r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Challenge Trevor Phillips (GTA) just started working at Walmart. How long till he gets fired or kills a coworker?

Trevor Phillips has just started working at Walmart. According to GTA lore, how long would he last before he kills somebody or gets himself fired?

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u/Mace_Thunderspear 1d ago

By his first lunch break he'd have a four star wanted level.

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u/-jp- 1d ago

In retrospect, starting him in the Firearms and Flammable Chemicals department was a mistake.

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u/Mace_Thunderspear 1d ago

"In local news, Walmart greeter kills 489 shoppers and 214 police officers before stealing a fighter jet and escaping out to sea. Reports indicate a customer resembling the employee's mother failed to respond to the man's greeting as she entered the store causing the man to fly into a rage and murder his manager with a can of "great value" brand kidney beans. When other shoppers and mall security moved to intervene, things escalated drastically. Suspect remains at large."

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 1d ago

I'm surprised he didn't torch Walmart itself.

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u/noblemile 1d ago

14 minutes

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u/GTRari 1d ago

If he meets an unhinged manager or coworker (very possible at a Walmart) I think he'd actually be a model employee. He's shown that he has respect for the more outlandish characters in GTA. Depending on the Walmart, that could be most people he works with.

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u/-jp- 1d ago

He's not even gonna get through the interview. Hell, the application kiosk thing they use is going through a window like immediately.

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u/Meet_in_Potatoes 1d ago

How long is his shift?

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u/WildFire255 13h ago

He gets moved to a Florida store and finds his people.

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u/acreekofsoap 10h ago

Vice City, baby!

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u/IronCityMMA 9h ago

I work at Walmart. He would activate rage mode as soon as he got asked to do anything (like freight)

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u/FullMetalGecko 1d ago

Doesn’t start

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