r/whowouldwin May 06 '15

Character Scramble! Character Scramble III Championship!

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Hello all and welcome to the championship for the third installment of the Who Would Win Character Scramble! Many of you have probably seen these posts popping up on the subreddit with some regularity and have been wondering what they are.

The Character Scramble is a game that started on this sub a little over half a year ago. The basic premise is that each participant is given a team of random (or "scrambled") characters that were submitted by other participants. Each week, the participants write a Bloodmatch letting us know how their team would beat their opponent's team (determined by best-of-1 brackets) based on special rules. If you would like to participate in next season, please sign up for the email list above to be notified of the sign up topic and more. If you want more information regarding the character Scramble. you can read every post ever made for the scramble by clicking on the hub post link at the top of this post, and feel free to ask any questions you may have in this thread.

Each season follows a different theme which determines the limitations and overall power level of each of the characters allowed. The theme is determined by the champion of the previous season. This season's theme was created by /u/dat_bass1 and was called "The Scramble Ball Run" and involves a race across America for vast sums of money.

Our Heroes (and villains) have traveled from the West Coast and dealt with everything from generic thieves, crossing piranha infested rivers, and taking down super powered foes that required the cooperation of both teams...and that is not even taking into account the fact that a different scramble team was fighting them every week.

Below, I will post the prompt that our two finalists, /u/7thsonofsons and /u/House_of_Usher, were working off of.

When you are ready to vote, USE THIS FORM. It will remain open through the weekend. This post will likely stay stickied till only Friday, so please save/bookmark it if you want to vote but need the weekend to read through these excellent responses.

The finalists have spent a lot of time on these, so please read both posts fully before voting.They may take a little while to go up so please be patient.


The Prompt


FINAL ROUND: MANHATTAN RHAPSODY

It's been a long time coming. A couple of months ago, you signed up for a race across America with an enticing cash prize, dreaming of fame and fortune, and it's been pretty much non-stop action since then. You've finished six stages--each of which presented its own unique set of environmental hazards--covered more than 2000 miles total, and fought what feels like dozens of other contenders along the way. Now, you're finally here, at the beginning of the seventh stage--『The Final Push』--and there are only three other contenders left, besides you and your associates.

Time to settle this the only way it ever could be settled. With an all-out sprint to the finish.


RULES

Fight for the Finish: This is a straight-up race from Brighton Beach to Trinity Church (as always, give it up for MS paint), with a checkpoint at Brooklyn Bridge (you don't have stop, but you do have to cross it). As soon as the starter's pistol is fired, it's on, and the victory condition is having one of your teammates there first.

Weapons Free: The race organizers (that is, those of them who still remain) have pretty much given up and accepted that this whole event has been and will continue to be looked on as a barbaric outrage by critics the world over. You're free to duke it out as you race (in fact, considering that this is a tournament on /r/whowouldwin, you're expected to!).

Mind the Crowd: The sides of the route will, most likely, be packed with adoring fans. It'd be a good idea to be careful of them.

This is for all the marbles: Not only will the winner take home a cool hundred billion dollar cash prize, but, thanks to a bet made between the two competing teams, all the magic idols left in play.

What now?: How will your team split up the prize once one of them wins? How will they use the single wish that assembling all the idols in one place grants? IT'S UP TO YOU, THE AUTHOR, TO DECIDE!

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u/mrcelophane May 06 '15

Part 4: Final Lap

Cho weighed his options. Not Raiden. He’d slaughter me in a heartbeat. Not the Xenomorph, Bolin can deal with him. That leaves Jin. “Bolin, take the alien. Take-Mikazuchi, stall Raiden. I’ll keep Jin occupied.”

Running full on at Jin, Cho began to calculate the man’s moves. Okay, Potential Pattern One: slice to the shoulder, dodge. Reverses blow, block with mace, deflect sword at 30 degree angle. End Pattern One. Potential Pattern Two:...

After running through every pattern possible, Cho engaged Jin, barely ducking under the kenjutsu expert’s blade. Geez, he’s fast. Reevaluate some of the patterns to reflect inordinate speed. Cho blocked the second strike with his mace, and retaliated by attempting a sweeping kick. Jin dodged it easily, leaping backwards into the air and landing with a smirk. “Unorthodox moves, using your environment, I know all about your tactics, Cho. I used to work with a man who fought in a similar fashion. You won’t catch me off guard.”

Damn. thought Cho, this is going to be a long couple of minutes.


Meanwhile…

Bolin wasn’t the best combat strategist, but when an enemy makes a conscious effort to stay as far away from lava as possible, then it’s a sign the enemy is afraid of lava. Of course, pretty much everything is afraid of lava. Bolin only connected the dots after Cho had connected them for him, and once Cho had explained that the alien creature was likely afraid of fire and extreme temperatures, Bolin had just nodded and accepted it. With Cho, that’s pretty much all you could do.

This left Bolin in the advantageous situation of having both a rotating disc formed of pure lava and an enemy with a pretty debilitating phobia. “C’mere, you!”

Rex dodged the disc, spitting something in Bolin’s direction. Bolin raised a wall of earth in front of him, and was dismayed as it began to dissolve. “Okay, that is one ick level up from Flying Bison snot. And I hate Flying Bison snot.”

As Bolin hurled the disc towards the Xenomorph again, Raiden intercepted the attack, cutting the lava weapon in half. Take-Mikazuchi followed, throwing lightning at the Xenomorph and attempting to crush Raiden. Bolin created another disc, this time sending it at Raiden, who was locked in a grapple with Take-Mikazuchi, but was forced to dodge out of the way as more of the Xenomorph’s spit came flying towards him. Damn. thought Bolin, this is going to be a long couple of minutes.


Meanwhile…

Cho’s mace flew into the river. Jin lowered his sword, satisfied with his victory. Cho fell to his knees, looking lost. “You are really, really good. I predicted every move you made and I still couldn’t match you.”

Jin adjusted his glasses. “You were a worthy opponent, and, as I said, much like my old associate. Only he was more… rough around the edges. It would be a shame to end the life of one so talented.”

Cho sensed a But. “But…”

Jin raised his sword. “I’m afraid my wariness of you goes even deeper than respect for your talents, Amadeus Cho. You are a threat, even while beaten. And I have an obligation to help my team to victory. I’m sure you understand.”


Meanwhile… again…

Raiden dodged another lava disc and closed in on Bolin’s makeshift earth shelter. After switching opponent’s with the Xenomorph, Rex had kept Take-Mikazuchi busy and off Raiden’s back, leaving him free to deal with the real reason he had almost sunk to a watery grave.

Raiden cut down Bolin’s disc. “This,”

Raiden ran at Bolin’s shelter, slicing through the tough rocky wall. “Is why,”

Bolin attempted to escape through a small tunnel, but Raiden grabbed him and threw him out into the open. “You don’t,”

As Bolin rose to his feet, Raiden kneed Bolin in the gut. Hard. “Piss me off. Are we clear?”

“Crystal,” moaned Bolin from his supine position.

Raiden turned to see Rex still struggling with the Persona, Take-Mikazuchi, and Jin with Cho at his mercy. He turned back to Bolin. “Looks like it’s all over. Call out that yellow-haired friend of yours, and I’ll be more inclined to be merciful.”

Bolin smiled a crack-toothed smile. “About that…” he began.


Elsewhere

“What do you mean he’s not here?” asked Jin, his brow furrowed.

“Simple,” said Cho. “Kanji hasn’t been here for the entire fight. By leaving his Persona in his place, Kanji could safely run the remainder of the race without any interference. I he keeps his speed up, he should arrive in about 10 seconds. So, Jin: am I still worth killing?”

“Jin!” Raiden came running over. “The Bolin kid says the yellow-haired punk is heading the church! We need to stop him-”

“No point. He’s already almost there.” Jin lowered a hand and helped Cho to his feet. “Well played, Amadeus Cho. Well played.”

Rex looked around in confusion as Take-Mikazuchi dissappeared. Suddenly, Speedwagon’s voice rang out once more. “Ladies and Gentlemen, spectators and competitors, the race is over. While Cho and Bolin held the rear, Kanji Tatsumi snuck ahead, beating the other team to Trinity Church during the ensuing fight! It took guts! It took deception! It took Cho and Bolin risking their very lives, and Kanji’s indomitable will and faith in his comrades! But in the end, I pronounce the winners of the Scramble Ball Run to be Amadeus Cho, Kanji Tatsumi, and Bolin!”

Speedwagon composed himself, wiping away the manly tears forming on his face. “But we cannot forget the competition, the warriors who so nearly snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, who so often proved themselves to be proud gentlemen and worthy foes! Let’s hear it for Jack Raiden, Jin, and Rex the Xenomorph!”

The crowd, now slowly streaming back to the scene of the fight, began to cheer. Raiden sheathed his sword, as did Jin. The two swordsmen shared a brief moment together, basking in the warm applause. Neither of these men often had a chance to be respected and lauded for their actions.

As Bolin and Cho began to walk to Trinity Church to greet and congratulate Kanji, Raiden broached the question on both his and Jin’s mind. “So, what do we do with Rex?”

The Xenomorph came over and rubbed its head on Raiden’s shoulder reassuringly. Jin smiled. “Keep him, Raiden. From what you’ve told me about your life, it would be greatly improved with one more murderous monster on your side. God knows your enemies have enough already.”

Raiden nodded, seeing the merits of having Rex at his back, especially on any future missions involving Snake. “Yes, I see what you mean. I think this is the beginning of a long and profitable partnership. What do you say, Rex?”

The Xenomorph growled appreciatively as Raiden scratched it underneath the mandible. “Excellent,” said Raiden.

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u/mrcelophane May 06 '15

At Trinity Church

Bells rang, crowds cheered, and Cho, Bolin, and Kanji accepted their cash prize and idols (held in escrow) from a clearly emotional Speedwagon. Upon leaving the church, Cho hustled the three to a nearby pub to celebrate. Drinks were had, toasts were made, and Cho, Bolin, and Kanji stumbled back to their apartment late at night, happy and content.

The next morning, Cho woke his teammates. Kanji and Bolin did not appreciate the early morning alarm, but went with it. With Cho, you just had to go with it. Cho divided the hundred billion dollars evenly amongst the team, and gave them some financial advice. “Look, invest in stock left and right, but get out of the market before October 1929, assuming you stick around. Seriously, shit gets crazy then.”

With that, Cho brought out all eight idols. “Now, I’m no history buff, but I can decode any dead language if I set my mind to it. See these inscriptions? Basically, it’s a step-by-step list for making a wish. I’ve been wanting to try this since we found our first idol, but couldn’t until we got all eight. So, here goes.”

Cho arranged the idols in a circle, and chanted what sounded like gibberish to Kanji and Bolin. The idols began to glow, giving off a strange energy. Cho finished the chant, ending with three incomprehensible words: nodownvoting, nodownvoting, nodownvoting!”Suddenly, the light cut off, and three figures appeared. Bolin was the first to respond. “So… who are you guys?”

The first figure spoke. “I am /u/Krillin, Supreme Ruler of WhoWouldWin. Fear me, for my banhammer is swift and indiscriminate.”

The second figure spoke. “I am /u/ChocolateRage, the Envoy of DOOM. Fear me, for my drunken wrath is terrible to behold.

The third figure spoke. “Hi, I’m /u/Roflmoo. Sup?”

The first two figures turned to look at the third, who raised his hands in a supplicative gesture. “Give me a break, I’m just trying to make conversation.”

Cho coughed quietly. /u/Krillin turned back to the team, debating internally whether to end these foolish peons, before deciding to just roll with it. “We, the Mods of your world, shall grant you one request. Choose wisely, lest you tempt me to ban your existence and strike you from the sub!”

Cho turned to his teammates to confer. “So, uh, I actually didn’t really expect that to work. Does anyone have a wish they want granted?”

Bolin and Kanji both punched Cho in the face simultaneously. Cho shook his head, indignant. “What was that for?”

“We wouldn’t have made it nearly this far if it hadn’t been for your planning and your guidance,” said Bolin. “We owe you big time.”

“Yeah,” added Kanji. “Besides, we’ve got more money than we know what to do with. I don’t have any pressing dreams I haven’t achieved, and neither does Bolin. We’ve talked.”

“If you're absolutely sure…”

Both Kanji and Bolin nodded. Cho turned back to /u/Krillin. “In that case, I’d like to wish to be back in the future. I don’t fancy surviving for the next hundred or so years without any of the friends I’ve made in my travels in the present. The same goes for everyone involved in the competition: I’m sure I’m not the only miscreant who ended up here by accident. Send everyone back to their own timeline, or time period, or universe. Or at least to the place the universe they want to go to. Okay, this wish got a bit long, is it still acceptable?”

/u/Krillin looked a little skeptical, but /u/Roflmoo nodded. “Sure, why not?”

Bolin and Kanji offered silent thanks to Cho as they faded away, returning to their respective universes significantly richer and with memories that would last a lifetime. As Cho faded, took one last look at the world around him. He regretted nothing.

And besides, Speedwagon had him covered. As soon as he had received the prize money, Cho had passed his portion back to Speedwagon with explicit written instructions as to how to invest and manage the money. Cho was confident he would richer than even Stark when he arrived back in his own time.

Cho’s last thought before fading completely was, I always did think that, win or lose, this would be one hell of a Scramble.

The End


  1. Final Note.

The end at the checkpoint is a toss-up. Up until that point, I feel like Cho would be able to work out some way of staying about even with the other team, but at the checkpoint it’s go time. Kanji making a break for it while the rest of the team holds off the other team with equal numbers relies on misdirection and some bluffing, but I think the gambit would work 6/10 times. At this point, Cho and Bolin are the main perceived threats (lava and plans). Rex wouldn’t see it coming, Raiden probably wouldn’t (he has a bad habit of not noticing important stuff like this in-game), and Jin could, but Jin strikes me as someone who would focus on finishing his personal fight as quickly as possible, and then worry about missing team members. The other team is determined, and their single-minded focus on taking down the enemy in front of them is the weakness I exploit in my scenario above.

I reiterate the last words of my new favorite character, Amadeus Cho (if only there were a flair). This was fun, win or lose, and I wish /u/7thSonOfSons luck in the final round of Character Scramble III.

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u/angelsrallyon May 07 '15

Your team is disgustingly good natured. "I wish for everyone to go back to where they came from."

I wanted to see people tear eatchother apart for the wish, but your team is filled with nice guys. Great write up, could not have done it better myself. Your teams greatest strength was synergy. Well, that and a hypercomputer.

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u/House_of_Usher May 07 '15

I mean, my team is basically full of kind-hearted idealists, so yeah, not much drama. Besides, how is everyone going to get back to where they came from?

That aside, I'm glad you enjoyed the write-up. Playing with a hypercomputer is fun and allows you to justify some pretty outrageous and risky plans.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15 edited May 07 '15

I liked how you wrapped up all the loose as well.

I also find it hilarious how I totally neglected to mention in my prompt that I meant for this to be on horses. Right before I pressed send, I thought, "You know, I should probably look this prompt over again, just to make sure I included everything... nah, I probably put it all in there right." kek

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u/House_of_Usher May 07 '15

all-out sprint to the finish

Yeah, totally read this as a foot race. Something something happy accidents.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

I'm glad both you and him interpreted it the same, at least. It was also interesting to see your unique takes on the character that really mattered here, Speedwagon.

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u/House_of_Usher May 07 '15

I tried to do him justice, but the only way to write like a Speedwagon is to think like a Speedwagon, and I don't think anyone can perfectly replicate that feat.

I'm going to be sad to see him go as I head into Stardust Crusaders.

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u/7thSonOfSons May 07 '15

You gotta embrace the Speedwagon, you gotta taste the Speedwagon, you gotta date the Speedwagon, Wash the Speedwagon, YOU GOTTA BE THE SPEEDWAGON!!!