r/whowouldwin • u/KenfromDiscord • May 03 '20
Event Clash of Titans, Losers Round 3
Out of Tier Rules
For Out of Tier requests, Simply debate better than your opponents. The judges will judge the quality of both participants arguments into question and decide a winner based on that.
Battle Rules
Speed - movement speed and combat speed will be set at Mach 1, Combat and movement speed, with their reactions scaled down/up relatively. Speed boosts via abilities, however, are indeed allowed to make one surpass this base speed threshold.
Battleground:
Its SCP-3008. SCP 3008 is an huge space (Current measurements indicate an area of at least 10km2) designed to look like the inside of a regular Ikea store. The arena will be tall enough that the largest submitted character can fit comfortably inside. Combatants start 10 meters away from each other, and in a line spaced 2 meters apart from their allies. Every combatant starts each round being 'teleported' into the arena, knowing full well whomever they face down needs to die or be incapacitated in order for they themselves to advance and win and will do so, and with knowledge of their allies' weapons and abilities. All combatants begin without any weapons drawn or abilities active, hands idle at their sides, weapons holstered, and the moment they teleport in they can begin combat. All combatants are in-character for the tourney itself. No character can escape SCP-3008.
As a side note, the towns that have been set up as well as SCP-3008-2 are not present for the tourney.
Side side note, while combatants cannot exit the arena that does not preclude parts of the arena being torn off and used as weapons.
Combatants spawn in the very center of the Ikea.
Submission Rules
Tier:
Must be able to win an unlikely victory, draw/near draw, or likely victory against
Ben Grimm AKA The Thing
in the conditions outlined above; All entrants will be bloodlusted against The Thing, meaning they will act fully rationally and put down their opponent in the quickest, most efficient manner possible regardless of morality, utilizing any and all possible techniques/tactics/attacks if necessary.
For tier setter fights/OOT requests assume both Thing and your character are bloodlusted
Debate Rules
Rounds will last 5 days, hopefully from Tuesday until Sunday of each week of the tourney; there is a 48 hour time limit both on starting (we do not care who starts, you and your opponent can figure that out) AND on responses, AND ADDITIONALLY each user MUST get in two responses or else be disqualified. If one user waits until the very last minute to force this rule to DQ their opponent without any forewarning to their opponents or the tournament supervisors, they will be removed from this tournament, no exceptions.
Format for each round: both respondents get Intro + 1st Response, then 2nd response, then a 3rd response and closing statement individual of one another that can be posted any time after both 3rd responses are complete. EACH RESPONSE MUST BE NO LONGER THAN THREE REDDIT COMMENTS LONG WITH A HARD CAP OF 25,000 CHARACTERS SPLIT BETWEEN THE THREE.
Rounds will either be a full 3v3 Team Match, or 1v1 single matches. 1v1 matches are determined by randomization. Match format will switch every round, with Team Matches always followed by single matches, and vice versa. First Round will be determined by coin flip.
Brackets Here
Determined by coin flip, the third round shall be:
3v3 Team Melee
Round 3 Ends Saturday May 9th at 12 Pm EST
Format for each round: both respondents get Intro + 1st Response, then 2nd response, then a 3rd response and closing statement individual of one another that can be posted any time after both 3rd responses are complete. EACH RESPONSE MUST BE NO LONGER THAN THREE REDDIT COMMENTS LONG WITH A HARD CAP OF 25,000 CHARACTERS SPLIT BETWEEN THE THREE.
Rounds will either be a full 3v3 Team Match, or 1v1 single matches. 1v1 matches are randomized based on sign up order via an internet list randomizer. Match format will switch every round, with Team Matches always followed by single matches, and vice versa. First Round will be determined by coin flip, and as it is 3v3s, next shall be 1v1, and so on and so forth.
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u/xWolfpaladin May 06 '20 edited May 06 '20
Point 1-X - Kluh
Whether or not Kluh has ever existed within Hulk's mind as a genuine entity of "Bruce Banner" is highly questionable.
The first known appearance of 'Kluh' is in Hulk (2008). However, the introduction of Kluh here is important, as is Xemnu, the character announcing him, and the fact that this match is copyrighted, and the fact that Xemnu is the owner.
Xemnu cannot be thought of a biological entity in the conventional sense. His body is synthetic, and he is an extraterrestrial mimetic psychic who protects himself by entering the thoughts of those around him, and retroactively writing knowledge. While this ability can't control Hulk, it is consistently able to impact the other parts of his overall being - Banner, largely. Xemnu psychically propagating his power the way he does and being inherently memetic lend themselves to Xemnu being more accurately described as an idea, or a lie, that also has a physical body than a living creature - the information you remember about Xemnu never meant anything to begin with.
In Conclusion, Kluh
It is unlikely that 'Kluh' ever existed as a genuine manifestation of Hulk's sadness, something he does not repress - that sadness is Hulk, and Hulk is Hulk. However, making not only a more marketable Hulk, but creating an evil Hulk who would subdue earth, are both part of Xemnu's ultimate goals in the current story. Xemnu rewriting Hulk, and rewriting his name to gain some long term goal are both his primary characteristics.
Furthermore, the first example of Xemnu after the point in the story in which Hulk has been trapped by Xemnu features him holding a dollar with Hulk on it. On it, we can clearly see 'TIH62K7U4', which seems random. However, the first half has significance that lends the rest to being seriously considered. 'TIH62' is the default abbrv. of "The Incredible Hulk, 1962", Hulk's first comic series and first year of publication. However, the later half cannot be read this way but it can be read. K7U4, with numbers as their letter equivalent reads as Kluh, being held by Xemnu, psychically imprisoned, enslaved within a means of gaining capital, hiding what would otherwise be apparent by changing names.
In Conclusion
Remember?
Point 2 - HULK SMASH
The only instance you're posting of 'Thunderbolt' having actual electrical properties beyond fictional lightning that hits hard or hot has normal humans being completely fine for a prolonged period of time.
You murdered his wife. What the fuck is your point?
Hulk takes a blast and doesn't react at all and then immediately retaliates, this literally shows Hulk reacting less than scans you've labeled as "No Selling" , and streets are not multiple feet of asphalt, nor do they really melt in this way, neither does dirt. This is either a feat divorced from reality or Hulk standing waist deep in multiple feet of melted stone from a blast insufficient to even burn away his hair or hurt him.
^ what you should have argued kirb
Hulk's base feats and rage in this scenario means that it is completely impossible for the enemy team to do anything to him.
All of these are a less angry and far weaker Hulk.
Pikachu's bolt overwhelmingly acts like a beam of force as opposed to carrying a significant charge, the singular example my opponent is using is borderline nonsensical and likely an outlier. It has little if any supporting evidence and a contradicts a far clearer frame of reference.
Pikachu's actual feats involving characters are
Blip's body is physically composed of electricity, and we don't know over what area his body spread or what the effects on the area are. Having unique properties to his body is not an antifeat for his scale, and slowly regaining energy from a city when severely weakened just by the scans you posted isn't an antifeat, he didn't a city and fight Hulk 2 minutes later
In Conclusion
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Point 2A - The Classification of Insects as Relevant to Modern Biology
There are over 1 million identified species of insects and spiders in the world. Insects, like all animals, are classified using a hierarchical system of classification. An example using the marmalade hoverfly, Episyrphus balteatus.
From this we derive the scientific name for the marmalade hoverfly – Episyrphus balteatus. This ‘binomial nomenclature’ allows there to be a two-word, universally recognised name for each species, which avoids the confusion that might arise from using a common name in one language or from a region. Traditionally, the genus/species should be written in italics.
There are also groupings that fit between the tradition, which are often included because they are evolutionarily important. Insects in the wider sense constitute the subphylum Hexapoda, which separates those with six legs from others such as centipedes and spiders. It is then divided into two classes: the Entognatha includes primitively wingless hexapods such as springtails, while all the ‘true’ insects are subdivided into five major groups also know as superorders, the Apterygota, Palaeoptera, Polyneoptera, Paraneoptera and Endopterygota.
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But none of this really matters, for just as man crushes insects, The Hulk crushes your team.