r/whowouldwin Jul 19 '25

Event Character Scramble Season 20 Round 0: Eden Prime

To determine Roster Seeding, Round 0 writeups will be ranked from 1-5 by our esteemed panel of judges. Seeding scores will be determined by the judges’ averaged ranks of your stories, with higher ranks receiving higher seeds. All three judges will read all Round 0s.

Your Judges are: /u/TheAsianIsGamin, /u/Proletlariet, and /u/Talvasha

When judge voting goes up for this round, we'll have a WWW moderator lock the thread, preventing anyone from posting more. Make sure to get all of your writing done on time!


The Character Scramble is a long-running writing prompt tournament in which participants submit characters from fiction to a specified tier and guideline. After the submission period ends, the submitted characters are "scrambled" and randomly distributed to each writer, forming their team for the season. Writers will then be entered into a single-elimination bracket, where they write a story that features their team fighting against their opponent's team. Victors are decided based on reader votes; in other words, if you want people to vote for you, write some good content. The winner by votes of each match-up moves on to the next round. The pattern continues until only one participant remains: the new Character Scramble champion, who gets to choose the theme, tier, and rules of the next Scramble!

The theme of Character Scramble 20 is Scramble Effect. Round prompts will be based on the many worlds, missions, and memorable moments found throughout the Mass Effect series.


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Round 0: Eden Prime

Lightyears away from where any of its ancestors once roamed, a rooster crows. The sun turns the purple of dawn into a bright, beautiful azure, and from within the arcologies that dot the land, efficient with both energy and space, the people rise just as slowly. There’s much work to be done, out there on the fields, but mornings like this are worth enjoying. The skies are clear, the land is fertile, and all is quiet. It’s hardly the most exciting corner of the galaxy—and that’s just the way it’s supposed to be.

Until an unexpected discovery turns this once-sleepy idyll into a flashpoint. At first, your team thinks this is a simple mission: Recover whatever it is they found, and slip out to get it where it needs to be before anyone can make a fuss.

But the moment your team makes it onto the planet, a firefight breaks out with an unforeseen enemy. Soon, it becomes clear: Something important has been unearthed, and someone wants it. Badly enough to kill for it.


Round Rules:.

  • Galaxy Map: Hundreds of billions of stars, each with its own system of planets. Your round doesn’t have to take place on an agrarian colony—or even on a sci-fi planet at all. But a season like this is about discovery as much as anything else. Start to show your audience where you’ve brought us.

  • Find the Beacon: Whether by being ordered to investigate it, or by chance, your team stumbles upon an object revealing something rather sinister. This object can be an artifact showing you visions, a murder weapon, written logs, a witness, or anything your story needs. But it has to be threatening—something your team never would have expected.

  • Don’t Worry. I’ve Got it Under Control: A contact or ally that your team expects to help instead betrays you. This contact must come from one of the Class Role Adoption Pools other than the one you adopt from.

  • The Price of Revenge: The traitor acts swiftly to take or destroy the object—without care for any bystanders or collateral damage. They set bombs, or a computer virus, or something else that would have disastrous effects for everybody around you. You must choose one of the following prompts:

    • Paragon: There are lives at stake, right here, right now—and besides, you’ve already seen the evidence yourself. The powers that be will just have to believe you. Let the traitor escape, lose the object, and save lives.
    • Renegade: Your newfound mission is too important. Hunt the traitor down, defeat them, and take the object back.
  • We Could Use Your Help: Your team comes with two characters, but you must select your third from the unscrambled characters of the Class you do not currently have, listed in tables below the roster here.

Please include in a comment, either before or after your writeup, which character you are adopting, with a link to their signup post.


Normal Rules:

  • Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together: Nobody can take on a mission like this alone. You’ve got a team of the brightest, toughest, and deadliest allies a Scrambler can find—use them. We’d love to see your characters make full use of their wide-ranging abilities, both on their own and as a team.

  • We Will Hold The Line: You know what’s at stake. Failure is not an option. Even if your characters have only a small chance of victory, write that small chance happening!

  • Special Tactics and Reconnaissance: Saving the galaxy will take more than the same old tricks. You are allowed and encouraged to mix and match powers, and to develop your characters in any way you wish, both on the battlefield and off. However, your opponents are not expected to keep track of these in-story changes, and vice-versa.

  • Every Life Is a Special Story of Its Own: Feel free to give a brief summary to introduce your characters at the start of your post. If you do, you should mention things like powers, personality, history, and anything else that the average reader should know before reading.

  • Legendary Edition: Sometimes, Spectres have to go a little outside the lines in service of their mission. You’ll have the same latitude—as long as you go with the broad strokes of the prompts and the rules, you'll be fine.


Round 0 will run from Saturday, July 19th to Saturday, August 9th, 11:59pm US Eastern Time.

The character limit for this round is 4 full length Reddit comments, or 40k characters.

While it is fine to go a little bit over, anything that far surpasses this limit will be disqualified. This limit does not include intro posts, or analysis of the matchup.

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u/CalicoLime Aug 07 '25

Having a rifle back in my hands after what seemed like forever just felt right. Albeit,the Empire’s bolt-action might as well have been a bow and arrow compared to what I’d been handed moments ago.

A sleek, silver affair with glowing red lights on the side to indicate overheating. It had almost no kickback when firing and slung rounds at an impressive rate.

If they did not ask for it back, I was not going to remind them.

Even without enhancement by the magical doping that nearly all Empire Aerial Mages used, my marksmanship was nothing to scoff at.

I picked off two of our uninvited guests with quick headshots, the rifle’s AP rounds having no problem punching through the invaders helmets and a thin layer of what I rightly assumed was some form of kinetic armor.

When I took cover to reload, I saw some of my would-be wards in action.

Denji’s transformation was abrupt and upsetting. A large, whirring blade spawned from his forehead and both arms, turning him into a monster truly worthy of a chainsaw. He tore through screaming soldiers like they were paper, sending hunks of meat flying in every direction in a gory display.

Trunks appeared from above, wielding his sword with all the finesse that Denji lacked. Clean cuts left soldiers confused if they’d even been hit, leaving them to find out when they tried to raise their weapons that they would need to be fitted for a pair of prosthetics.

Rounding out the group was Blaze. True to her moniker, blue flames jumped from her palms, manipulated by the movement of her arms to chase down fleeing attackers. It was almost beautiful if not for the screams and the smell.

Then there was me, a little girl with a rifle half her size.

In the past I had never been one for one-upsmanship. Being a hard, consistent worker was better than flash-in-the-pan successes but I also knew that one has to start somewhere. The nail that sticks up gets hammered down but the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Finding the middle ground between those two proverbs was the key to success.

With only a trio of remaining marauders left, I placed a hand to my chest.

“O Lord who art in Heaven, hear my words. Let your mighty hand be pressed down atop the heads of the nonbelievers as I smite them in your holy name.”

I pulled the trigger expecting a magical blast that would punch a hole through the lot of them, but only received a single, unremarkable shot that caught one in the chest.

Momentarily stunned, I neglected to take out the other two that were charging at me. Thin, orange blades extended from their Omni-Tools like bayonets and I was fit to be skewered.

Snapping out of my disbelief with only a second to spare, I brought my rifle up into the jaw of the attacker to my right. In spite of coming from such a small frame, the soldier was knocked back enough to bump into his companion, stopping the both of them for the moment I needed to level my rifle.

A sustained tug on the trigger left both of them at my feet.

Blaze signalled the all-clear after a short conversation through her communicator, waving for the team to huddle up.

“We’re going to have to set down on Eden Prime before we make it to Arcadia. The other boarders were stopped but their ship still did some damage to Purgatory’s engine.” She explained.

“Why did they send us all over here if there were two boarding parties?” Denji asked, obviously not content with the amount of blood covering his shirt.

“No need, Vergilius intercepted the other one.”

The others all nodded along as if to say “well, that explains it”.


When the all-clear was sounded and I’d returned to my chambers, the excitement of getting tossed into a gunfight did little to help me drift off to dreamland.

Being X had no doubt sent me here as another test of faith, but had he truly sent me with nothing but my wit (powerful as it is) and determination?

How had I not noticed? The Ellinium 95 was gone. I could no longer feel mana coursing through my veins. It has been replaced by something else.

A rhythmic thumping in the center of my chest.


“It’ll be a good experience for you as their manager…” was the only bit of advice Vergilius had offered before the bay doors snapped shut leaving me in charge of a group of rowdy so-and-sos on an alien planet.

A quick peek into the Omni-Tools of the jerks who tried to shanghai us turned up something interesting: a sinkhole had opened up beneath one of the deserted installations, swallowing half a building complex but revealing a lot more.

“While the ship is repaired, we’ve been tasked with inspecting whatever those C Corp jerks found. They’ve set up a dig site roughly five clicks south of here and the Company wants us to make sure they’re willing to share, one way or the other.”

C Corp, formerly known as Cerberus before it was acquired by Limbus Company, was a part of the human’s first movement and got up to all kinds of clandestine works. The Omni-Tool had explained that it was formally shut down when their crimes against other sentient races had been discovered, but rumors quickly spread that the higher ups were still in control even with the fresh coat of paint their rebranding had given them. The fact I’d just had to shoot a few of them was proof positive enough.

“We are expecting resistance so be ready. Let’s move out!”

The team responded with an affirmative shout (except for Sasori who looked like he’d rather be anywhere else) and we started moving.


Eden Prime looked a lot like Earth. There was green grass underfoot and large trees providing adequate amounts of shade. Sloped hills boxed in by rocky outcroppings led where the human settlements had been before they were wiped out. The sky was a mix of red and purples that resembled the peaceful hours of a late afternoon.

All in all, it was pretty boring for my first taste of “alien” life. I’m not saying I wanted flying cars, a blood red sky, or to be greeted by ambassadors with as many heads as I have toes but it would’ve been a more memorable experience.

Moving mostly in silence, save for some idle chit-chat between Denji and Trunks, we came to the site relatively quickly.

Just as the brief had described, we stood at the top of a slope looking down into the pit full of C Corp lackeys.

The center of attention was a large building that had toppled over due to disrepair and the sizable hole the impact of its falling had opened up. Looking down into it from atop the slope made my chest feel warm. It wasn’t fear and I wasn’t especially interested in whatever lie below, but something felt like it was pulling me towards the abyss.

Heavy machinery tossed pieces of rubble out of the way as foremen shouted directions to their operators. Guards were posted at sectioned intervals around the work site, all armed with the same assault rifle I had strapped to my back.

“We’ll sneak into the camp and attack once we have a better idea of how many -” my voice was drowned out by the thunderous scream of a chainsaw.

Denji was halfway down the slope by the time I managed to bark out any protest. He was too far gone and had made too much noise for a simple “oops, got ahead of myself” so I’d have to make the most of what I was given.

Making the best of a bad situation was the hallmark of a good boss so as frustrating as it was, this was an opportunity. With the camp’s full attention on the lunatic running straight at them, we would find an opening to slip into their midst and cause a ruckus.

“Trunks, follow him! You two are with me!”


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u/CalicoLime Aug 07 '25

I’d decided to send a small thank you to C Corp for building such a sturdy set of stairs leaving down into the sinkhole because without them this trip would’ve been considerably more frustrating. The tunnel leading down into the ground was excessively long and steep to match with small lights attached to the ceiling by the excavators providing the only bit of light they had.

I’d decided to leave Denji and Trunks topside to handle any reinforcements, a decision supported by both of my squadmates with a reassurance that they’d be fine from Blaze and that they were too stupid and too skilled to get killed by some C Corp goons from Sasori.

The pathway leveled out into a metal catwalk that twisted through the excavated planet. Caught unaware, C Corp workers reached for their guns but I was faster. I squeezed off three shots before they’d even raised their rifles.

“What could be worth all of this…” I mumbled under my breath. The air was downright stifling this far underground and was only getting hotter as we descended.

Sasori spoke up. “Golden Boughs. They form at the center of planets and are invaluable when it comes to interstellar travel. The Citadel pays Limbus Company roughly 3.6 billion credits per Golden Bough provided.”

Had I known more about this time’s economy, I probably would’ve had something to say but still 3.6 billion is a big number. I wonder how much profit they’re making off of us. How much am I even making per hour?

The catwalk stopped as a service elevator that operated off of one big green button. With a “boop” it shuddered to live, taking us straight down.

“How often do manned crews like this go after these things? The report I read made it seem like the whole job was done off planet from Purgatory.”

“It is…” Sasori continued, “but for smaller sectors like C Corp who don’t have the money for planet cracking ships, they have to do it the old fashioned way.” He mimicked a drill with one finger, pointing down to show it digging into imaginary dirt. “Dig straight to the core and send a handful of sufficiently paid idiots to get it out. A few of them grab it, they die on the way out, a few more grab it where they died and take it a little further…Rinse and repeat until C Corp gets it back to their ship and tries to get it back to the Citadel without getting robbed.”

The god of capitalism was still alive and demanding sacrifices.

The elevator stopped with a clank. The metal door slid open to nothing but darkness and what felt like a wave of flame washing over us. I clenched my eyes and mouth shut as the merciless heat ran across my skin. It took only a moment before the worst passed and I acclimated, but it was still not what I would consider comfortable or even bearable.

I opened my eyes slowly and was greeted by a beckoning darkness.

Our predecessors had managed to set up the elevator to bring us here, but had not given us the good grace of installing lights. .

“What in the world…” Blaze was the first to activate her Omni-Tool’s flashlight and thus the first to take in what we’d just walked into.

The claustrophobic catwalks they’d taken to get here had opened into a vast cavern. A stone path stretched before them, lined on both sides by crumbling pillars of rock and stone, that snaked up and over a small hillock.

The pragmatic part of my brain was screaming at me.

“You haven’t studied enough to know what you’re getting into. Just go back to the ship, report to Vergilius what you’ve found and they can send someone else to collect.” It explained responsibly. .

It was a damn shame I wasn’t listening.

That feeling in my chest was burning hotter. It made the swirling heat around us feel like a cool bath. My feet started moving before I told them to. I recognized what was happening but couldn’t stop it. I was along for the ride, might as well see where it ended up.

Sasori and Blaze followed behind, ever the dutiful soldiers. Then again, maybe they were just like me, being strung along by their own curiosity. Maybe they didn’t want to get left in the dark.

Long dead bodies littered the path, decaying arms stood sentinel like fenceposts, reaching for salvation that would never come. Any meat left on the bone had been withered away by the hands of time.

Sloping upward, the trail ended as it leveled out into a flat stone dais, surrounded on its four corners by large pillars. A plain altar stood at the center. I shined my light onto it and it felt as if my heart would punch through my chest and grab it itself.

There sat a red orb with a blue gem in the center.

I wish I’d never fucking touched it.


Eyes that should have remained closed have been forced open.


Mission Report: Eden Prime

Submitted by: Tanya von Degurechaff, Sinner Operations Manager

We left the ruins under Eden Prime after discovering and collecting the Abnormality egg. It's shell emitted enough heat that anyone touching it using normal means would have been severely burned so we used Sasori's puppet to carry it back to the ship. This was my first time seeing the puppet and I have asked Sasori to alert me before deploying the puppet in the future due to personal reasons.

The egg was placed in Medical until further arrangements can be made.

Denji has been issued a formal reprimand for insubordination for not awaiting orders at the dig site, but also given a small commendation for providing such a useful distraction.

Limbus Company has been made aware of the find, including information regarding the ruins C Corp had been excavating, but has sent no further communication as to whether our current mission will change.

We are still bound for Arcadia.


Standing at the side of his bed, the Sinner was sure he’d heard the call for help from down the hall.

He’d leapt up without a second thought, taking a full step forward before he froze in place. His brain wouldn’t let him take a second.

Even with every light in his room at full blast, he felt like a child who had watched his night light fizzle out. He was alone in an ocean of luminescence and he could feel the abyss staring through him.

Shadows clawed at him from the edges of his sight; beasts lurking in the hazy corners of his vision waiting for their prey to show a moment of weakness. He followed his instinct to keep them at bay with darting glances.

Trying to lift his feet from the ground took a herculean effort, like great roots had sprouted from his soles and burrowed deep into the ground beneath him. Trapped alone with no one to keep him company but the pounding heart in his chest, he panicked for an explanation.

The Omni-Tool on his forearm screamed at him. “Elevated Heart Rate” flashed on the screen in red letters.

The door behind him opened with a metallic swish.

He loosened the knotted breath in his chest when he saw the doorway was empty.

A deep, calming exhale helped him find the strength to lift his feet. He moved to the door and put a thumb on the keypad, shutting and engaging the lock.

He’d have to hit up one of the guys in Repairs right after he went to the med bay for whatever affliction he’d picked up from one of those C Corp jackasses.

After flipping the light and falling back into the waiting embrace of his bed, he noticed the notification on his Omni-Tool was still blinking.

He read the alert four times before he comprehended it once.

The roots were coming from his back this time, locking his entire body into a panicked parallel with the ceiling.

He felt the cold fingers gliding across the tender flesh of his throat. He felt them trace the harsh gulp he took down his neck and into his chest.

The voice spoke again, directly into his ear this time.

It repeated the alert from his Omni-Tool.

“I’m looking forward to working with you…”


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u/CalicoLime Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Meet the Sinners

Tanya Von Degurechaff

An extremely rational little girl who was a salaryman in modern Japan in her past life. In the void of the afterlife she met god, sassed him, and was forced into a position of helplessness as a woman during wartime in a world different from her own.

She now finds herself in the future in the same body with no magic and responsibility over a group of violent mercenaries known as The Sinners.

Vergilius

Tanya's new boss and fixer for the Limbus Company. Has red eyes and carries a giant gladius on his back.

The Egg

A red and blue egg found under the destroyed human colony of Eden Prime.