r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle 2 gentically gifted african male lions are given a steady amount of PED's, what is the largest predator they could take on in a fight and win?

The lions comes from a long lineage of healthy large males and from the moment they hit puberty they were given PED's and were unusually aggressive causing them to get into more fights and kill more animals and get bigger and stronger than they would've naturally. Both have racked up tons of experience in the year's hes been alive by either killing prey together or fighting other lion coalitions for territory control/mating rights and throwing down with one another from time to time

Both are in the prime of thier lives and suddenly thrown into a gladiator area to fight insert largest predator they can throw down with

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago

Together, on land maybe a large Grizzly or Polar Bear.

They’d still get folded by a Hippo, Rhino, Elephant.

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u/MayGodSmiteThee 1d ago

Hippos, rhinos, and elephants aren’t predators

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago

Grass and trees would disagree.

Serious answer: I know

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u/Rescue-a-memory 1d ago

Hippos are definitely predators

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u/MayGodSmiteThee 1d ago

I know the reputation they carry but no, they aren’t predators because they do not hunt other animals for their main source of food.

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u/Holyvigil 1d ago

Hippos are not predators. They do not naturally eat what animals they kill.

Googling the definition comes up with the following: an animal that naturally preys on others. Preys: catch and kill for food.

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u/Sir_Stig 1d ago

Hippos do eat what they kill sometimes, but whether they do it enough to be considered an omnivore would be the real question

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u/Theburritolyfe 1d ago

I love how people downvoted you saying hippos are predators. They are mainly herbivores but they definitely kill crocodiles. They even eat them. They have been observed actively killing and eating wildebeests. Yes, they are predators.

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u/notanaltdontnotice 1d ago

There are no videos or pictures of hippos killing crocs btw much less eating them

Even if they do kill and eat crocs (they dont) by definition they arent predators since as u said they mainly eat grass

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u/Theburritolyfe 1d ago

Wanna see hippos eat a zebra? https://share.google/vKsoOY4c8RYC6bjO2

Hippos are mainly herbivores. They are also vicious. They can and do eat meat. Do you need videos of eating carrion and even cannibalism to prove the point? If so, just google it.

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u/notanaltdontnotice 1d ago edited 1d ago

They arent predators because they dont engage in predation

They chase and kill other animals because they are territorial not because they actively view said animal as food they need to eat to survive

There are very few animals who 100% only eat vegetation since that stuff is a pain to digest. If the opportunity present itself most herbivorous non predator animals like cows horses and yes hippos would chow down on some meat

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u/Theburritolyfe 1d ago

You just saw a video of them eating an animal. There are tons of videos of them killing. I don't see how that wouldn't be defined as a predator. Hell a hippo is more of a predator than I am for sure.

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u/Wooden-Proposal5856 1d ago

The definition of a predator is “An animal that naturally preys on others.” While in some contexts, it may kill or even eat other animals, due to its stage in evolution, it does not naturally eat other animals.

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u/Rescue-a-memory 21h ago

Hippos kill just because they can. They are worse than predators in my opinion.

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u/bignasty_20 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/s/MhhYvx5Kai

This post i made a while ago and the general concess was 2 normal lions would pretty much beat a grizzly simply due to numbers advantage and the expereince they have fighting together and being a team

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago edited 1d ago

A 650lb grizzly is large female sow. So yes two male lion would drop that.

Large male Kodiak & Polar Bears routinely push 1300lbs (non-winter weight). Completely different ball park.

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u/bignasty_20 1d ago edited 1d ago

What grizzly bear population casually walks around weighing almost a ton or more year round? A kodiak and polar bear i could see that happening but your average male grizzly is gonna be like closer to 5 or 6 hundreds pounds large males can be like 700. 1300lbs+ in the wild year round is...kinda unrealistic.

One of the most famous grizzly bear due to his size named "the boss" is estimated to be around 600-700lbs

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago edited 1d ago

Kodak’s in Alaska & Northern Canada are brown bears, just a subspecies.

Yes your average Yellowstone Grizzly is not going to be that much bigger than a large male lion/tiger

Polar Bears don’t hybernate so there is no “winter weight” either so that’s +600kg of lean angry bear 24/7 365 days a year

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u/happyswangz 1d ago

This is true, not sure why the downvotes. The coastal brown bears are called Kodiaks, NOT grizzlies. Just like you said. Inland grizzlies are right in line with the weights you listed.

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u/bignasty_20 22h ago

Im not sure either

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u/Acceptable-Aside4429 1d ago

They fight waaay too dirty not to win. They literally bite balls and I don't see how you overcome 2 juiced up Lions that are more than willing to fight dirty.

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u/Academic-Health5265 1d ago

What?? 2 lions on steroids easily kill a hippo

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago

PED’s don’t turn people into captain america.

The strength gain is in the 5-20% department. So no, they wouldn’t for the same reason two humans on steroids wouldn’t be able kill to Lion or Tiger.

Female hippos are 1.5-2 tons in weight, where as large male hippo’s weigh in the ballpark of 4 tons.

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u/V1pArzZz 1d ago

If you think the strenght gain from steroids can be as low as 5% (ignoring androgen insensitivity) you are brain damaged. 2 lions still lose to a hippo.

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u/Matsdaq 23h ago

Look at Elon Musk. If you take PEDs but don't work out you're not gonna see more than 5%

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 1d ago

2 lions on steroids would be mauled to death by a hippo the same way 2 regular lions would. The hippo would not know the difference.

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u/Toddwinstheinternet 1d ago

Maybe, possibly, my friend with a Bowie knife, and it not being a surprise attack...

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u/TheManWith2Poobrains 1d ago

I got that reference.

Owwwwllll!

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u/bignasty_20 22h ago

Is his name Kevin by any chance?

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u/TexasVulvaAficionado 1d ago

Living creature - tiger or alligator or crocodile or black bear (grizzly and polar bears would still kill them relatively easily)

Ever? Maybe something like a sauropod. They're huge dumb animals that the lions could likely outsmart and win with wits and quickness. Predator? Something like a Herrerasaurus.

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u/O-N-N-I-T 1d ago

Ever? Maybe something like a sauropod. They're huge dumb animals that the lions could likely outsmart and win with wits and quickness.

Yeah no way. The lions might be smarter but its not just gonna lie down and die or something. I doubt they could even do any meaningfull damage to most of these creatures.

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u/Kyro_Official_ 20h ago

2 lions arent doing jack shit to a sauropod lol. They'd get fucking mauled if they tried anything.

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u/thatguy425 1d ago

The question is what predator could they take down. 

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u/John_Holdfast 18h ago

Large male grizzly i think.  But it would probably kill one and maim the other permanently 

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u/SnooWorlds 1d ago

They still wouldn’t become big enough to beat a bear, but a tiger is possible. So idk if much changes, they are already one of the largest predators on land

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u/bignasty_20 1d ago

It doesn't need to be predators alive today, it could be throughout history. I think 2 male lions in general would put a good beating on a 500-600lb grizzly though

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u/AonDorTheWell 1d ago

Grizzlies are usually double that,no? The Lions are around 500lbs I thought.

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u/bignasty_20 1d ago

Not really most grizzlys year round can average between 500-600lbs maybe 700 but get heavier in the winter obviously. While both bengal tigers and african lions are anywhere from 415-440lbs on average while tigers are usually on the higher end of the spectrum both cats overlap in weight a lot due to how their muscles are packed on differently. For example lions are built more in line like dogs with their humerous and forearm bone being similar lengths and shortened lumbar regions in their back, which is why they ground fight a lot even though other cats typically rear up and swing like boxers.

I feel like that could maybe be a advantage or disadvantage to the lions. They'd be familiar with the bears grappling style of fighting but that also means they are within his grappling range as well and a large coastal brown bear is much much heavier than a normal grizzly

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u/AonDorTheWell 1d ago

Messed up kg to lbs.

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u/TexasVulvaAficionado 1d ago

I doubt it.

Bears would be stronger and are built to fight larger animals, including other bears.

Lions are pack hunters and often scavenge their food instead of fight it down. They don't really fight other large predators at all.

My money is on the grizzly 99 out of 100.

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u/bignasty_20 1d ago

https://web.archive.org/web/20150920070330/http://lionguardians.org/lone-lion-kills-a-giraffe/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5109115/Lions-big-giraffe-against-odds-epic-fight.html

Check out these cool articles on teenage/sub adult lions fighting and killing bull giraffes, I also agree a bear has a solid chance of beating 2 lions but I think people underestimate just how large a genetically gifted lion would be. For example on average a male lion in the okovango delta (considered the physcially argest lion population) today would be far larger than your average siberian tiger today due (siberian tigers are much much smaller nowadays).

Im no expert but I assume these 2 lions especially on PED's would be close to if not over a healthy 500lbs.

But nonetheless I agree a very large coastal brown bear would make short work of these two kittys

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u/TexasVulvaAficionado 1d ago

I don't even think it would take a "large" brown bear. Bears in general are used to fighting other bears. Lions don't fight any predators that size or anything with large strong claws. Bears also have thicker skin that is built to pull instead of rip and a heavy layer of fur.

Lions are going to have a bad time vs bears.

They could probably take the tiger though. It would be rough too because tigers are fast like the lions.

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u/Fastfalc222 1d ago

Male lions fight other male lions. They are used to fighting opponents with protection around their necks (mane). Your entire premise is wrong. Lions do fight other large predators (lions). But yes they would not know what to do with a bear and would lose.

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u/sh4tt3rai 1d ago

Male lions main purpose is to fight other male lions.. what the fuck are you talking about? The lions would win on exhaustion factor alone. The majority of animals don’t have anywhere near the cardio of humans. We are god tier compared to animals when it comes to physical things going on for extended periods of time..

Other animals do very well with short bursts of energy. They’re faster than us initially, but also fade much, much faster. They also have no sense of energy conservation what so ever. I think besides the team work completely exhausting the bear, you’re really sleeping on the physicality a male lion possess.

They would be the more agile, more athletic creature with sharper fangs, and sharper claws. Not to mention what those back claws do once they have a good grasp on you start to shred you. Lions also have tactics.. you will often see female lions killing bigger prey by covering its nose/mouth with their own mouth to suffocate it. Bears just start eating their prey alive, because it’s easier for them and they lack the reasoning to m target vital areas to get the kill.

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u/Roach27 22h ago

All the things you said are fine, until you realize the largest male Kodiak bears are 1500+lbs and insanely aggressive.

Regular male brown bears have killed adult male bison by themselves.

Kodiak bears are 50% bigger. They have loose skin and a protective layer of fat (neither which a lion has.)

A full powered strike from a grizzly paw (much smaller and weaker than a Kodiak bear) is enough to shatter a human femur twice over. 

People underestimate bears because they rarely actually use their full strength. 

A single swipe would be enough to seriously injure the lion.  The bear could kill the lions with blunt force alone.

If you gave both lions the eyes and reaction speed of a house cat? Maybe, but lions aren’t nearly as quick or agile as house cats.  (Nor is it physically possible for larger creatures to have reaction times that fast)

Any attack from the bear is going to disable the male lion. The lions will need to slowly bleed the bear out to kill it.

If the bear was a black bear? Sure as they could harass it into slowly killing it.

Brown bears (especially Kodiak bears) will just stand and fight.

Zero chance a lion kills a fully grown male Kodiak, and I’d argue a regular brown bear is too much. 

Durability, strength and endurance all seriously outclass the lion, and the agility advantage is lessened by the fact lions don’t react as fast as something like a house cat. 

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u/TypicallyNoctua 1d ago

I like tigers theyre pretty awesome therefore you're wrong 🖕 fuck you

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u/SnooWorlds 1d ago

yeah but i reckon a roided up lion would beat it. normal tiger beats normal lion though

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

Think how much stronger Captain America is compared to Eddie Hall.

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u/HallHappy 1d ago

what does that even mean? Eddie Hall is on PEDs. The lions arent being given a super soldier serum or anything like that

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

Eddie > Cap.

Lion > Steroidlion.

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u/HallHappy 1d ago

eddie is greater than cap?
lion is greater than steroid lion?

ur not making sense fam.
in any case, if ur saying that Eddie vs Cap is like Lion vs Steroid Lion thats a poor analogy. More accurate would be to say natural strongman vs eddie hall, in which case the strength difference is nowhere Eddie vs Cap.

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u/JoMaximal 1d ago

Eddie Hall is on PEDs, Captain America is on a fictional substance that could make the lion the strongest animal in earth if the author wants it

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

Depends on the writer. He was equal to Batman. Which can bench 500k, same as Eddie Hall deadlift.

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u/SnakeThatSawStuff 1d ago

A bench is harder than a deadlift.

And Batman was equal to Batman in terms of skill, not strength.

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

That's what I said.

They were using their strenght.

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u/SnakeThatSawStuff 1d ago

Not solely strength. Batman has beaten the likes of Bane and Killer Croc. Does that mean he's stronger? No.

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

They were fighting on equal footing, and taking each other hits. Not outmaneuvering a much heavier, slower enemy.

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u/SnakeThatSawStuff 1d ago

Yes, due to skill. Nothing suggest they were 1:1 in strength

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

That means Captain was stronger yet the worse fighter.

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u/Rescue-a-memory 1d ago

I would say they could take down a female Hippo.

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u/Levardgus 1d ago edited 1d ago

A T Rex, they are faster and can heckle their opponents.

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago

There is zero two PED Lions could do to a 8-10 ton T. Rex other than be eaten.

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

There is zero a T Rex can do to lions faster than cheetahs. T Rex dies of hunger worst case.

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u/SnakeThatSawStuff 1d ago

What? A T-Rex can literally just fuck off and eat something else.

And what suggests these lions are faster than cheetahs? Hell, cheetahs are fast in, say, a straight line. But in terms of dodging and all that, they're baseline for felines.

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

Higher than base for big dinos. They are in a arena. If T Rex hunts the Lions bite its ass literally.

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u/SnakeThatSawStuff 1d ago

Higher than base for big dinos.

Not high enough to dodge like fucking UI Goku.

Lions regularly get gored by Cape buffalos. All the T-Rex needs to do is literally bite when the lions lunge

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

If they have your intelligence, which they do not. Lions don't lunge headfirst at rhino or hippo.

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u/SnakeThatSawStuff 1d ago

They're not fighting a rhino. Look up how lions hunt giraffes. They literally lunge at them, leaping at the giraffe in which a T-Rex just bites. T-Rex don't need to have human intelligence, just the survival instincts they've got from millions of years ago.

Hell, they're as intelligent as the reptiles of today.

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u/Levardgus 1d ago

A T Rex is not a giraffe. It has jaws. Giraffes are weaker on the front. They cannot kick hard. Lions : 1.

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u/SnakeThatSawStuff 1d ago

A T Rex is not a giraffe. It has jaws.

What? You think giraffes don't have jaws themselves? Lions also target the neck, that's literally their MO

Giraffes are weaker on the front.

Relevant how?

They cannot kick hard. Lions : 1.

Makes zero sense. The lions themselves wouldn't even be able to move as fast as regular lions due to the muscle mass

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago

PEDS wouldn’t make a lion faster than a Cheetah because of anatomy.

Second T. Rex has an avian respiratory system which means it has more stamina than a Lion, which is a no-no in an arena setting where running isn’t an option.

They get eaten.

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u/Levardgus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was slight exaggeration but it's reasonable in burst.

Second that's wank for a larger ton animal, and your kink. Same with chimpanzees oh so brutal. A T Rex can never gain more energy than it loses when the lion walks out.

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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago

It’s not reasonable in burst due once again to anatomy.

Cheetahs are as fast as they are because they’re only 70-150lb, have highly flexible spines and proportionally longer limbs which allows for a longer then normal stride. They can accelerate from 0-70mph in 3 seconds in 3-4 strides.

It’s not wank. They are in a gladiator arena, there is no “walking out”. A Lion is going to gas out before a T. Rex does under these circumstances

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u/Otherwise-Earth7047 4h ago

Polar bear. 2 male lions is very dangerous for any bear even without PEDs