stone" is reductive. 5BB is cleanly piercing multiple body lengths worth of thick concrete/granite. This obviously evidences some ability to meaningfully engage with metal in smaller quantities.

Heat

5BB checks opponents with heat that destroy concrete & metal on contact.

TDM isn't necessarily instantly ashed from this sort of attack, but they don't no sell it. TDM is each left screaming or in non fighting shape from the blasts they take.

Concussive Force

TDM is asserted as being so durable that they have nothing to fear from 5BB's offense, even while being disadvantaged in speed/skill. But Mik doesn't compare stats here so much as broadly asserts his team as durable.

There's no mention of any of 5BB's strength in his last response, so there's no comparison going on with which to base this claim.

The tier draws comparison to large craters in concrete, destroying or launching 50+ ton vehicles, & busting large structures like buildings or small portions of mountains to gauge physicals.

TDM needs to not just be superior to these feats, but demonstrate such superiority that they can be on the losing end of the "who is hitting who more".

To draw a comparison to the tier -TDM perhaps has showings vs. the lower or middle end of WW's strength, but little showings vs. the sort of damage her more exerted strikes do. When they willingly take attacks, don't use any skill, & aren't particularly fast, this is a big problem.

TDM's Offense vs. 5BB's Defense

Concussive Force

IDM's offense is nerfed by the landing hit ratio problem that they have.

  • Alita+Garou's prediction & redirection will grant less opportunities to hit them.
  • SM & MM are fighting, with SM dominating the grapple due to strength so superior that a barely used skill differential won't matter.
  • Orochi demands so much attention to evade that there are simply less opportunities to hit him. If TDM does not focus on evading Orochi and focuses instead on trying to hit him, they just get skewered.
  • As shown- All 4 have supersonic+ speed, 5ms> reactions, & the willingness to abuse those advantages.

This means they could afford to have lower durability vs. opponents that land less hits. Comparing to that same tank busting/building busting/building sized solid masses, 5BB is durable enough.

TDM is a group of brawlers that bust tanks & have some showings of busting larger masses with charges.

  • The sort of massively telegraphed "blitzes" that Adam, MM, & Paragon are argued to do are all the exact sort of thing that's easily predicted & reacted to by more skilled & faster opponents like 5BB. We went over this last round and it went unrefuted.
  • The basic blows they throw out rarely get past generic tank busting. Generic tank busting is the very low end of the tier, it's not something that will put down people with the tier relevant durability that 5BB has in short order.

Mik primarily disparages 5BB for being "staggered" by this tier of damage- but staggering someone doesn't equate beating them. 5BB is hitting far more than they're being hit due to the differentials in speed, skill, & characterization. They can afford to be briefly staggered.

Orochi in particular also deserves some attention here:

  • Orochi is stated multiple times to be the strongest monster in the monster association, with no contradictions ever made apparent. OPM is a singular series with barely 200 issues written by one author.
  • Mik mostly disparages Orochi's durability on the back of "it's scaling" without giving a reason why the scaling is bunk.
  • It certainly isn't as though Mik isn't using scaling to Power Girl, Hawkman, a Superman from a different universe, DCAMU Darkseid's DCAMU bullshit, & Paragon as a character.

Lightning

Last round I argued that 5BB would be able to redirect lightning infused attacks. Mik pointed this out but didn't really give a reason why this wouldn't work.

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u/feminist-horsebane Jun 05 '25

Orochi & SM are too durable for this to be relevant.

Beam Attacks

Darkseid & Superman are both argued to have beam attacks. Darkseid's are useless

In terms of actual collateral- say that each of those 13 vehicles weighed 2 tons, & each of those parademons weighed 1 ton, for roughly ~40 tons worth of material being busted, with the material being cheap car grade aluminum, generic alien flesh and unquantifiable metal. A generic tank like WW busts easily is nearly double that mass of more durable materials. Note that the beams are easily redirected.

MM is overwhelmingly likely to be targeted by SS.

To whatever degree Garou or Alita or Orochi are targeted, they'll be fine.

Paragon

Alita & Orochi can't be copied.

Alita is artificial.

Orochi just doesn't make sense to copy.

Broadly, Paragon fights by speccing into a powerset rather than using multiple simultaneously. He might use Firestorms powers vs. Superman, & then WW's vs. Green Lantern- but you'll never see a scan of Paragon using something like Canary's skill+ Superman's power+Firestorms blasts+whatever.

Overall, he's a bruiser. There's no doubt that Paragon is regularly exposed to skill that he isn't copying.

The margin by which Paragon copies an opponent isn't so dramatic that extended fights can't happen. Canary & Paragon have an extended 1 vs. 1. Superman is still able to hurt, outrace, & dodge Paragon. Daxamites weaker than himself kill Paragon.

Ultimately, Paragon:

  • Can't improve powers by a margin that matters in short timeframes. Being 101% of your enemies doesn't matter when you suck at using the powers effectively.
  • Can't resist him or his suit being carved apart, by either Orochi or the rest of 5BB.
  • Can't handle internal or piercing damage well.

Whether he dies to a stray piercing attack or just has to get ganged up on by everyone last, he doesn't act as the "wall" TDM needs him to be.