r/whowouldwin • u/Theturtleflask • Jul 31 '25

Battle Could a really lucky guy defeat the entire US Military?

Lucky guy has probability completely on his side. If it's a non zero probability, he could make it happen because he's just that lucky. Lucky guy is so lucky that he could buy and scratch an entire roll of scratch cards and he'll always win the largest jackpot everytime. Lucky guy's luck works subconsciously.

Lucky guy starts outside the gates of Fort Bragg, North Carolina. Lucky guy wins if he could make the US Military to surrender and the US Military wins if they managed to kill lucky guy.

R1: The US Military is in character and starts unaware of Lucky guy's superpower

R2: The entire US Military is bloodlusted with knowledge about Lucky guy's powers and they can somehow track his current location

How will this battle play off? Who wins?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

All you have to do to defeat the US military is cut off their ability to freely trade with China. Lucky guy travels to China and convinces Xi to stop all trade with the US with his incredible charisma, and America's military becomes borderline impotent within a few weeks.

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u/SZEfdf21 Aug 01 '25

They would still have their current stocks and whatever half of the rest of the world can produce.

Now there's always a non-zero chance something happens to that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

There's no replacement for Chinese electronics and refined minerals. They're second to none.