r/whowouldwin Jul 19 '25

Event Character Scramble Season 20 Round 0: Eden Prime

To determine Roster Seeding, Round 0 writeups will be ranked from 1-5 by our esteemed panel of judges. Seeding scores will be determined by the judges’ averaged ranks of your stories, with higher ranks receiving higher seeds. All three judges will read all Round 0s.

Your Judges are: /u/TheAsianIsGamin, /u/Proletlariet, and /u/Talvasha

When judge voting goes up for this round, we'll have a WWW moderator lock the thread, preventing anyone from posting more. Make sure to get all of your writing done on time!


The Character Scramble is a long-running writing prompt tournament in which participants submit characters from fiction to a specified tier and guideline. After the submission period ends, the submitted characters are "scrambled" and randomly distributed to each writer, forming their team for the season. Writers will then be entered into a single-elimination bracket, where they write a story that features their team fighting against their opponent's team. Victors are decided based on reader votes; in other words, if you want people to vote for you, write some good content. The winner by votes of each match-up moves on to the next round. The pattern continues until only one participant remains: the new Character Scramble champion, who gets to choose the theme, tier, and rules of the next Scramble!

The theme of Character Scramble 20 is Scramble Effect. Round prompts will be based on the many worlds, missions, and memorable moments found throughout the Mass Effect series.


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Round 0: Eden Prime

Lightyears away from where any of its ancestors once roamed, a rooster crows. The sun turns the purple of dawn into a bright, beautiful azure, and from within the arcologies that dot the land, efficient with both energy and space, the people rise just as slowly. There’s much work to be done, out there on the fields, but mornings like this are worth enjoying. The skies are clear, the land is fertile, and all is quiet. It’s hardly the most exciting corner of the galaxy—and that’s just the way it’s supposed to be.

Until an unexpected discovery turns this once-sleepy idyll into a flashpoint. At first, your team thinks this is a simple mission: Recover whatever it is they found, and slip out to get it where it needs to be before anyone can make a fuss.

But the moment your team makes it onto the planet, a firefight breaks out with an unforeseen enemy. Soon, it becomes clear: Something important has been unearthed, and someone wants it. Badly enough to kill for it.


Round Rules:.

  • Galaxy Map: Hundreds of billions of stars, each with its own system of planets. Your round doesn’t have to take place on an agrarian colony—or even on a sci-fi planet at all. But a season like this is about discovery as much as anything else. Start to show your audience where you’ve brought us.

  • Find the Beacon: Whether by being ordered to investigate it, or by chance, your team stumbles upon an object revealing something rather sinister. This object can be an artifact showing you visions, a murder weapon, written logs, a witness, or anything your story needs. But it has to be threatening—something your team never would have expected.

  • Don’t Worry. I’ve Got it Under Control: A contact or ally that your team expects to help instead betrays you. This contact must come from one of the Class Role Adoption Pools other than the one you adopt from.

  • The Price of Revenge: The traitor acts swiftly to take or destroy the object—without care for any bystanders or collateral damage. They set bombs, or a computer virus, or something else that would have disastrous effects for everybody around you. You must choose one of the following prompts:

    • Paragon: There are lives at stake, right here, right now—and besides, you’ve already seen the evidence yourself. The powers that be will just have to believe you. Let the traitor escape, lose the object, and save lives.
    • Renegade: Your newfound mission is too important. Hunt the traitor down, defeat them, and take the object back.
  • We Could Use Your Help: Your team comes with two characters, but you must select your third from the unscrambled characters of the Class you do not currently have, listed in tables below the roster here.

Please include in a comment, either before or after your writeup, which character you are adopting, with a link to their signup post.


Normal Rules:

  • Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together: Nobody can take on a mission like this alone. You’ve got a team of the brightest, toughest, and deadliest allies a Scrambler can find—use them. We’d love to see your characters make full use of their wide-ranging abilities, both on their own and as a team.

  • We Will Hold The Line: You know what’s at stake. Failure is not an option. Even if your characters have only a small chance of victory, write that small chance happening!

  • Special Tactics and Reconnaissance: Saving the galaxy will take more than the same old tricks. You are allowed and encouraged to mix and match powers, and to develop your characters in any way you wish, both on the battlefield and off. However, your opponents are not expected to keep track of these in-story changes, and vice-versa.

  • Every Life Is a Special Story of Its Own: Feel free to give a brief summary to introduce your characters at the start of your post. If you do, you should mention things like powers, personality, history, and anything else that the average reader should know before reading.

  • Legendary Edition: Sometimes, Spectres have to go a little outside the lines in service of their mission. You’ll have the same latitude—as long as you go with the broad strokes of the prompts and the rules, you'll be fine.


Round 0 will run from Saturday, July 19th to Saturday, August 9th, 11:59pm US Eastern Time.

The character limit for this round is 4 full length Reddit comments, or 40k characters.

While it is fine to go a little bit over, anything that far surpasses this limit will be disqualified. This limit does not include intro posts, or analysis of the matchup.

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u/Ohnijin Boris Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

Far outside the town, they were taken to the entrance of this ‘no man’s land.’ It was a part of the desert, one in which Flint sensed dangerous things lurking within it.

Jack was the first to set foot in the territory. His steps were silent as he made his way deep into the territory, Archer similarly so. Vash, however, needed to watch his steps much more carefully. He didn’t get far until something rose from the dunes beneath them. Spider-like machines—guardians.

They seemed like they had it handled, in the meantime Flint and Rifle made small talk. “So… the kids…”

Rifle shook his head. “Ain’t mine. Some lost their parents in a great calamity some time ago, others’re just street rats without names.”

“And your past, that the regulars were talkin’ about.”

“Well you heard ‘em. Used to be the renowned criminal ‘Longarm Rifle’ feared across the galaxy, ‘till I got caught.” He brandished his mechanical arm. “Losta buncha my chrome in the Kyln, brought back less when I broke out. But I found sumn’ better than that.”

“Yeah?”

He turned back to his home. “Originally they’re just following me around, while I planned for my ‘comeback.’ Heh. Feel silly thinkin’ bout it now.” He cleared his throat. “Eventually realized that I didn’t wanna be the bad guy anymore. My original plan was to save up enough to set them kids up with proper parents—sold the last of my tech for it—but they were adamant bout stickin’ with me.”

“…I know the feeling.”

“You have someone back where yer from?”

“My daughter, Keemia. She was just a kid when I took her in, but…” He looked to the sky. “…Seems I missed out on her growing up.” He sighed. “I was never a good guy. Started crime back in highschool, an’ kept goin’ since then. Wish I had a chance to change, for her sake.”

Rifle bumped a fist to his chest. “Word of advice: people ain’t ever stagnant. We change our minds on things big and small constantly. That means you’re free to do whatever, and more importantly, it’s never too late for you to change.” Flint smiled at the idea, that even now he had a chance to be better.

“Are you two done chatting over there?” Archer called over from the sea of machine corpses, dismembered and scrapped.

“Coming.”

The group ventured deeper into the no man’s land, until they reached a cliff. Under it was a large pit of sand. Rifle pointed at it. “Excerpt says it’s in there.”

Flint cracked his neck; a few grains fell out. “I got this.” He took a few steps back, then rushed forward, diving headfirst into the pit. Vash and Archer called out to him, but he knew what he was doing.

Falling, falling, falling. But not like last time—this time was different. There was fear, yes, but not of the fall, rather what would come next. What matters is that he dove with intent, and that’ll keep him sane. His body became a droplet plunging into a sea of sand, becoming one with it. He was sluggish at first, but he adapted. Like a torrent he spun creating a hole in the center growing ever wider. The sand spread outward and upward like falling in reverse until finally the hole was clear, revealing a spiraling slope into the underground. Flint reformed in front of the group. “Path’s clear, you can come down safely.” He smirked. “Be waiting for you at the bottom.” His form sunk back into the sand.

“I liked him better when he was exhausted.” Archer complained as he and the others walked down to meet Flint.


At the bottom of the pit, the group faced an enormous cave. Whatever they’re searching for, it’s in there. “ …In we go, I guess.” Vash said as he braced to step in.

As they ventured through the dark, Flint wondered something. “Say, Vash, what’re you getting out of this?”

“Nothing, really. I’m just along for the ride.”

“Really? Not tryna clear your name or anythin’?”

“Couldn’t even if I wanted to…” The outlaw slumped.

Archer turned to him. “Despite your reputation you like helping people, yet you’d be doing more good if you turned yourself in.” His glance turned to a glare. “Whether you like it or not, trouble will follow you wherever you go.”

Vash lowered his head and mumbled to himself. “Trouble’s been following me even before then.” He pouted and kicked rocks, until he bumped into Jack’s back. “What the—” Vash looked up. They were here.

The structure was larger than any he’d ever seen—than any of them had ever seen. An enormous platform the size of the town and two cybernetic spikes jutting upward, curving inward in an incomplete circle. A little ways away was more tech, likely a control panel and power supply. No, this wasn’t just any alien device, Flint recognized it. It was…

“…A portal?” The others looked at him.

“Is this the one you went through?” Archer asked.

“Nah, way too big. But I know a portal when I see it.”

They admired its monolithic size, all but two. These two knew what this portal was. It wasn’t salvation—it was a weapon, waiting for a master to wake it and spill more blood. One saw a piece of history that should’ve stayed buried. The other saw a means to an end, as all decisions must come at great cost. The latter—Archer—walked to the control center.

“You can’t.” Vash—the former—grabbed Archer’s shoulder, significantly more serious than before. “This portal—it's powered by Gamma energy. The amount of energy used to open it is comparable to a neutron star! Just activating it could destroy all of Drywood, if not all of Gunsmoke!”

“And just how do you know that?” Flint squinted.

“I—” Vash held his tongue, he said too much.

The sheriff began to panic. “Are the people safe? A–are my kids safe?” Vash said nothing. Rifle shook him by both his shoulders. “ARE THEY SAFE, VASH?!”

Vash looked solemnly, Rifle got his answer and fell to his knees—he just led this world to hell. “I…”

Archer continued forward. Rifle reached out. “Wait… no…” His pleas were ignored. One more stood in his way. Jack stood firm in Archer’s path. “I will not take part in this.” Archer raised a brow. “Is this not what you wanted?”

“I will not let innocent lives perish for the sake of my goals!”

“Lives that won’t exist anyway when you return!”

“Existing or not, I refuse to sacrifice the townspeople for the sake of opening this portal.” Archer was outraged. “You would let go of your second chance? The power to fix your mistakes?” He clenched his fists. “Fine. Be that way. I won’t waste this chance. I will undo my curse, whatever it takes.”

Flint heard the conversation and was in conflict. Those people would die if the portal activated, but as Archer said this probably won’t even happen when he goes back to the past. But these people, they do exist. Sheriff Longarm, the bandits, the regulars. Just because they’re not from his time doesn’t mean they should pay the price for his actions. Yet still he had to choose: go back now and return to Keemia, or stay here and abandon her, likely forever. He didn’t like either option, but the choice was clear.

Jack’s sword sunk into the sand.

Vash turned to face Flint—he looked betrayed. The Sandman stared solemnly. “I’m sorry, but my daughter needs me.” Immediately the ground began to tremble as sand rose from the floor, creating many hands that reach at the opposing three.

They’re far quicker, however. “Sheriff, get back!” Vash yells as he fires at one of the sandy hands. It disperses, but quickly reforms. “Wuh-oh.” Vash rolls out of the way before it grabs him. He needs to find a way to the main body, but how?

Meanwhile Jack uses his agility to get his blade back from the Sandman. Armed again, he blocks Archer’s path once more. The two are locked in a standstill. Archer scoffed. “Very well. You’ve made your choice.” He reached his hands forward, twin blades like Yin and Yang manifested before them.

“And you yours…”

Archer charged at his former comrade striking at blinding speed. Jack parried the onslaught as best he could, waiting for an opening. He thrust forward, forcing Archer to deflect and back off. Now Jack was on the offensive, his strikes started slow to gauge his opponent’s reflexes. As expected Archer dodged without effort. Slowly, he upped the pace with little change. Until finally, with an unexpectedly swift strike, he cut into his thigh. Blood splashed as Archer’s balance faltered, but this fight was only getting started.

Vash didn’t know what to do. He managed to get Rifle to safety, but he’s still facing this head on. Luckily he was hidden, but knowing him that wouldn’t last long. “Vash, please.” Sandman called out to him. “I don’t wanna fight you man. Either I sacrifice them, or sacrifice my daughter. I can’t make that choice, but I have to pick one.”

“I understand, Flint.” Vash popped out of his hiding spot. “I just don’t agree.” He aimed but not at the Sandman. His barrel redirected to the control panel. He fired.

“No!” Sandman’s body shifted to stop it. Meanwhile Vash booked it for Archer & Jack. “Hey Jack, wanna switch partners?”

Sandman charged at them. Jack readied his blade and cleanly sliced him in half, but no blood was spilled. He should’ve known, the Sandman’s body isn’t solid. “It seems we’re incompatible.” Jack turned to face Archer again. “But some advice: his body is the sand itself!”

Right, Vash already knew that. He’s weak to water, but he didn’t have any on him. He did bring a can of booze though. In probably one of his worst decisions, he ran up to the Sandman. Now face-to-face, he vigorously shook the can and sprayed it at him. He could see Sandman’s face become mushy. It worked! And his reward: a sandy fist to the face. Vash was launched out of the cave. He looked up to see Rifle still making his way back to Drywood. “Sheriff! I need you to get as much alcohol as you can!”

“What?”

“It’s Flint! He’s weak to alcohol!”

He nodded, running out of the pit.

Vash sat up, watching the Sandman slither up to him, with half a face. “Now you’ve pissed me off.”

“Seems I have a knack for that, don’t I?”

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u/Ohnijin Boris Aug 09 '25 edited 26d ago

Jack and Archer’s clash continued. Though injured, Archer was still keeping up. He’s even gotten his own fair share of hits on Jack. The two took a moment to breathe. Archer smirked, disappearing from Jack’s vision. Jack turned—just as he predicted. Archer never moved, his trick left his opponent exposed. He reappeared and lunged forth.

Jack’s reflexes kicked in at the last second, allowing him to block one, two—three?! A third blade clashed with Jack’s katana, eerily similar to his own. But that couldn’t be—his blade was one of a kind! Archer takes advantage of this confusion and impales through him.

Jack drops the katana and falls to his knees. Archer picks up Jack’s weapon. “I’ll make better use of it.” He turns and walks to the portal. Immediately he stops.

“No.” Archer turned to see Jack, barely standing and clutching his mortal wound, yet determined to keep fighting. “I will not fall here.”

Archer sharply exhaled. This was getting tiresome. “It seems killing you isn’t enough.” The air around them changed, energy surged at Archer’s feet. “I am the bone of my sword… Steel is my body and fire is my blood…”

Jack’s body stumbled forward.

“I have created over a thousand blades unknown to Death, nor known to Life. I have withstood pain to create many weapons…”

Jack went for his sword, but Archer simply moved it out of the way. “Yet, those hands will never hold anything…”

Jack pivoted his foot, grabbed Archer’s wrist and—

UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS.

Vash is desperate for a miracle right now. This fight’s been going nowhere, and all he’s done is waste bullets. “Give up for both our sakes!” Sandman creates weapons that launch at him.

“I could say the same thing!” He blasts them away with his remaining bullets. Now he’s out, and has no time to reload. He makes a run for it, hoping Rifle will get back in time. And just before a sandy tendril reaches him, he hears it.

“Vash, catch!” A six-pack of beer is tossed down from the heavens. He catches it and shakes. “Take this sandy!” He throws the beer at Sandman, but he knows he's is out of ammo. And yet the cans explode, rendering him an immobile pile of mush. “How?”

Vash slowly walked up to Sandman, his left arm steaming. “What’re you doing?!” He sticks it deep into Sandman’s chest. There is no smile across his face. “I’m sorry, Flint.” And with a loud CLICK! Sandman’s body is blown to pieces.


Jack clutches his head as he comes to. He’s no longer in the pit—but a battlefield riddled with blades, yet no corpses.

Archer walks back, Jack’s katana in hand. He could feel its power—far stronger than any blade in his current arsenal, yet he couldn’t draw on it. It was of no use to him, so best to keep it away from his opponent’s hands. He stood atop a hill riddled with swords of every make and threw the katana as far as he could.

He turned back to his opponent lying on the floor. “Remember that you forced my hand.” In his hands manifested not a blade, but a bow—his true weapon as the Archer. He picked a blade from the ground and drew it across his longbow. This world was his quiver. Magic surged from the ‘arrow’ as he began his chant once more. “I am the bone of my sword…”

Jack sprung to action. But there’s no way he can dodge properly in his condition. Searching for a weapon was his only option, yet he was left with chaff, rusted and broken blades.

“…unknown to Death, nor known to Life…”

This was no time to be picky!

The shot was fired, coming in like a fiery comet. With little time to react, Jack’s instincts took over his body and picked a random sword. With a deafening CLANG! Jack’s battered blade parried the shot. Its sheer force kept them in a lock, Jack’s sword grinding against the arrow’s metal. With all his strength he pushed, and pushed, and PUSHED!

The arrow shoots past him, as Jack successfully redirects the arrow’s trajectory. Having used too much strength, he briefly slumps over. His blade turns to dust having served its last. But he was not done. He sprints toward Archer.

Archer prepares another shot. Jack begins picking up momentum, getting too close too quickly. He picks a sword from the ground—only for Jack to run past him—the katana!

Archer moves quickly, yet despite being in better condition than Jack, can’t seem to outpace him. Jack picks a blade from the ground and tosses it at him, then another, and another. Archer responds in kind. They clash in the air, some clatter on the ground and others shatter like glass.

They’re getting nowhere like this. Jack spots something from the corner of his eye. It was too big to be called a sword. Thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron. With his entire body he swung the sword, leaving a crater in the ground.

Archer climbed up the huge blade. With his signature twin blades he charges once more, but Jack evens the playing field with twin blades of his own. The two continue to clash in a dance of sparks & steel, yet Jack’s blades are thirdhand compared to Archer’s. Inevitably one of them breaks, but Jack has closed the distance. He leans back, dodging a fatal slash, and retrieves his true katana. With a swing that would slay his darkest foes, Jack’s blade cuts through Archer’s chest, his blade’s threefold divine magics overriding his opponent’s own and dispelling the pocket dimension. They were back at the pit. “It… is done.” Jack collapsed to the ground, having used all his strength.

Yet Archer did not go down. His body forced itself to stand. He clutched his chest as he made his way to the control panel, held the lever, and turned on the portal.

WOOM. WOOM. WOOM.

There’s no going back. Archer turned his attention back to the samurai. He clenched his blade and raised it in the air.

But before the final blow was struck, a bright light shone from the dust. A boy stood atop the rubble, a halo glowing behind his back—one of the mutant bandits. “Hey.”

Archer stopped. “Leave now, lest you wish to meet the samurai’s fate.”

“Yer weird.” The kid picked his nose. “Ya act like a hero one moment, then ya activate an actual nuke the second, now yer tryna to spare me for my own good? Pick a side man.”

“I’m going back to stop myself from making a horrible mistake, I’d rather not shed more blood than what I need to, especially with my own hands.” “Yeah but no matter what you change our blood’s still on yer hands. But whatever…” He raised his arms. “I’m just here to waste time.”

Meanwhile in the background another bandit’s hands begin to surge with energy. He touches the wall next to him and that energy travels through it like fissures. The wall crumbles atop Archer, who dodges out of the way. He looks to the side and yells in disbelief. “AGAIN?!”

Jack, katana in hand, readies for one last duel. Archer is far faster, cutting more times than clashing, but his advantage is lost when a metallic fist knocks him back. Vash rolled his shoulder. “Now it’s fair!”

Archer is on the defensive, blocking two people at once. He’s taken quite a toll himself, so not getting hit wasn’t easy. With an opening Vash aims his gun point blank at Archer’s head. CLICK. Archer preemptively dodges out of the way, yet there was no muzzle flash—it was empty!

A silhouette was behind the two of them. One last kid—the one with the horns. They grew, grew, grew twice the size of his head, shaped like a ram’s. He lowered his body and charged forward, tackling straight into Archer’s face and sending him stumbling back into the control panel. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU—”

Archer is interrupted by the silhouette of Vash looming over him, a figure fitting of the Humanoid Typhoon. “NO!” He planted his feet into the ground, digging deep. “ONE!” He reeled his arm back a cartoonish amount, smoke spewing out like an exhaust pipe. “DIIIIEEES!!!!” His arm launched forward like a rocket, hitting Archer square in the face. His feet rebalanced from the overshoot as his fist launched Archer straight through the cave wall, embedding him several feet deep into it. The kids slumped in relief. Finally, it was over. No one dies.

Yet they were forgetting something, or someone. Sand rose from Vash’s feet and grabbed his neck, forming from it the Sandman’s body. “Flint, please!”

He ripped himself from Flint’s grip and dashed away. Sandman spawned many reaching arms, yet there's a reason the Stampede’s never been caught. Vash only had one bullet—one chance left. Hastily, he loaded it into his gun. The portal began to surge—he was running out of time, damnit! One hand, far larger than the others, sprouted out the ground just behind him. Vash dove out of the way, not the best position to shoot, but he had to.

Time slows down as he aims his gun mid-roll. He looked as if he had X-Ray vision, searching for where to place his shot. The power supply, he remembered, rested in the console. It’s now or never. Take the shot.

The sound of the bullet exiting the chamber pierced his ears, as he watched it pierce through the control panel, through the console, and through the power supply.

The portal whirred slowly as it began to lose power, its light fading. Sandman looked in horror and fell to his knees. “No…”

Vash got up, slowly walking to Flint. “I’m sorry, I couldn’t—”

“YOU!” Sandman’s body erupted into a violent storm. While not visible, Vash could still hear him. “My chance to go back ruined, because of you! I’ll never see her again, because of you! Everything I had is gone, BECAUSE OF YOU!”

“Flint, you need to calm down!”

“No! That was my one chance!”

A shot was fired at the Sandman, but not Vash’s. In the distance, a trembling Jamie Rifle aimed his mechanical arm at the sandstorm. Filled with rage, the Sandman rushed towards him.

“No!” Before he could reach him, those kids that came down the pit rushed to his aid, tanking the blow.

Sandman stopped dead in his tracks, realizing what he’d done.

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u/Ohnijin Boris Aug 09 '25 edited 26d ago

“Boys? Boys?! Speak to me!” Rifle shook them desperately. They were breathing, but that attack was too much for them. “Longarm, I—”

“Is this what you wanted?” He stood face to face with Flint, hot with rage. “Look at them! You’d do far worse to THOUSANDS more people!”

“I don’t… I—”

FLASH!

A bright light beamed on the two from above from a large hovercraft. “Samurai & Vash the Stampede, come out with your hands behind your head!” They heard through a speaker.

“I can’t catch a break!” Vash pouted. He called to Rifle. “Hey, do you have a ship I could use?”

Longarm glared at Flint. “We do. Consider it my last bit of gratitude. Never come here again.”

The ground shifted under everyone as the sand picked them up, including an unconscious Archer. “Flint, what’re you doing?”

“Getting us outta here!” He moved them out of the pit. The hovercraft shot energy blasts at them, to no effect. Flint had a bird’s eye view of the town, spotting the ship behind Rifle’s home, and landed. “Alright, you guys keep safe.” Vash pointed at his fellow nomads. “Me n’ these guys’re getting outta here.”

Jack stared in the distance, more ships were coming. “I’m staying.”

“What?”

“These ships are after me, you were here coincidentally. I know who sent them.” He turned to Vash. “Our ways part here. Farewell, gunslinger.”

“Jack, wait!” He reached out, but Jack was already in the fray, leaping high enough to cut open a few ships. “Wow, he jumps good.” Vash opened the doors and tossed Archer in, Flint got in too. He took one last look at the town and waved goodbye before taking off.

Flying, flying, flying. Their ship quickly shot out of orbit and into the void, out of sight. Flint looked out the glass in awe of the sea of stars. He’s never been this close to them, not even the highest mountain on Earth could get you this view. Vash sighed in relief. “Welp, Flint, guess we’re stuck together.”

“I expected you to push me away.”

“I thought about it, but you still have a chance. Both to go back, and be better.” He pointed back at Archer. “Bet you felt the same way bout him.”

“…Yeah.”

Archer awoke, clutching his head.

“Wakey wakey~” Vash taunted.

Archer ignored him to sulk.

Flint reflected on himself, ashamed of his previous actions. Even if he's stuck here, there's a chance to make it right. Keemia may be gone, but his chances to good haven't.

"There's more relics out there." Flint turned to Archer, who was looking away. "Like that portal. Only problem is that they're harder to reach, or heavily guarded." Those words filled Flint with hope. There was a way back! But he still had much to do. He turned to Vash in the pilot's seat. “So, where to?” Flint’s question was filled with a mix of fear and curiosity. This era, while not his, was surely filled with wonders beyond his wildest dreams. Yet, with the outlaw’s luck, they’d be sure to end up in another hellhole.

“Well, I’m wanted in the Wakandan, Kree, Skrull, and Latverian Empires, not to mention the Union in general, so there’s really only one answer.”

“Yeah? What is it?”

Vash smiled. Ready to open his mouth, and his next words devastated the other two.