Every masked musician/dj in a battle royal cage match

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Every masked musician/dj in a battle royal cage match to the death.

The contestants: Deadmau5, KISS, Marshmellow, Insane Clown Posse, Daft Punk, The Residents, Blue Man Group, Buckethead, Lordi, GHOST, Boris Brejcha, Glass Beams, Slipknot, Pussy Riot, Squarepusher, Gwar (if they are real), Claptone, Imperial Triumphant, Bob Log III, Cazzette.

The only weapon they are allowed to use is their heads. Head butting, ramming, etc. Only the last man standing walks out. Every 30 seconds a whistle blows & the action stops and everyone has 7 seconds to down a shot of Everclear (the drink, not the band) before the battle resumes. In case things get boring, the floor is heated. Also, restless spectators are allowed to shoot at them with BB machine guns from above.

The Unknown Comic will emcee.

Who wins? And more importantly, can I get away with charging $50 per beer? I really want to gouge, as this is a one shot event. Looking forward to using the proceeds to get that 300 foot ocean yacht I so richly deserve, and prove I'm cooler than Johnny Depp (his yacht is only 156 feet). The winner gets to join me on my yacht, maybe. Who will that be?

NOTE: If you are a masked music maker and you weren't included, consider yourself irrelevant.