r/whowouldwin • u/werasa01 • 5d ago
Challenge In every house a prime bloodlusted Mike Tyson spawns and tries to kill everyone in the house. Can he succeed in killing everyone in the world?
It's similar to a post I saw a few years ago.
If prime Mike Tyson manages to kill everyone in the house, he will immediately go to the next house or apartment and try to kill everyone there. Mike Tysons won't attack each other and will collaborate. He goes berserk as soon as he spawns and tries to kill everyone regardless of whether they are babies, elderly or disabled.
R1: Bloodlusted Mike only uses fists and punches.
R2: Bloodlusted Mike uses fists, legs, teeth his whole body.
R3: Mike can use any tool(gun,knife,hammer) he finds to kill.
R4: In every house a defendlusted Jake Paul spawns and will do everything he can in order to save and defend everyone in the house.
How far does he go?
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u/paperbuddha 5d ago
This would mean millions of Tysons trekking across inhabitable land masses like the Sahara and the Russian Tundra.
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u/DearSpeed2827 5d ago
I’m fucking crying at the idea of Jake Paul being everyone’s last line of defense. Idk why that part is so funny to me.
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u/ArrivalSuccessful 5d ago
The concept itself is great alone but "defendlusted" made me chortle
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u/BBQ_HaX0r 5d ago
This really is a great prompt in all the right ways. Somewhat unique, interesting to argue about as both sides have some merits, and the right amount of humor that this whole situation warrants.
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u/DearSpeed2827 4d ago
Seriously, I want to see more “defendlusted” variables in these prompts. Cracked me up.
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u/Helloscottykitty 4d ago
That is the greatest term to hit this sub in god knows how long. I'm genuinely giddy with how funny that is.
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u/townsforever 5d ago
And yet he unironically would help a ton. 2v1 or Mike Tyson is waaayyyyyy more realistic than 1v1.
I imagine the Jake Paul scenario probably doubles the number of survivors.
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u/its_real_I_swear 5d ago
Way more than doubles. He gives you time find a weapon.
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u/SplintPunchbeef 4d ago
Prime Tyson was dropping guys who trained for months to fight him in seconds. I say Paul gives you an additional minute max to find a weapon and that's only if Tyson stops to fight him instead of focusing on you.
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u/SvanirePerish 4d ago
If you assume Jake is like the people in Weapons he could do real damage with no concern for his own safety or health, would be interesting
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u/its_real_I_swear 4d ago
I think you're underestimating a defense lusted at least semi professional fighter that knows grappling but a minute is plenty for me at least.
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u/Chinohito 5d ago
I would say civilisation collapses and the vast vast majority of the world dies.
After the first day a very sizable chunk of the population is dead. Whatever households killed their Tyson get swarmed by surrounding ones. The vast majority of non isolated civilians die in the first day.
Active military installations and certain buildings with a lot of people survive for a while, but society completely collapses and you end up with small pockets of military that stay alive with rations.
If the Mike Tysons are then able to coordinate they take down these enclaves one by one by swarming them.
If they have an inherent tracker for all humans, I think they can kill everyone on earth eventually, and astronauts will die on their own.
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u/Candid_Benefit_6841 5d ago
Imagine Mike Tyson spawning in the ISS
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u/South_Oread 5d ago
The blood would have no where to go. Just blobs of blood everywhere. Would it eventually end up as a giant spherical scab or get sucked up into the air processing?
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u/Techiastronamo 5d ago
Has anyone bled in space? Have they tested blood coagulation in space? Surely they did
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u/entreri22 5d ago
Where do you think Covid was born? Radioactive bats coagulated with anteater blood
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u/27Rench27 5d ago
That’d actually be decently easier than fighting him in full G, considering astronauts will all be in good shape. It would just be a grappling match, but like 5v1 against him.
A punch has significantly less power in zero G unless the thrower is braced against something
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u/Candid_Benefit_6841 5d ago
True, he has no experience with that environment either, both in terms of gravity and the actual layout. The astronauts like you said are all in good shape, and know the layout and where useful weapons could be. I dont think Tyson would win there.
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u/Old-Importance18 5d ago
Unless Tyson decided the best way to win was to punch a hole on the outside.
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u/ggdu69340 5d ago
Honestly I’d give good odds for the ISS astronauts to survive They are used to zero G and they can find a way to expose him to space
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u/DOOMFOOL 5d ago edited 5d ago
Zero chance the Mike Tysons successfully swarm the surviving military, guns and tanks are a ridiculous force equalizer.
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u/maxyedor 5d ago
Tyson would first get to fight most of the military in their home/barracks, very few are armed and even fewer are in tanks at any given time.
The Tysons spawned in Leisure Village would surely gang up at some point. That would be a real problem for the military. Tanks hold a limited amount of ammo and fuel, they’d have a whole lot of Tysons to chase down, and since they’d be on the move the main gun wouldn’t be especially useful, they’d basically have machine guns and the tank itself, but if Tysons got on the tank while the gunner was using the .50, it could turn into a real problem really fast. The Russians figured this out in WW2, just bum rush tanks with infantry and they’re pretty easy to take out.
Most zombie movies could easily be solved with the Military or even just civilians with guns, but this scenario when he spawns in your house, this one’s a real problem.
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u/Old-Importance18 5d ago
Imagine if a Tyson also appeared inside each tank, what a scare they would get!
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u/CommanderFrostborne 5d ago
Yeah, it really depends on how well the Tyson Swarm coordinates. If there is none, someone will survive. If they do coordinate (especially if they have some fantastic extra ability to do so) this could be a humanity TPK.
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u/JigglesTheBiggles 5d ago
Americans would kill most of their Tysons. They've been preparing for this.
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u/Y0G--S0TH0TH 5d ago
Surprise, fear, and lack of proper training means most people can't shoot for shit.
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u/JigglesTheBiggles 5d ago
Some would die, but it wouldn't take too long before we have roaming bands of hunting parties taking down the Tysons for sport.
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u/Hazelnutcookiess 5d ago
That wouldn't be very many of them, and the number of mikes would quickly outnumber them.
America has a lot of guns yes but most of them don't have much practice outside of a range, and yeah theirs hunters, but hat's very different.
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u/Old-Importance18 5d ago
And shooting a person in cold blood without hesitation is not something that many people can do, even if you have weapons training.
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u/Y0G--S0TH0TH 4d ago
Being actively under attack makes that definitively "hot blooded", but yeah I get you, the majority are not psychologically conditioned for serious violence. Some will freeze, some will panic and try to run (even if there is no way out) and many will be so frantic they magdump and maaaaaybe wing him.
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u/its_real_I_swear 5d ago
Most Americans don't own a gun and most that do don't carry in their home. I would say more Americans survive than average but "most" is a stretch
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u/bobbi21 5d ago
Accurate but its close. 44% of households have a gun. Off by 7%.
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u/its_real_I_swear 5d ago
To not argue with your not argument, in a lot of those households there is one gun owner but multiple people.
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u/Trezzie 5d ago
Now they have to access, load, and fire while a surprise Mike Tyson is punching them. Then another, and another.
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u/Adventurous-Can-8708 5d ago
Load? You have an extremely optimistic take on gun safety for your average American.
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u/shadysnoman 5d ago
Lmao. Please don’t overestimate our ability to actually use guns. More Americans would die by the hand of other non Mike Tyson Americans in this scenario.
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u/Jon_Snow_1887 4d ago
It’s not really a question of ability to use the gun. It’s a question of if they can get to the gun before Tyson could get to them. If you have a gun and you’re against an unarmed person who is more that an arms length distance away, and they’re not allowed to use any sort of tool or weapon, you’re winning that 1v1 99 times out of a hundred. As long as it’s a semi-automatic, you’ll be able to mag dump into him when he gets within 10 ish feet. You’re not missing all your shots at that range, and he will die.
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u/Twobearsonaraft 4d ago edited 4d ago
The Tysons also gotta eat. The vast majority are going to starve to death in the first few months, if not die of dehydration in the first couple weeks. I have no idea if Mike Tyson has any farming or hunting skills, but I won’t be surprised if a few civilians of Tysons emerge from the ruins.
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u/LittleAd3211 5d ago
As soon as the military responds the Tysons are done. They can’t swarm down large holdouts for long like WWZ since guns exist and the military will dispatch swarms by the millions
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u/Chinohito 5d ago
The scenario where he can use any equipment he can find begs to differ.
And also, the tiny amount of enclaves holding out would be isolated and drain resources slowly. The Tysons aren't mindless zombies, they'd coalesce from around the world and attack in the tens or hundreds of millions, more than the bullets the defenders would have.
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u/LittleAd3211 4d ago
Honestly it doesn’t at all. A bunch of Mike Tyson’s with handguns and kitchen knives are going to be sitting ducks against the military.
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u/jay_Da 5d ago
Imagine all the confused but bloodlusted Tysons that spawn in empty houses/apartments/condos
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u/HunsonAbadeer2 4d ago
O shit I thought they were only in houses were people lived, yeah we are even more fucked
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u/KingKD 5d ago
In first three scenarios at least a third of the world is dead, he’ll be spawning in sleeping people houses and they won’t stand a chance.
The UN estimates 28% of people live in a single person home, Id bet that near 100% of them would be killed because even if they were theoretically a better fighter (highly unlikely) having Mike Tyson appear out of nowhere would be highly surprising and they wouldn’t be ready to fight, while he’s bloodlusted.
The bigger of households that could win a straight up surprise attack is very few, you need a big group of relatively developed males because the average 2 parent 2 kids household won’t stand a chance.
Then every Mike that wins (easily 90+ percent) goes to attack a new home too. Civilization falls 100%
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u/DOOMFOOL 5d ago
Civilization falls but the Tyson’s die before killing all humanity, enough military will survive to guarantee that, along with enough people owning weapons and using them in time or just not being home and escaping to safety.
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u/Hollowed_Hunter234 5d ago
Yeah I think that’s the most likely outcome. People with weapons, that are fast enough to grab and use them, will survive that first attacker - but the vast majority of people who are home die immediately. Then the excess Tysons flood the streets and people that aren’t home start dying on mass until the military shows up.
It doesn’t wipe us all out, but a very large chunk of the population dies and civilisation likely falls
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u/DOOMFOOL 19h ago
After the initial attack your chance to survive is pretty good tbh, if you have access to to a vehicle the Tyson’s aren’t stopping you and armed groups will quickly be creating safe zones
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u/TSED 5d ago
The bigger of households that could win a straight up surprise attack is very few, you need a big group of relatively developed males because the average 2 parent 2 kids household won’t stand a chance.
Huh? Multiple adults (not just male and female) describes most houses in the world. Basically everywhere that is in any way kind of low on the HDI. Even then, a ton of homes even in developed places have adult children staying with their parents at the moment, and then there's all the teenagers out there.
Are you talking about just the USA?
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u/Holy-Crap-Uncle 5d ago edited 5d ago
So it's like a mike tyson zombie invasion, except there are a billion ... everywhere ... at once.
Yes, because society collapses even for the lucky few that survive, and there are still, best case, hundreds of millions of Mike Tysons hunting them down.
Mike Tyson in his prime is a killing machine that would kill the vast majority of people with a single punch. His punches, in boxing gloves, caused grievous internal damage to professional heavyweight opponents.
Jake Paul, if aware and can delay Tyson might give time for civilization to respond, but it's still unlikely.
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u/Squippyfood 5d ago
people can just hand Jake a knife and the odds of the family winning shoot up dramatically. Like Tyson can still 1KO everyone but multiple simultaneous stabs are hard to come back from.
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u/TheBalrogofMelkor 5d ago
That's assuming we know what is going on. If Tyson and Paul spawn in my house and start throwing hands, I'm getting out of there ASAP, along with everyone else in the city who will flood the streets, easy pickings for the successful Mike Tysons who emerge
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u/TotallyJerd 5d ago
R1 and R2 we survive as a species and society, but loads of people die. Sure, Mike Tyson is crazy strong, but most people with knives can do enough damage to take him along with them. Knives are a massive leg up in fights, and if a number of people in a single house gang up with knives then he has little chance.
R3 I think society collapses, simply because the tool advantage is negligible now that Tyson's can also use tools. Humanity still survives though, unless Tyson gets the nuclear codes.
R4 is probably the easiest round, simply because Jake Paul can be the literal punching bag to hold up Tyson while everyone else in the house grabs a weapon.
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u/brechbillc1 5d ago
Shit me and my entire family are pretty much dead. I live by myself, my youngest brother lives by himself, my mom lives by herself, my dad lives with his current wife and both are in their 60s, my middle brother lives with just his girlfriend. We’re all dying if Prime Tyson shows up out of nowhere in our homes with intent to kill us.
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u/shadysnoman 5d ago
All homes? Or all human dwellings? Are all the homes inhabited? Because there’s 14.9 million vacant homes in America alone. So 14.9 million Tysons in America make it out of the first home completely unscathed.
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u/Falsus 5d ago
No.
But society collapses due to the large amount of dead and the insane amount of body mass all those Mike Tysons adds. Frankly climate change is about to get crazy.
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u/Nonetoobrightatall 5d ago
What about dogs? A lot of people have big-ass, mean dogs that would fuck Tyson up. At least long enough for them to get their guns or improvised weapons. I’ve got a pack of heelers that would go to town. Dogs can do grievous damage.
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u/Sniffableaxe 5d ago
Few questions.
How is the real mike tyson affected by this? Does one spawn in his home or nah cuz theres already a mike there? Does he join his clones? get suicidelusted because hes both mike tyson and a real person in the world? In that case, does the Jake Paul who would spawn in his home do everything in his power to stop mike from offing himself? Does Mike rise up as the commander of his new clone army?
If hes not affected I think he kills his clone because he is older and therefore wiser than his younger self and subsequently gets shot by a roaming band of survivors hunting down every mike they see
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u/RevolutionaryMind221 5d ago
I think people are under estimating the advantage of knowing the layout of your house and how many weapons (not just guns) everyone has in their house. Kitchen Knifes will make you much more likely to survive the encounter. Tyson is able to kill a bunch of people, sure. But he is not bringing down civilization...
The last scenario is the most likely to work. But if tyson is not allowed to pick up any weapons then he is going to be screwed.
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u/ZachPruckowski 5d ago
I mean it depends on where he spawns and the layout of your house. Most weapons are in the kitchen (knives), garage/shed, or master bedroom. Very easy to imagine getting bottlenecked in such a way that you have to get past Mike Tyson to reach the weapons.
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u/RevolutionaryMind221 5d ago
It really comes down to if tyson is able to sneak up on people but being bloodlusted, I doubt he is quiet. if you get a bottle necked, then you are screwed or you have to sit and hide it until you know how to get around him. Remember only you know the layout of your home. And even if you do get a weapon, you're still having to fight off Tyson, so ya know, good luck. But you only have to fight him off enough to get away. But weapons aren't just like knives and guns. You have them in the bathroom as well. Have you ever been spayed in the eyes with bleach? Hairspray? do you have matches in the bathroom? Touched the hot end of a hair curler? Cut yourself with a flatblade? Also, the top of the toilet is a decent blunt weapon. Hell even just break your mirror or a window and grab a piece of glass.
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u/jmcdon00 5d ago
Even if you get a knife you probably have very little chance against Tyson. His strikes are much quicker than yours, and even if you strike him, it's unlikely it will stop him. Even if 20% of households survive, that leaves 5 tysons for every remaining household. A knife does nothing against 5 Tysons.
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u/RevolutionaryMind221 5d ago
Agree to an extent. If you have a sharp kitchen knife, your reach would be longer and would become very dangerous. It would not guarantee survival bit, but it would greatly increase it. You don't have to kill tyson in the first encounter. You just need to get away or trap him in a room so that you can come back to the situation with other people or a better weapon or set a trap.
Also that only if there is one person per household, alot of homes are not just one person and if one person with a knife could not take 1 tyson, 2 people with knifes could definitely do it. What about homes with 3+ people in it. Give them all knives, and it becomes even worse for Tyson. Replace knives with guns, and it only takes one to take out 5 tyson.
Lots of people would die, yes. Would society fall no...
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u/inventionnerd 5d ago
It's a bloodlusted Tyson. I think he could sacrifice himself and still take you out honestly. Unless you get the perfect stab, he can just block it with 1 arm and probably clock your ass and beat you up by then.
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u/reveek 5d ago
He is absolutely breaking down civilization just based on the fact that millions of Tysons magically appearing would be an existential crisis that existing social systems could not address. Science could not handle the breakdown of several fundamental laws and religion(s) would be hard pressed to answer why any higher power would choose to attack everyone in such a specific and vicious manner. On the other hand, the Tysons would not succeed at extermination because there are those who will have accesss to weapons that can bridge the deadliness gap and get into a defensible position.
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u/SnottNormal 5d ago
I think the Number of Tysons is the big issue. My apartment building would have ~50 rampaging Tysons in it. Like most zombie scenarios, folks in major cities are generally dead.
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u/lowqualitylizard 5d ago
Last time I would say he gets about 3/4 of the world
R1 and R2 are essentially the same 80% of the Tysons that spawn kill the inhabitants of the home simply because he just spawns in and is probably able to knock most people out with a punch but once the first week is over coordinated defense signs are going to rip him to shreds
R3 gets tricky because that many people bloodlusted with the ability to use guns could probably do a fair amount of damage regardless of the fact that they're in a prime body I don't know if they'd be able to but they would do really damn well and get like a solid 90%
R4 they don't even take over 20%, a Jake Paul wouldn't even need to do anything but buy the family 10 seconds to run and that's honestly good enough
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u/nestersan 5d ago
Americans in this thread acting like they're all quick draw McGraw lol. At night a murderer not looking to rob you (99% of home invasions) but who is there simply to end you will kill you muppets 99 times out of ten.
Shooting at fumblers who are also scared and unskilled is different from what would actually come for you.
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u/tacopig117 5d ago
A lot of homeowners have firearms. He would kill a lot of people, but not everyone.
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u/BisexualCaveman 5d ago
And some households have like 9 people living there.
Some living situations are shared housing that will have multiple fit males sharing a dwelling.
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u/Over_Combination_301 5d ago
But he’s spawning in, immediately in your house, not breaking in, in it. Not many people have their weapon continuously on them or even available immediately.
If he had to break in to the house, make noise, set off cameras then yeah a lot of homes will defend against him even if it’s just with a few people armed with kitchen knives.
But him just appearing like “surprise motherfucker” would be very hard to handle.
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u/KalistramMcleod 5d ago
Im sure there’s like an 1-5% people that could outmuscle, out wrestle, have quick access to weapons, or could jump him with more people. But most people would die
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u/exaviyur 5d ago
It's billions of Tysons. The world is fucked. I'm an apartment building does every unit get a Tyson or one for every building? If the latter, humanity has a chance if the cities can unite, but I still hate our odds.
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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 5d ago
There are about 2.3 billion households in the world. So the average prime Tyson is spawning and fighting against 3-4 civilians. But a lot of these are elderly and children, and very few have guns on hand.
The biggest question is the world's reaction. If the Tysons spawn in he western hemisphere in the middle of the night, good chance all those governments lose their heads of state, congress, state and local govt.
But that's the middle of the afternoon in China, and morning in Europe.
The second the Tysons spawn, the world will know. There are many of them, but they don't have much time to act. If they can't collaborate enough to form their own militaries, and the berserk clause makes me think they can't, the Chinese Tysons will kill millions, but may not topple the govt if they spawn at day.
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u/NSAwatchlistbait 5d ago
Even in places with guns in the home he smokes almost everyone. He’s fast asf and you’re gonna get 0 warning considering he doesn’t have to break in. You might hear footsteps and then a thud in another room when a family member hits the ground, but almost no one will have time to yell for help before they’re unconscious.
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u/Dud3_Abid3s 5d ago
I’m a Texan…for the vast majority of my day and evening I’m within arms reach of a firearm.
Tyson gets the beans and any Tyson that gets close to my house also gets the fucking beans.
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u/Calm-Compote7241 5d ago
I’m not a Texan. I’ve never been within arms reach of a firearm in my life.
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u/KProbs713 5d ago
Same. And since I live in semi-rural Texas, most all of my neighbors are also usually carrying or near a firearm while home (coyote packs and wild dogs ain't a joke). Some households would be taken out but the majority around me would probably survive. No matter how bloodlusted he is, two armed adults will beat an unarmed Tyson.
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u/NecroCorey 5d ago
It depends on how he spawns. If he just spawns in instantly and starts going fucking ham while I'm taking a shit, I don't think anyone survives.
If I have any sort of warning, like a timer or he needs to take a second to be assembled or something I can see him getting shot.
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u/spaceagefox 5d ago
how many .45acp bullets in the center mass can prime mike tyson tank? i keep an gun by my bed and a loaded magazine in my desk, so i could have a loaded gun a few seconds before he breaches into my always locked room
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u/Kayback2 5d ago
I won't even need to put a magazine in mine, although I prefer 9x19.
If I'm awake and not in the shower or in bed my guns on my hip 90% of the time and in arms reach 100% of the time. While I'm getting old and slow I'll still Bill Drill his ass from concealment in about 3s.
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u/Joey3155 5d ago
In which country does this start? Cause if it's America then my homie is dead real fast because most Americans have guns and lots of them.
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u/SightWithoutEyes 5d ago
Alright, this is basically a zombie apocalypse where a super-powered zombie spawns in every house, but everyone is immune, because there's no Mike Tyson transmission.
Now, Mike's kind of dull. One of the greatest fighters in the ring in history, but not too bright.
How do we count bunkers like Ravenrock? The White House? Shit like that, where technically it's one building. If continuity of government is achieved, they might beat back the Tysons. Now, if the Tysons elect a Prime-Prime Tyson, through sheer force of will and Tyson Fight Club, you might get a spokesman.
I think it would rattle the world, but it would bounce back.
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u/Comfortable-Emu-2424 5d ago
The greatest fighters in the world will tell you that there's really no hope against even 2 semi competant opponents so I see this just being a massive loss of the elderly and a lot of dead and incarcerated Tysons
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u/OutsourcedDinnerPlan 5d ago
I just had a thought -- to survive the Tysons you'd want a bunch of advantages. You'd want a living situation where a lot of adults live together, you'd want weapons within arms reach, you'd want layouts that Tyson finds confusing and unfamiliar, and you'd benefit from a language other than English so that Tyson can't pick up your ability to coordinate with your household members. The best bet is any sort of military base, but on a country basis I think Afghanstan would do very well.
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u/Czar_Castillo 5d ago
So a lot of this depends a lot on what time Mike Tyson spawns. Countries in the middle of the night are going to have the worst odds as they are mostly home and sleeping. Tyson can potentially jump them in bed and kill them many even before they find out what is happening. The countries in the middle of the day with most adults away at work and kids at school will have the best odds of survival as they would have the most time to respond to threats. And may even hear what's going on in the news. The cops and soon the national guard and military could be mobilized faster and respond to the threat better. The best case scenario for humanity as a whole is for the spawn to happen when night time is mostly over the Pacific Ocean.
Another factor is how much Tyson coordinates with himself to kill the reminding population. And if it would even have to coordinate to self divide himself in scavenging duties and farming and other survival logistics or just keep on being berserk until he dies of exhaustion and hunger.
I think humanity survived this but it will be in a very rough shape some parts of the world will be more messed up than others mainly due to the spawn time. Potentially a collapse of modern civilization as we know it but there would be survivors and they would band together to try and survive the Tyson apocalypse. And form societies and armies to kill the Tyson menace.
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u/BastardofMelbourne 5d ago
It's basically one bloodlusted Mike Tyson for roughly every 1-4 people on Earth, and I imagine most people would not do well against a bloodlusted anything. It's hard to deal with something that is purely 100% trying to kill you, even if it's just a dog or a child.
That said, a lot of homes have guns and a lot of Tysons would be spawning in places like army barracks. And we're not really explaining what happens to people who aren't in their homes, i.e. most people during the day. So this would need to be a staggered spawning of Tysons worldwide at times when the house is guaranteed to be occupied (let's say 2am) and somehow there's a blackout on communication so the people on the East Coast aren't warned by Tysons spawning on the West Coast.
Otherwise, this is almost exactly the plot of Us and I think it would shake out the same way. A lot of people would be cleaned out by Tysons and a certain percentage would survive thanks to luck, firearms, or just being more willing to kill a suddenly appearing heavyweight boxer from the 80s.
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u/SplintPunchbeef 4d ago
I think yes it's possible because he's going to wipe an overwhelming number of houses easily and then he'd be teaming up on the harder houses. A world war z wall of bloodlusted Prime Mike Tysons is an extinction level event. lol
Also I don't know if op made it up but "defendlusted" is killing me 😂🤣
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u/Vader_Your_Father 5d ago
Mike Tyson isn't bulletproof... just shoot him while he is trying to deal with my Doberman, like I would with any other intruder
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u/ASK_ALEX 5d ago
There's a Key & Peele sketch here that has the lines, "So you killed your Mike Tyson?" and "Who is Mike Tyson?"
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u/Toras_Flambe 5d ago
I mean, I think it would be more interesting if it was
Scenario as you say
Everyone in the house knows it will happen, but not when
Everyone gets 10 minutes to prepare
Everyone gets Jake Paul, if you want.
I think the big question here is how this works if you are not in your house,.does he spawn in your office? If you are camping to you come home to a Mike Tyson just waiting?
I think civilisation wins. For one, most gun owners have a very short fight ahead of them. Best fighter in the world loses to a 9mm every time. In most scenarios, a single armed civilian can kill dozens if not hundreds of Mikes.
If they form an armed mob, this is much worse and harder to deal with, but this is only one scenario. And Mike was a terrible team player.
So yeah, some high loses at first but once enough people get enough guns they can pretty easily win
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u/No-Annual-7276 5d ago
Oh i feel really bad for the Mike Tysons that spawn in Texas/southern Louisiana homes.
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u/AM27C256 5d ago
I see no way Tyson kills everyone. Lots of people will just run out of their homes once they get attacked. And by the scenario, the Mike Tysons only attack people in houses, so everyone outside of a house is safe. Any Mike Tysons leaving a house are immediately going to other houses, never trying to kill anyone outside. That makes them very vulnerable while moving from house to house.
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u/Lama_For_Hire 5d ago
Is this peak Tyson or current Tyson? Because current Tyson isn't in the best of conditions and I might have 5% chance of surviving if I can get to my machete in time and have a lucky hit
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u/lostpasts 5d ago edited 5d ago
No. For multiple reasons, but the main one being plenty of people are homeless, and billions are out at work or school at any one time.
Even if he killed everyone in every house, there's still millions of homeless survivors, and like a few billion worker survivors.
And you specify he only targets people in houses. So fleeing the house (which most people would immediately do) would neutralise his threat too.
There's also a 3rd structural flaw in the premise. The Tysons are human, and won't attack each other. So even in the absolute worst-case scenario, you just end up with millions of Mike Tysons.
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u/Sereomontis 5d ago
Google says there are 2.2-2.3 billion housing units in the world, so 2.2 to 2.3 billion Tysons will spawn in.
A lot of houses that have weapons kill their Tyson invaders. Some unarmed people manage to kill their Tysons as well, either by luck, numbers or environmental factors. Any Tysons that spawn in any kind of military facility or vehicle that can be counted as a home (nuclear submarine, aircraft carriers, etc) are killed off easily.
Not sure how prisons work here. Is it one Tyson per cell? One per cell block? One for the entire prison? Do Tysons spawn in prisons at all?
It is a lot of Tysons regardless. A couple billion people trying to kill the other 8 billion are gonna do a lot of damage. They'd basically have to kill 4 people each, but a lot of those people will not be able to defend themselves, like very old people or babies.
I think society collapses in the first 2 rounds but humanity is able to hold out and kill of the Tysons eventually, humanity goes extinct in round 3.
Round 4 is a different story. Jake Paul won against a 58 (or 59? I forget) year old Tyson, but this is peak Tyson, so my money is on Tyson in most of those fights. But he will absolutely lose a lot of these fights to environmental factors and the fact he won't be the only one in the fight.
Round 4 is the one where society has the best chance of not collapsing, thanks to Jake Paul of all people.
Of course there's also the issue of what happens with the surviving Jake Pauls? The Tysons are all killed, since they won't stop fighting until they die, but Jake is there to defend, not fight, so many of him will live.
Billions will spawn, no doubt millions, maybe tens of millions will survive. Assuming they follow Tysons rules in reverse, meaning once a Paul kills a Tyson, he'll go to the next house to search for more Tysons?
What happens when all the Tysons die? Do the remaining Pauls just go about their lives like nothing happened?
Also, what do we do with the billions of dead bodies? Billions of Tysons, billions of Jake Pauls, at least hundreds of millions of victims caught in the crossfire.
And finally, where's the real Mike Tyson in all this?
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u/Fun_Cartoonist2918 5d ago
I can’t speak for everywhere but in my neighborhood at least 9/10 mike Tyson’s get cut in half with 00 buckshot before they get very far. Even if he spawns right next to me my wife knows how to use it too
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u/Smuttycakes 5d ago
If I’m in the kitchen we are both going down, hopefully buying my wife enough time to escape. He would crush me flat in 10 seconds but I just need to land a couple of little pokes on the neck with a pointy object in that time
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u/nbenj1990 5d ago
Every house? So unoccupied houses get a Mike tyson? Google says there are 2.2 billion houses in the world. That is a lot of Mike tysons. I think the world is losing atleast that many people. Then you have to wonder how the world functions with 1/5 of the population dead and probably the same again injured. I think the species survives but some towns,cities and probably countries will fall.
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u/All_Of_Them_Witches 5d ago
If he starts in Florida, he’s not making it out of Florida. Those 2nd amendment freaks wet dream is to kill a home invader. They sleep with their guns.
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u/GunnerySarge-B-Bird 5d ago
I mean if he gets to Usyks or Fury's house he's going to get fucked up. Or any high level MMA fighter over 170
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u/Strong-Chemistry-396 5d ago
How has nobody pointed out that there are people who walk around armed? If Tyson spawned in my house I'd shoot him, so would my neighbors, so would most people who keep a gun on their person.
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u/Truffled 5d ago
Only spawn in HOUSES? So like no Tysons in offices, airports, freeways, any place that isn't a house? There are lots of people that can band together to defend against the Tysons that won't be in a house when the spawn in happens.
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u/ZHISHER 5d ago
Absolutely not.
Between military bases, 35% of Americans, rural farmers all across the world with shotguns, Somali warlords, and all the old freedom fighters who still have their rusty AK’s, a huge plurality of the Tysons die quickly. Add on to that all the Tysons who spawn in inhospitable lands and die from the elements.
After that, global militaries can take on the rest.
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u/LittleAd3211 5d ago
Most houses that own firearms arms will survive. The majority of large houses will survive with casualties. Once the military whips up a response, which won’t take more than an hour or two, the Tyson’s are toast.
I’d estimate maybe 5 billion casualties, largely concentrated from India and china.
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u/iShrub 5d ago
As others have mentioned, the Tysons spawned in military quarters are not going to survive, which means at least some order can be kept.
Moreover, many societies are not living as nuclear families, and those societies would have better chances. A prime Tyson wins against a normal person 99 out of 100 times, but the odds are more even when half a dozen persons are fighting him together.
Last but not the least, the real Tyson only stayed at the prime for about 10 years from his first title fight in late 1986 to his fight against Holyfield (the one in which he bit the opponents' ear) in 1997. Keeping an athlete at the prime requires a lot of backup and effort, and the bloodlusted Tysons wouldn't be able to do so, which mean they will deteriorate even faster.
All in all, humanity will suffer many losses, but there would be sufficient opposition around to keep them a manageable threat, thus the Tysons cannot kill everyone in the world.
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u/townsforever 5d ago
Im just gonna do the USA because these are easy to find numbers and I figure we will do better than most other nations because of our gun ownership.
There are roughly 145 million homes in the United States. and the population is roughly 340 million. That means assuming everyone is home when this happens the avg Mike Tyson will be dealing with 2.5 people.
In a lot of houses Mike is screwed because there are 3 or more people or somebody has a gun handy.
But in just as many is not more houses Mike is gonna steam roll because there's only 1 person there or the people living there are elderly/frail.
I would guesstimate the initial 145 million mikes turns about 80 million and that half the population is dead within a few minutes of the event.
At this point it doesn't really matter what happens next too much. Assuming the army of mikes that is now beginning to form and work together somehow only manages to kill another 60 million before they are all wiped out by the scrambling shambles of our military we are still pretty much screwed.
Optimistically I figure the population would end up just under 100 million. Now imagine the devastating impact of ⅔ of the population daying in a single day and leaving over 300 million rotting bodies across the nation.
Mass famine, infrastructure breakdowns, anarchy as survivors fight over what little is left, plague and disease from all the rotting flesh that cant be disposed of in a timely manner.
TL:DR we might survive but we are looking at a apocalyptic event with the long term survive population under 10%
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u/Hollow-Official 5d ago
Probably not, enough people have guns that this is unlikely to extinct humanity. Certainly more dangerous than a zombie apocalypse though.
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u/FeelingDelivery8853 5d ago
There's a reason the Colt was called "The Equalizer" a 95 lb woman can blow a hole so big in Mike she can stick her first through.
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u/DelcoMan 5d ago
Can't speak for the world, but the US is a hard no.
1.) There are between 400 million and 500 million firearms in the US.
2.) There are about 1.93 firearms for each adult.
3.) 22 million adults have concealed carry permits.
4.) 46% of households- about 60 million of them- contain at least one firearm.
So...there is a 46% chance that Tyson spawns in a household with a gun in it, and a 22% chance that he spawns into a household with someone who tends to conceal carry that gun on their person.
extremely high likelihood that a lot of those Tysons are simply shot to death as soon as they spawn in and start making noise.
https://www.legalreader.com/how-many-guns-in-the-u-s-all-about-americas-firearms-in-2024/
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u/SunOk143 5d ago
As strong as he is he still gets one shot by a gun. Because of this he probably can’t kill everyone in the world. But anyone either without a gun or caught off guard is dead, maybe if he spawns in a big communal house a group of 8 or so could probably take him down with their bare hands. The problem would arise when the mikes start teaming up, everyone in the cities would die in the first day. I imagine next they would mobilize the military and out an end to it, but billions of people would die first. I don’t think Jake Paul does much in this scenario since he loses to Mike 99 times out of 100
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u/No_Sherbet_7917 4d ago
R3 Tyson wins assuming he can logistically survive long term as a cohesive army. R2 and R1 to me are dictated based on the knowledge of the civilian population. Also, unarmed populaces get murdered badly, so it will essentially be US survivors vs a globe full of Mike Tysons. If the Mike Tysons don't starve it'll be problematic...
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u/Ambitious_Mention201 4d ago
No because some are government with staff with military background And in at least one house is john jones.
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u/Rigamortus2005 4d ago
Except for houses that are armed yes. Any untrained or even trained man would struggle to put down mike. Weapons and numbers are their only strong suits here.
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u/Twobearsonaraft 4d ago edited 4d ago
An extra 2 billion people appearing out of nowhere would collapse civilization even if they were pacifists. Though, as others have said, they wouldn’t get everyone.
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u/Thrawn4191 4d ago
He's gonna have trouble in rural America where most houses have loaded guns throughout. I live far enough from first responders that there is no point in locking doors so instead I've got a loaded gun in most rooms hidden. I'm far from the only one. Unless I'm out waking the dogs Mike gets lead poisoning from my wife or myself within 15 seconds. The problem is all the others out there that have easy wins and form an army. IDK if rednecks have enough ammo
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u/schilleger0420 4d ago
This is America. We have more guns in this Country than we have people. Prime Tyson is Prime Tyson but the guy ain't bulletproof.
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u/Ionovarcis 4d ago
I see a few major factors unaddressed, but I ultimately think R1 and 2 are the only significant chances of survival - though, is he breaking in - or does he get a free pass into one house until it’s been cleared - then the next opens?
B&E would give families time to arm themselves or group up - vastly improving survival odds (2 adults 2 teens against one extreme sportsman - the numbers advantage is huge and the victims can arm themselves). Even the most weapons-free household has things that easily improvise
Teleported in, as many as he can stealth kill.
R3, I think you’d have to hear a neighbor and prep immediately to have any chances.
R4, somehow your odds get worse the Paul brother is that useless
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u/ForThePosse 4d ago
Does prime Mike Tyson mean a younger Mike Tyson 20+ yrs ago? Because a prime current day Mike Tyson could get his ass kicked by any average built male adult now a days.
Make me famous. I'll prove it in a ring lol. My fatass could beat the shit out of Mike Tyson. Dude just stands there and turns in circles.
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u/BrokenEternal0 4d ago
How would the original real Mike Tyson react when his younger psychopath doppelgänger spawns in his house and attacks him? Also Jake Paul fought older Mike Tyson not prime Mike Tyson.
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u/Iyourule 4d ago
Eventually the military would step in and stop him but I would honestly assume a good amount of people would be dead and not knowing right off that there's billions of mike tyson's at first would throw the world into a panic. Mike tyson would get a lot of hate too being the real one just chilling lol. Does he spawn in my house in a random area or like right on top of me? I could confidently take Mike in his prime in a fight as long as you give us 15 feet of distance and I have my carry on me lol
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u/WeirdMongoose7608 4d ago
Clarification points - are they intelligent and capable of using tools? Are you asking if he would succeed in killing each family with an a vacuum, or after killing one family does that Mike Tyson move on to assist the others, I.e. Basically one Mike Tyson for every household worth of people
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u/Otaraka 5d ago
I imagine he might struggle in military bases etc. Not everyone lives in a house. What happens on aircraft carriers for instance?
It would be zombies on steroids but in the other hand no transmission - any groups that survive to firearms and/or defendable positions should have a fair chance.