r/whowouldwin • u/Cleverly_Clearly • Aug 14 '17
Special Character Scramble VIII Semi-Finals: Come Sail Away
The Character Scramble is a writing prompt tournament where people compete to write the best story they can. At the beginning, everyone submits characters that meet the guidelines, then those characters are randomized and distributed evenly. From then on, each week there's a new writing prompt for everyone to follow. At the end of the week, everyone votes for who they think should advance, until we have our winner at the end. The winner at the end of the tournament gets to choose the theme, tier, and rules of the next scramble, along with a nice custom flair as their reward. The current theme is based on Part 6 of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure manga, and the tier is 2-8/10 against Captain America or Batman.
Without further ado, here we go!
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Your team has commandeered a maintenance skiff. You’re peeling away from Green Dolphin Street Prison as fast as your boat can take you, watching that horrible institution shrink in the distance. You’ll live the rest of your life as escaped convicts, but it’s better than being locked up - you’ll just change your names and keep a low profile from now on. Or so you think.
After a cursory search of the boat you’ve stolen, your team notices something - a letter, addressed to you, courtesy of (guess who) [villain of choice]! It seems that, as usual, this was all part of [villain of choice’s] sinister plan. You tear open the envelope, discovering five tickets and a map to…
Walt Disney World?
A simple message is scribbled on the front of the map in black marker - Come find me. Earn your freedom, and your wishes.
So, you’ve found your final stop. You’re going to take the skiff up the coast to Cape Canaveral, then go west until you reach Walt Disney World. A two-hour 160 mile trip, two-thirds by sea, one third on foot, and finally come face-to-face with the man behind all this. No trouble at all.
And then you hear the sirens.
Looking back over your shoulder, you discover that the police are on your tail! Honestly, you probably should have expected this. Looking even closer, you can see another Green Dolphin Street maintenance skiff, sailed by a group that definitely do not look like prison guards. Seems like another gang of inmates had the same idea, and they’ve accidentally led the fuzz right to you! Their boat quickly begins catching up with yours, and starts ramming you - apparently figuring that if the police can pick your team up, they’ll stop chasing after them. Well, you’re not going to take any of that, are you? You need to outpace your opponents and go the distance!
See, your team has to traverse a set distance, as in, The Distance. See, there’s a reason I picked that music.
Normal Rules
People Living In Competition: Look at all these obscure characters in the scramble! Give a brief summary of your characters in your post. Be sure to mention things like powers, personality, weaknesses, just stuff that the average reader should know before reading.
All I Do Is Win: The Scramble is a game, and in the end the player always wins the game. This time the player is you, champ! That means that when your write your story, your team always comes out victorious. Even if the odds of you winning are 1 in 100, explain those odds in the analysis and then show us that 1 miracle run.
Take Your Hand Out Of My Pocket: Characters are assumed to be at the same power level they started the tournament at at all times. To clarify, this means you would not be able to loot Captain America of his shield if you beat him in a previous round, or otherwise gain a competitive advantage based on anything that happened in a previous round. This is to aid your opponent in research of your character.
Ballots Not Bullets: If you don’t vote, you don’t win. Simple. Voting qualifies you for each round, which means forgetting to vote gets you kicked out, regardless of whether or not you would have won. That means that when the voting goes up (after the due date), you should probably take care of it pronto-like.
Due Date: The night of Tuesday the 22nd. Voting will go up Wednesday morning Friday morning, you've got a two-day extension.
Round-Specific Rules
Round Goal: Bounce On The Devil, Put The Pedal To The Floor! It’s a two-stage race, except that you’re fighting another team and dodging the law! You’re following the path shown on the map above, going up the Florida coastline from Port St. Lucie to Cape Canaveral in your motorboat, then racing the other team on land from Cape Canaveral to the Magic Kingdom. Whether you run it on foot, hijack a vehicle, or find some other way of getting there, you’ve got to get rid of the other team, whether you kill ‘em or knock ‘em out or incapacitate ‘em or whatever, and shake the feds!
You’re On A Boat: Your skiffs are both big enough to accommodate everyone on the team, so don’t worry if you’ve got some big robot or something that wouldn’t normally fit into a motorboat. However, the boats aren’t indestructible, so try not to throw around too much heavy firepower while you’re still on it, unless you want to swim that hundred mile stretch to Cape Canaveral.
Police On My Back: The police are gonna be following you until you can defeat the enemy team. They’ve just got police cruisers for the aquatic stretch of the ‘race’, but on the final third they’re gonna be coming at you with roadblocks, helicopters, and anything else the Orlando Police Department can muster up in order to put you back behind bars.
On The Road Again: The final leg of this ‘race’ takes place on land. Your team will head down the Martin Anderson Beachline Expressway, past the Orlando National Airport, and then pulling onto Interstate 4 near Sea World Orlando, and finally going down Epcot Center Drive until you arrive at the gates of the Magic Kingdom park.
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u/selfproclaimed Aug 20 '17
Cornered
The Lawnmower's engine rumbled put as Zed stood, frozen in spot unwilling to make the first move. Zed's eyes cast over the environment. The hallway was long and narrow, with the only nearby routes of escape being into other padded cells. Further down the hallway past an opening was a meeting room with a little more space. Past that was a winding series of corridors.
"Hold on," Zed whispered to Jaune. "This could get bumpy."
"Wait..wha-" Jaune began.
Zed slowly cast his arm under Jaune's legs, hoisting the lower half of his body upwards until he was carrying Jaune bridal-style. The ninja planted one step forward ever so slowly so as to test the lawnmower's reaction.
The machine shifted. It was marginal, but it relayed exactly what Zed needed to know. It was watching them.
Zed raced forward, landing on the balls of his feet with each step until he was just a few feet short of the Lawnmower. Pushing off the ground, Zed leapt above the landscaping tool tucking his legs as he flew over. The moment he landed, Zed took off without even bothering to glance behind himself. Jaune, however, was a curious man and glanced back towards the Lawnmower. The machine had rotated, facing them now. From its sides, two metal rails popped out. A moment later, two long chainsaw blades telescoped outwards, the jagged blades whirring violently.
"Run!" Jaune cried out as Zed turned a corner, breaking the line of sight with the Lawnmower. The last thing Jaune saw was the machine jetting towards them at incredible speeds.
The sounds of the chainsaws tearing through the drywall alerted Zed to the danger. There wasn't much he could do, however, cradling the injured Jaune in his arms. It didn't take long for the Lawnmower to catch up with the two, regaining sight on Zed as it followed them around the corner. Jaune watched in horror as the machine begun to gain ground on them, the painfully loud buzz of the chainsaw becoming an unbearable shriek. Just as the jagged metal was about to rip into their flesh, Zed dove into an adjacent room landing in a somersault. Jaune winced as the acrobatic maneuver did nothing to help his arm. The lawnmower zoomed past the door, unable to stop its own forward momentum.
With a moment's respite, Jaune looked around the room. It wasn't especially spacious, but compared to the box that he had been stuck in just minutes ago it might as well have been a football field. The room was dark, the only source of light poured in from the hallway. Jaune could see a 4x8 foot table centered in the room, chairs stationed around it. From the hallway, the two could hear the Lawnmower's engine fade away. Any sense of ease brought on by this was quickly extinguished as the noisy engine could be heard slowing down, and then getting closer. Zed walked towards the wall and set Jaune down carefully against it. Jaune mentally cursed at himself and the situation they were in. He wanted to keep his teammates safe, but now his actions had gotten Zed and himself on the ropes against some kind of homicidal robot. Here he was, nothing more than dead weight. No sword, no shield...no legs...
"Hopefully, I won't be long," Zed said, turning his back to Jaune as he slowly walked towards the doorway. "Stay put for now."
Putting his hands together, the ninja summoned two clones. All at once, Zed and the clones bounded out from the doorway and into the hallway. The three all darted across the hallway, zig-zagging every which way until they each disappeared into a separate room in the corridor. With no clear target, the Lawnmower slowed to a crawl, as if to consider its next move. From behind the Lawnmower, the real Zed jumped over the approaching Lawnmower while throwing two shurikens. The projectiles embedded themselves into the landscaping equipment, doing nothing to slow it down. With the real Zed in sight, the Lawnmower drove forward, drifting into a 180° turn until it faced the ninja. The machine raced headfirst into Zed, it's wide chainsaws outstretched, preventing Zed from maneuvering out of the way within the narrow corridor. With no other options, Zed extended his arms, letting the braces of his arm-blades intercept the chainsaws. Sparks flew wildly as the teeth of the chainsaw dug into the metal of Zed's gauntlets. The Lawnmower pushed itself forward using all of its horsepower, digging the blades further and further down forcing Zed to bend his knee to the ground. With no other options, Zed tilted his bracers allowing the chainsaws to travel down towards him. Using his now bent legs to push off from the ground, Zed dove between the blades as the teeth cut into his gi barely grazing his flesh. As he passed over the Lawnmower, Zed grabbed the top of the engine halting his own momentum. The Lawnmower reared up as Zed's weight pulled it backward, the rotary blade under it spun wildly as it was exposed. Planting his legs upon the handlebars to keep the machine still, Zed extended an arm blade and thrust it towards the motor of the infernal contraption.
Jaune looked up as he heard a loud metallic crunch. He held his breath, uncertain of the outcome of whatever clash had just occurred outside the room. An agonizing silence filled the air, making Jaune aware that the ringing in his ears never truly went away. Leaning forward, Jaune began to crawl towards the doorway wincing as the pressure on his arm began to tear the wound back open. He could feel the dead weight of his legs dragging across the floor, hampering his movement. With a haggard breath, Jaune pushed himself forward again as he tried to get closer to the doorway. He sensed a figure in the doorway. Jaune looked up, expecting to see his teammate standing over him as cocky and assured as he always was.
What stood in the doorway instead was the Lawnmower, it's chainsaws extended. The light pouring in from the hallway accentuated a new dent on the top of its motor that was accompanied by the unmistakable streaks of blood splatter.
Panicking, Jaune tried to crawl away knowing how futile of an effort it was. The swordsman looked for any sort of option, his eyes settling on one of the wooden chairs that surrounded the table. He reached out for the leg of the chair. In no time at all, the Lawnmower was upon him. Jaune swung the chair wildly at the machine knocking off one of its chainsaw arms, but was intercepted by the second. The blades tore through the chair, leaving Jaune with the splintered remains of a wooden skeleton held together only by loose nails. Slowly the remaining chainsaw arm descended upon him. With no time at all to move out of the way, Jaune stuffed as much of the remains of the wooden chair in the way of the chainsaw. Jaune feebly watched as the chainsaw bore through the wood. It would reach him in the blink of an eye.
This was it. He couldn't run, he couldn't fight back, and he couldn't expect someone to save him at the last moment. He would die here, alone and imprisoned. A fitting end for a failure such as himself. He couldn't save his friends or loved ones, he couldn't escape this prison, and he was nothing but a burden for those who were around him. In death, at least he could reunite with Pyrrha. Some consultation. To see the only person who never could realize what a loser he really was. Was this really for the best?
'Jaune'
The blade finished cutting through the wood and descended into Jaune's breastplate. Chips of metal flew every which way as the teeth hungrily devoured their meal.
No! That was completely wrong! Jaune couldn't let things end here. He had a duty to see to it that Pyrrha did not die in vain, to escape this prison, return to Remnant, and find the people responsible for her death. Jaune wouldn't let the countless hours Pyrrha spent on him go to waste.
The chainsaw plunged into Jaune's chest. Jaune could feel a prodigious energy well up from within him. A light erupted from his body and poured over onto the Lawnmower. Jaune remembered this feeling before. He felt it in the Cafeteria and when Cardin had tried to punch him that one time. A great crack formed upon the Lawnmower's exterior shell as the chainsaw arm flew off into a corner of the room. The Lawnmower was blasted back into the hallway. Jaune waited patiently to see if the machine would move again. After a few moments, Jaune began to crawl towards the hallway to inspect the machine, but suddenly found himself surprised at the pain that wasn't there. He looked down to discover that his arm was perfectly fine. He still couldn't feel his legs, but this was a start at least. Was...was that his Semblance?
The Lawnmower started again, causing Jaune to flinch. He wasn't sure if he could pull off that trick a second time. As if from nowhere, the Lawnmower produced two new arms from under it. These were equipped with massive buzzsaws. The Lawnmower began to approach Jaune when a shadow emerged from the hallway. Zed charged forward, blood dripping down his arm. He dove down and sliding one of his arm blades flat underneath the Lawnmower. Zed then raised his arm, flipping the machine over and onto its back, breaking off the right buzzsaw arm as it turned. Jaune moved quickly, crawling towards the Lawnmower and grabbing its side as it wobbled violently back and forth trying to right itself like a beatle. With it's exposed rotary blade underside exposed, Zed struck his arm blade into the underbelly of the machine. The rotary blade jarred as Zed's weapon pierced into the machine's interior. The Lawnmower seized up and began sputtering.
"Is...is it over?" Jaune asked hesitantly.
"Not quite." a voice called out. The two looked towards the doorway to find a man. He calmly approached the Lawnmower before producing a small handheld object. The device uttered a strange sound. A moment later the machine sputtered out its last breath before becoming forever silent. Satisfied, the man returned the device to his coat pocket.
"Who are you?" Zed demanded.
"A friend."