r/whowouldwin 8d ago

Challenge In every house a prime bloodlusted Mike Tyson spawns and tries to kill everyone in the house. Can he succeed in killing everyone in the world?

It's similar to a post I saw a few years ago.

If prime Mike Tyson manages to kill everyone in the house, he will immediately go to the next house or apartment and try to kill everyone there. Mike Tysons won't attack each other and will collaborate. He goes berserk as soon as he spawns and tries to kill everyone regardless of whether they are babies, elderly or disabled.

R1: Bloodlusted Mike only uses fists and punches.

R2: Bloodlusted Mike uses fists, legs, teeth his whole body.

R3: Mike can use any tool(gun,knife,hammer) he finds to kill.

R4: In every house a defendlusted Jake Paul spawns and will do everything he can in order to save and defend everyone in the house.

How far does he go?

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u/Hollowed_Hunter234 8d ago

Yeah I think that’s the most likely outcome. People with weapons, that are fast enough to grab and use them, will survive that first attacker - but the vast majority of people who are home die immediately. Then the excess Tysons flood the streets and people that aren’t home start dying on mass until the military shows up.

It doesn’t wipe us all out, but a very large chunk of the population dies and civilisation likely falls

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u/DOOMFOOL 3d ago

After the initial attack your chance to survive is pretty good tbh, if you have access to to a vehicle the Tyson’s aren’t stopping you and armed groups will quickly be creating safe zones

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u/Hollowed_Hunter234 3d ago

Yeah if you’re able to immediately jump into a car. But if you’re at work or something then there’s a good chance you get intercepted by a blood-lusted Tyson before you can get to the vehicle. Then you’re screwed