r/whowouldwin • u/werasa01 • 9d ago

Challenge In every house a prime bloodlusted Mike Tyson spawns and tries to kill everyone in the house. Can he succeed in killing everyone in the world?

It's similar to a post I saw a few years ago.

If prime Mike Tyson manages to kill everyone in the house, he will immediately go to the next house or apartment and try to kill everyone there. Mike Tysons won't attack each other and will collaborate. He goes berserk as soon as he spawns and tries to kill everyone regardless of whether they are babies, elderly or disabled.

R1: Bloodlusted Mike only uses fists and punches.

R2: Bloodlusted Mike uses fists, legs, teeth his whole body.

R3: Mike can use any tool(gun,knife,hammer) he finds to kill.

R4: In every house a defendlusted Jake Paul spawns and will do everything he can in order to save and defend everyone in the house.

How far does he go?

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 9d ago

I think people are under estimating the advantage of knowing the layout of your house and how many weapons (not just guns) everyone has in their house. Kitchen Knifes will make you much more likely to survive the encounter. Tyson is able to kill a bunch of people, sure. But he is not bringing down civilization...

The last scenario is the most likely to work. But if tyson is not allowed to pick up any weapons then he is going to be screwed.

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u/ZachPruckowski 9d ago

I mean it depends on where he spawns and the layout of your house. Most weapons are in the kitchen (knives), garage/shed, or master bedroom. Very easy to imagine getting bottlenecked in such a way that you have to get past Mike Tyson to reach the weapons.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 9d ago

It really comes down to if tyson is able to sneak up on people but being bloodlusted, I doubt he is quiet. if you get a bottle necked, then you are screwed or you have to sit and hide it until you know how to get around him. Remember only you know the layout of your home. And even if you do get a weapon, you're still having to fight off Tyson, so ya know, good luck. But you only have to fight him off enough to get away. But weapons aren't just like knives and guns. You have them in the bathroom as well. Have you ever been spayed in the eyes with bleach? Hairspray? do you have matches in the bathroom? Touched the hot end of a hair curler? Cut yourself with a flatblade? Also, the top of the toilet is a decent blunt weapon. Hell even just break your mirror or a window and grab a piece of glass.

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u/jmcdon00 9d ago

Even if you get a knife you probably have very little chance against Tyson. His strikes are much quicker than yours, and even if you strike him, it's unlikely it will stop him. Even if 20% of households survive, that leaves 5 tysons for every remaining household. A knife does nothing against 5 Tysons.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 9d ago

Agree to an extent. If you have a sharp kitchen knife, your reach would be longer and would become very dangerous. It would not guarantee survival bit, but it would greatly increase it. You don't have to kill tyson in the first encounter. You just need to get away or trap him in a room so that you can come back to the situation with other people or a better weapon or set a trap.

Also that only if there is one person per household, alot of homes are not just one person and if one person with a knife could not take 1 tyson, 2 people with knifes could definitely do it. What about homes with 3+ people in it. Give them all knives, and it becomes even worse for Tyson. Replace knives with guns, and it only takes one to take out 5 tyson.

Lots of people would die, yes. Would society fall no...

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u/inventionnerd 9d ago

It's a bloodlusted Tyson. I think he could sacrifice himself and still take you out honestly. Unless you get the perfect stab, he can just block it with 1 arm and probably clock your ass and beat you up by then.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 8d ago edited 8d ago

If you're alone, sure. And if you don't cut something important, it's hard to throw a punch with a cut tendon or severed artery, no matter how bloodlusted you are. There are a lot of bad places to be hit in the arm with a knife. Again not saying just cause you have a knife that you will survive, but it greatly increases your chances, and even if you do get killed it's likely you where able to do enough damage to tyson that he won't make it to the next house.

And if you don't live alone? 2 people with knives can increase your chances even more. Then you have house/apartments with 3+ adults, tyson is going to struggle with that unless he is able to get sneak attacks without alerting the other residents. And since he is bloodlusted, it's hard for me to imagine he even gets the sneak unless the household is asleep.

Remember, in a knife fight, there is the loser who dies now, and the winner that most likely dies shortly after.

Edit: Also, him being bloodlusted and constantly throwing punches will make him bleed out very fast. Even if he kills you, he won't be making it far with how much he will be bleeding if you get any decent cut on him. Again, this is all considering you don't have a weapon better than a knife. If you have a gun and are able to get it, tyson is screwed 99% of the time, same with the Tysons that are coming to your house from down the block. If a town has a police force with firearms, then the Tysons are not destroying the town.

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u/Sarin10 8d ago

"person" is too broad. you hand a kid a knife, they aren't doing shit against Tyson. you hand an old person a knife, they aren't doing shit against Tyson. you hand a morbidly obese person a knife, they aren't doing shit against Tyson. that eliminates millions of households already.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 8d ago

Millions of households only have kids and elderly in them? I mean, i agree with you that kids and elderly are easy picking even with a knife. I disagree with the obese person, though. Just cause your obese does not mean you can't cut something with a knife (also, there are levels of obesity). Like I said, a lot of people will die. But if you hand the elderly or kids a gun and they kill tyson with no issue.

My argument is that he will not collapse society. Killing the elderly and some kids will have the smallest effect on society immediately.

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u/Independent_Tax_4191 9d ago

I'm assuming your talking about prompt 1 or 2, how is he breaking down solid doors and walls to get to people without weapons, what's stopping me from throwing a barbell at his head and incapacitating him instantly or me and a few other family members from throwing chairs at him, the list goes on.

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u/Trezzie 9d ago

Very few interior doors can survive an annoyed teenager, let alone a boxer. That barbell you try to throw at his head will be blocked with a greater force than you threw it. Even if your doors are made of metal, and the walls concrete, there will soon be more Tysons at your door.

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u/Independent_Tax_4191 8d ago

I'd like to see Mike Tyson trying to hit me with his shattered wrists after he tried "blocking them with his greater force" while I cave his skull in with another strike.

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u/Trezzie 7d ago

I'd like to see you throw barbells with enough force to shatter wrists!

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u/reveek 9d ago

He is absolutely breaking down civilization just based on the fact that millions of Tysons magically appearing would be an existential crisis that existing social systems could not address. Science could not handle the breakdown of several fundamental laws and religion(s) would be hard pressed to answer why any higher power would choose to attack everyone in such a specific and vicious manner. On the other hand, the Tysons would not succeed at extermination because there are those who will have accesss to weapons that can bridge the deadliness gap and get into a defensible position.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 8d ago

Interesting, I have never really thought about how the nature of the prompt will affect socially. But I'm inclined to agree with you that magically spawning Tysons would indeed cause an external crisis of sorts. Great point.

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u/SnottNormal 9d ago

I think the Number of Tysons is the big issue. My apartment building would have ~50 rampaging Tysons in it. Like most zombie scenarios, folks in major cities are generally dead.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 9d ago

I'm sorry, most zombie scenarios are pretty inaccurate to how they would likely play out, and this scenario would be much worse in very different ways.

Lots of people would die, yes. But I don't think the Tysons will be taking out entire cities. Especially cities with police forces with firearms.

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u/SnottNormal 8d ago

The Tysons are popping up in individual homes, they aren’t coming from outside (so I agree, this is probably worse than zombies in that regard). I don’t know how much good armed police are when every apartment building is getting punched inside out.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 8d ago

You don't know what good armed police will do against an unarmed black man? (/s)

But all jokes aside don't bring your fists to a gunfight.

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u/SnottNormal 8d ago

I guess I mostly mean that a ton of folks will be dead by the time the cops get there. Also the cops will all have their own Mike Tyson’s punching their families.

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u/CollegeWithMattie 9d ago

I don’t think the micro matters that much here. Yes there are ways to take Mike out. But then the one from next door is coming right to you. I feel like this being mecha Mike isn’t even needed. Swap Mike out for a murderous grandma and I still think society crumbles. Just too much havoc all at once.

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u/brod121 9d ago

It doesn’t really take a lot to bring down civilization, it all runs on thin margins. Just look at the shortages at the beginning of covid. There hadn’t even been deaths yet and stores were running out of toilet paper and frozen food. Imagine if people panic like that again but 10% of truckers are dead and no deliveries come in.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 8d ago

Yeah, we as humans adapt quite well to these kinda things, will it slow down society? Sure, but it won't end it. I mean, covid wasn't even close to bringing down civilization. Sure, there was a lot of panic, and there were ALOT of deaths, but society continued on really. Sure, there was some change, but the biggest issues came from the resistance to that change. But nothing happened during covid that threatened to bring down society. I actually think Covid is an argument as to why this would not bring down society. We will adapt, replace workers, and fix supply chains. This whole thing will not span more than a few days at max, and that is being generous, I think this will take place and be majorly dealt with by the end of the first day with the next few days finishing off the stragglers.

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u/Jegglebus 7d ago

There’s also an advantage where many people may have not just one large dog, but multiple. Eventually the dogs and people both get bumrushed but I think families with at least 1-2 large dogs could have a slightly better chance of