r/whowouldwin Aug 18 '22

Event Character Scramble 16 Tribunal

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In an attempt to help aid the review process, we will be highlighting a section of the submissions each day to focus the lens on a group of submissions. Understand that these submissions aren’t being picked due to any reasoning or bias beyond their position on the list alphabetically, our goal is to help you focus on specific parts of the submission list each day in the hopes that characters that would normally pass under the radar are given proper scrutiny.

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For the next One and a Half Weeks, all characters are under review. If you think a character is not in tier, whether they be too weak, too strong, too nebulous, or somewhere in between, here is where you can air your grievances. We'll be going through all of the submissions during this time, all I ask is that you follow along and call what you see.

Tribunal will end in about 2 weeks, on Monday, August 29th, or when all cases are closed if that happens first.

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In order to streamline the decision making process, we have selected a small panel of judges that will, along with the GMs help make decisions on characters where a resolution cannot be reached.

Please give it up for...

/u/TheMightyBox72, /u/Corvette1710, /u/Ultim8_Lifeform /u/Wapulatus

There were a lot of great applications this time around, so if you weren’t picked don’t feel too bummed out. It was pretty close between everyone.

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  • If a submission is called out and all parties involved cannot agree as to whether the submission is in tier, ping any three of the judges.

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  • Three of the judges or GMs involved will then each make a statement on whether they think the character is or is not in tier and why. If they're able to come to a complete consensus, then that decision is made final. If a complete consensus is not made among the judges, then the resolution defaults to the majority decision. However, in this case, the decision can be appealed.

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u/rangernumberx Aug 19 '22

While the speed has been sorted out, I'm still a bit sceptical about his other stats. Largely because the tiersetter isn't some superhero like Spider-Man, or even a peak human which requires impossible standards to reach like Batman and Captain America, but instead (in essence) just a trained guy, or an alien with dubious knowledge on exactly what humans are capable of.

Superman isn't restricted to just cracking plaster on walls, it seems reasonable he could get similar to Eggsy's strength and he'd just go "Damn, this reporter must hit the gym daily." Hell, after a bit of scuffling, it could be reasonably said that Superman makes a hit just strong enough to knock out, and it'd be brushed off as this well-exercised reporter managing to score a lucky shot.

With durability, it's a case of "How much do I think I can reasonably take before needing to play possum", but again, the tiersetter here is either just a decently trained person or an alien who doesn't fully know human limits. Outside of Predator's blades (which he'd be able to dodge with Galahad speed anyway, pass anything other than a direct stab as just scraping his clothing and missing his skin, and frankly wouldn't have to deal with since he's pure melee), he can still take a good amount of hits this tier before having to think about that.

So he's reasonably able to hit as hard as Galahad, is as physically fast as Galahad, can think fast enough to make things seem as accidental as possible, can soak up hits until it just becomes unfeasible, and is able to cheat with letting his greater strength and durability out so long as no one can clearly see or notice that something's up. I don't know if he can really fit.

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u/TheMightyBox72 Aug 20 '22

Most of these points are covered in the sign up post, but I think largely that they're simply advantages and not necessarily out of tier broken abilities.

Clark does feasibly have the ability to knock out Galahad with one good, clean hit, however one bullet to the chest would do the same to him. This is the tier of "one shot or get one shot" with all the human gunslingers hanging around, and this ability to one-shot is balanced by the fact that Clark is limited to melee range for his strikes where Galahad is not.

Where Clark believes the limits of human durability lie are a little fuzzy, that said he does believe a giant mallet being swung by an otherwise normal human would one-shot him, and while we can classify him as a bit tanky due to being able to bluff otherwise solid hits, there is a clear limit to how much he thinks he should be able to take. Also, Galahad will not want to fight in melee with Clark at all and would in every scenario want to rely on his many ranged options, so this specifically is something that's unlikely to come up in a match anyways.

So, Clark is strong for the tier, and durable, but not particularly fast (though with plenty of time to plan out his moves) and limited in his approach due to just being an untrained reporter. I think that sounds in tier.

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u/rangernumberx Aug 20 '22

Clark does feasibly have the ability to knock out Galahad with one good, clean hit, however one bullet to the chest would do the same to him.

This argument falls apart due to Clark's perception being so much quicker than anything else, even if his physical speed is limited to Galahad's own. Effectively, if it is feasible for regular athletic reporter Clark Kent to repeatedly aimdodge and close the distance between him and Galahad, he always will. And since Galahad is both pragmatic and going for the kill, I don't see any reason he wouldn't go straight for his pistol. So if you want to say that he can be reasonably shot and taken down in their starting positions, well, that's him out of tier right here.

But say (as I believe) he can close the distance and this reporter just happens to flail in the right way to accidentally disarm the spy. Fresh out of giant mallets (which would clearly kill anyone including Eggsy), they start to fist fight, where things get rather easy for Superman to fudge. Sure, too many direct blows, he'll have to go down. But he just has to fluke a few dodges to make strikes just graze him or miss entirely, roll with some others to 'minimize' the damage, and simply tank a few others while his opponent is unsure as to exactly how many firm blows he's managed to launch in their exchange. Again, the tier setter isn't a superhero who frequently fights against other artificially enhanced beings, but just a regular trained guy, why would this person fighting on a similar level to him be anything other? He's just a bit tough, that's all.

Add in how just one punch to a key place like the back of the head (scored, again, due to his seeing of the entire fight in slow motion) is needed, or a regular hit after a few others which lands just hard enough to knock him out without raising too much suspicion, and we have a character that can end the fight basically whenever he wants without being rumbled as long as he makes it last a bit and soaks in a few blows himself. The only way he would go down would be from the gun (shoe knife can be played off by just cutting the clothes and missing the skin, watch dart can be caught in his jacket, etc), and as said before, if you think that someone with absurd perception speed and the same movement speed as Galahad can't consistently bullshit through aimdodging then we've got another problem entirely.

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u/TheMightyBox72 Aug 20 '22

Galahad is also able to consistently aimdodge gunfire in a tier where he's expected to be able to lose to other gunmen. The lose condition comes about that if Galahad can fire off a shot aimed squarely at Clark, even if Clark can see the bullet coming the range of plausible deniability runs out and a normal human wouldn't be able to move the amount of space needed in the amount of time needed. And, this becomes harder to do as Clark approaches, which he needs to do as a pure melee brawler, because Galahad does still prefer to shoot opponents even as they close in.

There are a lot of reasons why Clark could bridge the gap, his obscene perceptions are one of them, but there are also several situations where, due to limiting himself to the level of an athletic human, he wouldn't be able to, and that's where enough of a lose condition comes in that it balances out his advantages and makes him in tier.

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u/rangernumberx Aug 20 '22

Well, that scan's for the wrong Galahad to the one in the fight (we're crossing feats, but I don't know how much that applies to fight personality), but that's just splitting hairs here.

Frankly, I still don't buy it, but that effectively boils down to not really being able to believe that someone with the speed, perception, and experience of Superman would charge at somebody in a manner that allows himself to get shot straight-on, especially often enough for this to be anything other than a freak accident loss.

Since that's not really the most in-depth counterargument, I'm happy to say "I think he won't be able to reasonably lose in melee or get consistently shot on his approach to have him lose enough against Galahad" and allow you to call judges on him.

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u/TheMightyBox72 Aug 20 '22

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u/TheMightyBox72 Aug 21 '22

(whispering out of side of mouth) I say we let him go!

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u/rangernumberx Aug 22 '22

(Slides $10 to each judge) But just think of what I could add to my RT

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u/Wapulatus Aug 20 '22

SCP-5011 - Man of Steel

Clark was my choice for my judge application so I have a lot to say here.

By De Facto

I honestly don't know why this submission is being entertained to begin with. Clark Kent is Superman, specifically Post-Crisis, who is ostensibly overtier in every physical category, via many powers, et cetera.

The only thing remotely keeping him in this tier is the premise of "he loses the tiersetter match if he gives away that he isn't a regular reporter", which is just made-up.

  • There is no available major or minor change option to just set the terms of the tiersetter match.
  • I also do not think limiting Clark to "feats while he is Clark Kent" is valid as a change as, even if this is an ok major change, there is no comprehensive 'Clark Kent" RT or mini-RT provided. Superman's full post-crisis suite of feats is just linked.
  • If you notice like 4 or 5 feats total have been brought up in this entire tribunals case because no one here has easy access to information of what exactly is being submitted. If this was a character with less material he was in it might have been fine but like, come on, it's Superman. How is anyone supposed to filter out exactly what feats he has done as Clark to decipher how he behaves here.

While I think this is a creative submission idea, I also think that there's no basis in the rules for Clark to be submitted as it is, and that the closest thing to what Box is submitting him with is just multiple major changes.

Physical Feats

With that out of the way I think even with how he's being submitted it's just not in-tier. A lot of this is just my opinion and I honestly don't think there is a close-to-objective way to look at this character because of the ambiguity introduced by the submission.

He needs that speed stip, and even then his perception is still ridiculously good.

A lot of this boils down to "what does Clark think a regular/peak human can reasonably accomplish" which is like, not a question I think anyone here can answer due to the lack of aforementioned Clark-specific RT.

So going by what Galahad thinks is accomplishable by a human, well, one issue is that he has and wears regular-looking clothing that is bulletproof. A bullet-hole in a suit isn't going to be crazy noticeable at most firing distances, and by the time Clark and Galahad actually get into a close-quarters fight, Galahad won't have time to contemplate anything beyond focusing on fighting.

So Galahad would need multiple shots or a headshot before going "huh, this is weird", I think. He would probably just assume after one shot doesn't down Clark that he's a Kingsman or some enemy-organization equivalent.

Summary

  • I don't think this submission works on a fundamental level, the premise for the submission doesn't work as a major or minor change.
  • I don't think there is any way to define how Superman acts due to lack of easily-accessible information on what is being submitted.
  • Superman is overtier by the only reasonable metric I can think of ignoring the above two issues.

Verdict: Not In-Tier

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u/Ultim8_Lifeform Aug 21 '22

I'll just dive right into my thoughts. This is a really cool submission idea and I wish I could squint enough for it to work but I'm just not seeing it for various reasons.

As established, Clark needs the speed nerf, no questions asked. So now we have Clark who's as fast as super aim dodging Agent Galahad, strong enough to end the fight in one blow, and durable enough to tank enough hits as a human feasibly could before playing dead.

Let's play some hypothetical scenarios out and see how they end up.

Option 1: Clark successfully aim dodges Galahad's shots and makes it into close range, where he is still as fast as Galahad but has and impossibly wide advantage in perception. The majority of important Kingsmen characters are stronger than an average man, so I don't see Galahad being that put off by a guy that can eat his punches and kicks and Clark similarly won't react significantly to what ultimately amounts to being hit a few times by a normal guy. Even if he tries to bring out his gun in close range I see Clark getting hit very rarely with his greater perception and equal speed. I also doubt Galahad will be able to get many shots off before Clark gets the single blow he needs. There's another wrinkle I'll discuss in the next option.

Option 2: Clark gets tagged a couple times while trying to approach. Once again I don't see Galahad being that put off by a guy who can play that off considering his own suit would allow him to do the exact same thing. I guess the question there is if Clark loses if anyone suspects he's more than an ordinary reporter or if anyone suspects he's a superhuman being specifically. Even in the case of the former I'm not too concerned. There's also the possibility that Clark pretends to be hurt by a shot to the shoulder but keeps going anyway because "damn this reporter is one tough bastard", so its not like everything that hits him will instantly force him to play dead or even react significantly. Even in the (in my opinion) unlikely scenario where Clark gets hit, there are various instances where that doesn't end the fight.

Option 3: Clark tries to do literally anything else besides charge forward right off the bat. Most of the debate here has been framing this as a fight where Clark has to get in close to incapacitate Galahad but I disagree. This is still Superman, so as long as Galahad doesn't see him use his powers he's still fair game. If Clark dives behind one of the two buses that are immediately to his left and right, he can then use his X-Ray vision to see where Galahad is and use his heat vision to say, cause a malfunction in Galahad's gun or his various other gadgets making it so Galahad has a 0% chance at winning. While Clark's eyes consistently glow red upon using his heat vision, the beam itself is often not visible to the human eye and he's shown to be absurdly precise with this ability.

So now we have Option 1, which I think is a Freak Accident Loss for Clark, Option 2, which I think is a Likely Victory for Clark, and Option 3, which I think is a Guaranteed Victory for Clark. I'll also throw out that I think that Option 1 and 3 are both more likely to occur than Option 2.

It hurts to say it, but I can't imagine Galahad pulling out a win here outside of a very specific scenario which even that doesn't ensure a win.

Clark Kent is

Out Of Tier

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u/corvette1710 Aug 27 '22

The Iron Giant Loves This Guy I Think

I'll start off by listing the changes to Clark Kent that are assumed in this judgment.

  1. He cannot allow anyone to find out his secret identity of Superman. (Minor)
  2. His physical movement speed is limited to matching that of Galahad. (Major)

That means his perceptions are still whatever speed they are for Superman, and the fight is very slow for him to experience.

The back and forth was basically about "is Clark good enough at fighting that Galahad can't beat him in hand to hand" and I think the answer is no, Galahad is probably better at fighting to the degree that even if Superman's perception is biggafuck greater and Galahad is moving in slow motion, he can't 100% beat him while constrained to Galahad's speed. But that doesn't get Clark to Likely Victory, necessarily.

There weren't really any arguments about whether or not Clark is skilled at fighting, so I guess I would default to my intuition to say that Clark might have scrapping experience. I do this instead of looking to the RT because his skill feats occur as Superman and I would generally honor the distinction between the two in the spirit of the stip, where any slip-up that would be unrealistic for Clark to do makes him lose.

Something that seemed tacitly accepted between parties here was the idea that "because Clark's perception speed is so fast, he must be able to engage in the most optimal move in response to anything Galahad is doing", which is something I don't necessarily agree with. Even Clark having a lot of time to think about his moves doesn't really mean he automatically has the optimal response ready. As fast as his comprehension might be, he can't read Galahad's mind, and Galahad is skilled enough to put Clark into positions that necessitate Clark take hits just by virtue of his positioning.

But assuming it's the case, Galahad never has to actually hurt Clark Kent, he only has to shoot him in any way that would debilitate and/or kill a normal person, and Clark has to roll with it and act injured or dead, I don't buy that Clark could meaningfully conceal a direct hit from Galahad's gun such that his presentation still satisfies the stip and he ignores the hit as Superman might.

It also has to be taken into account that Clark is the one who has to close the distance, not Galahad. That means for any length of time where they are not in melee, Galahad is the only one in any position to win the match, and Galahad is a good enough marksman that the prospect of hitting someone with his physicals such that they can't successfully aimdodge is realistic.

It's close, no doubt, and there's room for disagreement, but I rule in favor of Clark.

Verdict: In-Tier

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u/GuyOfEvil Aug 27 '22

/u/TheMightyBox72 your character is currently out 1-2, do you wish to appeal?

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u/TheMightyBox72 Aug 27 '22

Yeah sure why not.

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u/FreestyleKneepad Aug 27 '22

Ah fuck I need a gimmick now. Shit.

Uhhhhhhhh have a rap song, bam

Like everyone else has said, this is an extremely cool idea for a submission. I'd love to write it, personally.

From everything I've just read and absorbed, it seems like the two big hangups are whether or not Galahad can discern Clark's superhuman nature from a few exchanges, and whether or not Clark's super perception can put him in a position where it's only possible to take damage if he wants to. I'm gonna talk about these in reverse order because I feel like it.

With speed equalized to Galahad, the defining factors of their exchanges become the skill discrepancy and whatever strategic knowledge Clark has at his disposal. In terms of skill, I went and looked through the Superman RT's Skill section. You're not gonna believe this, but Superman can yeet you across a canyon so he seems to only fight by being swole as shit and swinging for the fences all the time. And I mean, when you can bench press planets, just kinda hurling people around and throwing hands makes a lot of sense. But outside of "I am strong and my fighting style is being strong," Superman has almost nothing in terms of skill. He learned a couple nondescript moves from Batman and WW, which isn't enough demonstrable talent to outskill Galahad. He understands how to fight someone who can fly like him, which isn't relevant here. Even when depowered, he just kinda swings at Lex like it's the end of MGS4. There are a couple feats for pressure points, but even if Clark fought that way all the time, and he doesn't, he's speed equalized to Galahad who is more than evasive enough to keep that from being a useful skill.

So I don't think Clark is a skilled fighter. He seems extremely used to being the strongest dude in the fight, and so he fights with very, very little finesse. The type of fighter that Galahad clowns on in the bar scenes, in the church scenes, just everywhere. Having incredible perception is fantastic, sure, but Superman is so out of his element in this type of fight that I don't think he has the talent to use the perception effectively, and Galahad will likely get him in a position where he's forced to take hits or else expose his secret.

And back to that point, I think Galahad should be reasonably capable of discerning there's something up with this guy. I admit I've only seen the first Kingsman and that was a while ago, but I'd be surprised if Galahad constantly fights regular-looking dudes (albeit very buff regular dudes) who can take a few rounds and keep trucking. He might dismiss the first shot, sure, but I doubt his first thought after Clark takes a bullet is "ah, yes, he must have a bulletproof outfit like me", when (to my limited knowledge) Kingsman gear is bespoke, exclusive, and rare. I don't see any reason that Clark should get a pass to be much more durable than an athletic regular dude, and with his lack of skill fighting at Galahad's power level, I think it's reasonable to assume Galahad can put him in a position to take hits and have to "go down" often enough. It's still a Likely Victory for Superman to me, because... no shit, it's fuckin' Superman, but he's not used to fighting as Clark and against someone as talented as Galahad, that's going to show in mistakes and forced "damage".

Superman is in tier.

Well when I say it like that, it just sounds silly.

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u/GuyOfEvil Aug 27 '22

Bulletproof? c'mon,

it's just like they say on Scrubs

I'm no Superman

Y'ever heard of Bob Gibson? Baseball pitcher guy. Bob Gibson was real famous for hitting batters he thought had slighted him, to the point that when a dude hit a home run off him in his last major league inning, 10 years later, when they were playing in a ceremonial MLB old timers game, Bob Gibson threw a fastball right at the guy. He held a grudge for that long, isn't that amazing? Anyways just thought that was interesting.

Clark Kent. Do I think he is in-tier or not. I think the most useful place to start is to look at the win conditions for both.

Clark has more or less one major one and it's punch Galahad. He could maybe do some weird gimmick like get out of sight and then snipe him with laser eyes, but I think that's mostly a gimmick. The most reliable thing is hitting Galahad so he gets knocked out. Pretty much any kind of attack will do this, he can seriously down a guy with a casual shoulder check, and impart a good amount of force from his fingers. In melee he more or less just has to do anything and Galahad will go down. That's his main way of winning.

Galahad, meanwhile, needs to either shoot or punch Superman. Both of these will effectively reveal the jig, and I will prove it for both

So I think both fighters have pretty existent win conditions, so the only real remaining question is how likely are all of them to get enacted.

I think Galahad is very favored in that department, the fight starts at range, Clark has essentially no ranged win condition, and Galahad does. Clark's biggest issue is going to be getting into melee. Something I think he is probably vaguely able to do, based on those two scans against the Joker of dodging the mallet and dodging the acid flower. It's pretty hard, but not like impossible.

Once in melee, it's probably around even. Galahad will be totally willing to just use his gun in melee, which gives him a slight edge, but to compensate, Clark has the previously mentioned advantage of putting out knockout force from way more places than would be expected. And while Clark knows he has to avoid getting shot, Galahad doesn't really know he has to avoid shoulder checks or elbows or any other kind of awkwardly thrown attack.

So in summation I think Galahad is advantaged but not overwhelmingly so in range, and they are about even in melee, which I think I would feel vaguely comfortable calling an unlikely victory.

So I am willing to give the final, ultimate, and authoritarian In-Tier

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u/rangernumberx Aug 26 '22

/u/Corvette1710

Nudging you on this since it's been 5 days, we just need one more verdict before anything else happens, and someone's already called Clark as a backup so this should probably be sorted sooner.