r/whowouldwin • u/Historical_Ostrich • Aug 03 '25
Battle Which superheroes/villains would lose to a real world SWAT team if they were stripped of plot armor?
The SWAT team will employ real world tactics and resort to deadly force if necessary. Whoever they're facing off against has their standard gear and will resist to the best of their ability, but they don't get any of their standard plot armor.
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u/Burgess-Shale Aug 04 '25
We can start off by saying any superhero who is just some guy, even with impressive gadgets, is cooked. Batman, punisher, Hawkeye, deadshot, Captain Boomerang, all cooked. I'd add to this characters that are just barely superhuman or have superhuman skills: kingpin, daredevil, iron fist, bullseye, taskmaster, captain america. No chance! There are limits to how much dodging one can do against multiple trained armed opponents working in tandem. I'm sure they could take a few swat guys out but I don't see them surviving a full raid.
I'm gonna add to the cooked pile some characters who I think of as "gun tier", characters with powers that don't offer any serious protection from firearms and are basically just a unique weapons: cyclops is my main archetype for this. He's got a good weapon but he's not bulletproof and he's susceptible to being outnumbered. Many other X-Men would also fall into this category: angel, pyro, rogue, gambit, mystique, beast, havok, would all fall to conventional weaponry and tactics, albeit probably with a lot of casualties. (Please let me know if I'm wrong, I know some of the X-Men have variable ass powers.
Also in this category are MOST of the heroes and villains from my hero academia, notable exceptions being some of the strength types who can tank conventional attacks and higher tier elemental attackers who could just clear a battlefield. Tape elbows guy? Froppy? Uravity? Honestly I'm surprised how much of combat is dominated by supers in MHA given how not bulletproof they all seem.
Similar to this are characters with special high tech weaponry or tools that give them unusual combat capacity but don't really protect them from conventional weaponry: captain cold, mirror master, Falcon, gonna go ahead and add ant man to this list. I think their arsenals, however fantastical, aren't actually a great deal stronger than multiple enemies with modern guns and armor
Characters that I think are fun edge cases, in ascending order of how well I think they'd do: -nightcrawler: he has so much maneuverability that I can imagine him avoiding and taking out swat guys one at a time, but one slip up means death -deadpool/sabretooth: regeneration, but can still take damage. I think sustained shots to the head and limbs could actually weaken him enough to be put into restraints of some sort. Since his skull isn't bulletproof, shots to the head would actually scramble his brain and stun them. Wolverines adamantium skeleton and claws I think would carry him to the bloody finish -spiderman: insanely strong nimble, but not bulletproof. His Spidey sense means that he's always got a bit of plot armor, but is he really faster than a bullet? How about hundreds of bullets from different directions all at once? I personally think spiderman could take this fight but the "without plot armor" makes me wonder, cuz frankly Spidey gets a Looot of plot armor in movies and comics alike.
Fun prompt!