r/whowouldwin • u/werasa01 • 9d ago

Challenge In every house a prime bloodlusted Mike Tyson spawns and tries to kill everyone in the house. Can he succeed in killing everyone in the world?

It's similar to a post I saw a few years ago.

If prime Mike Tyson manages to kill everyone in the house, he will immediately go to the next house or apartment and try to kill everyone there. Mike Tysons won't attack each other and will collaborate. He goes berserk as soon as he spawns and tries to kill everyone regardless of whether they are babies, elderly or disabled.

R1: Bloodlusted Mike only uses fists and punches.

R2: Bloodlusted Mike uses fists, legs, teeth his whole body.

R3: Mike can use any tool(gun,knife,hammer) he finds to kill.

R4: In every house a defendlusted Jake Paul spawns and will do everything he can in order to save and defend everyone in the house.

How far does he go?

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u/NecroCorey 8d ago

It depends on how he spawns. If he just spawns in instantly and starts going fucking ham while I'm taking a shit, I don't think anyone survives.

If I have any sort of warning, like a timer or he needs to take a second to be assembled or something I can see him getting shot.

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u/Dud3_Abid3s 8d ago

I have a loaded shotgun at my front door. I have a 1911 in my nightstand. I carry a Glock 43. I have a 300 blackout AR under my backseat in my truck..

I have several others put away in my closet. If I can’t get to my gun on my hip or for whatever reason it’s not on me…I just have to make it to those places while Mike Tyson fights my bulldog.

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u/kabalesk 8d ago

Don't want to come across as preachy but hoping the front door shotgun is secured in some way, unless you're trying to make the odds more fair to the intruder.