r/whowouldwin • u/Historical_Ostrich • Aug 03 '25

Battle Which superheroes/villains would lose to a real world SWAT team if they were stripped of plot armor?

The SWAT team will employ real world tactics and resort to deadly force if necessary. Whoever they're facing off against has their standard gear and will resist to the best of their ability, but they don't get any of their standard plot armor.

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u/Psigun Aug 04 '25

Most street level superheroes. Daredevil, Punisher, Spider-Man, Batman... Dead, dead, dead, dead.

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u/Spoon_Elemental ​ Aug 04 '25

Spider-Man is a bullet timer with a built in alarm system to warn him about said bullets. He doesn't need plot armor to survive the police, and he's smart and skilled enough to just hide from them and pick them off if shit really hits the fan.

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u/Doomcall Aug 05 '25

He also moves very fast and very erratic. You ain't getting a hit in on purpose unless you are an equally insane marksman. Its hard enough and scary enough to hit a chargin boar or other wild animal, imagine that in three dimensions.