r/whowouldwin Nov 05 '22

Event Scramble 16 Round 3: Twister

EDIT: Round 3 has concluded! While there are no competitive rounds (and thus, no strict need for a voting form), we have put together a form to vote on your favorite round/who you think will win. Please check it out HERE!


Round 3: Twister


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DAY 5

The mission for today seems oddly easy for your Players. “Enter Tower Records. You have 8 hours. Fail, and face erasure.” They don’t wake up too far from the entrance, and the time limit is very generous. But hey, they’ve been fighting for their lives for a fair bit, so they’re glad to have something of a cakewalk to get to the next day.

That’s not what this is.

The Game Master has decided that the gloves are coming off now. They’ve set a simple task to their Reapers; eliminate every Player you can get your hands on. Not only that, but they’ve set up an ambush right in front of the one way to get to Tower Records, featuring some hand-picked assassins- the enemy team. For whatever reason, your Reaper can’t or doesn’t let your Players know- if they’re the Game Master (or even if not), they might have decided that your team has reached the end of their usefulness, or they could be trying to dodge the Game Master’s suspicion to avoid erasure themselves.

Whatever the case, as your team walks into the trap, they come across a lone Player, one who’s lost the rest of their team. Whether it’s because they’re still fighting, or because Players without a team can’t have gotten this far, your Players are tipped off- just in time for the enemy team to come in. To save their life, your Players form a pact with the solo Player, and prepare to face off in a battle for everyone’s second chance…


Scramble Rules

Let ‘Em Know Who You Are: Every participant this season received four characters on their team, but many of them might not be a household name. To aid with readability, please give a brief introduction and summary of your characters, with enough information so the average reader can get excited for your team before starting. That includes your adopted character this time, too!

This World Ends With You: Your writeup will depict a scenario where your team succeeds. Even if your team has a one in a million chance of overcoming the odds, show what they’d need to do to come out on top against the challenge in front of them!

Everybody Has Their Own World: Writers are allowed to make changes to their characters in their narrative to fit their story, such as allowing power stealers to gain more powers, teaching martial artists new techniques, or having characters gradually grow in strength between rounds. However, you are not beholden to following what your opponent is doing. When facing another team, you are only required to write their characters as they were submitted. This is to help with ease of research, and make things more fun for both sides.


Round Rules

Setting: This round’s original setting is Tower Records, an iconic music store that outlived its American main branch, located in the heart of Shibuya with shelves stocked with all the latest music, in CD or vinyl. The important parts of wherever the location is is that it’s recognizable by the members of the team, and it can be set up for an ambush. There’s also more than enough time for your team to mess around and do whatever their heart desires before going into the ambush, so you can include other locations as well.

Key Points: The main idea of the round is the following. The Game Master wants to eliminate a whole load of Players, and so sets up a seemingly-easy mission to keep the Players off guard. This gives your Players time to do things other than the mission, but when they do pursue the mission, they meet a lone Player, with whom they extend their pact to stay as a team. During this, they are ambushed, and have to fight against the enemy team for their lives.

Union X: Adoptions! That’s right, it’s the adoption round. We’ve decided to be pretty open about this; there are two possibilities for who you can adopt. The first is that any Player on a team that has already been eliminated is available to adopt. We have also curated a list of unpicked backups that you can choose from. All available adoptions are HERE, and be sure to look through to find someone you’ll enjoy writing.

Post Limit: For this round, writers will be limited to 8 posts, or 80k characters. While it is fine to go a little bit over, anything that far surpasses this limit will be automatically disqualified. This limit does not include intro posts, or analysis of the matchup.

Due Date: Writeups will be due at 11:59 PM CST on EDIT: Sunday, November 27th. That’s about two and a half weeks. At that point, the thread will be locked, and voting will go up for a few days afterwards.


Flavor Suggestions

Incongruous: Your team members might be suspicious of such an easy mission. After all, the people in charge of this don’t really want you to win, do they? Would they see this as a chance to take a break, and do things casually? Alternatively, would they rush headlong into the ambush the Game Master set up?

Dancer In The Street: Whoever you’re adopting, your team is going to be meeting them in a difficult situation, either in combat or just having come from it. But you can’t just sideline them, you’ve gotta make sure they shine! What do they bring to the table in terms of synergies? How do they fight when they’re backed into a corner? And importantly, how would your team react to finding someone on their own?

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u/7thSonOfSons Nov 25 '22

Spear heard a roaring “HAHA!” and the sound of metal biting into wood. He heard a thud beside him. He took his eyes off Green for a moment. He saw Girl’s body flopped down at his side.

An immediate error.

The same sharp pressure that he’d felt in his neck repeated. The other side. His arms. And especially his chest. Sharp as a knife but not nearly strong enough to pierce his skin. It didn’t matter. He felt his arm go limp.

He turned back to snarl at Green, and caught a tightly closed fist to the centre of his chest. Spear’s body lit up with an intense numbness. He couldn’t move. Not even the muscles in his face. He teetered for an instant, then tumbled backwards onto the ground.

Moustache was wholly unaware. His attention was on Smoke, or The Giant, or anywhere but where Fang needed it to be. Green stepped over Spear’s body and raised a hand like a knife, aimed right at the base of Moustache’s skull.

Blue’s palm collided with Green’s wrist, sending his strike slicing just past Moustache’s ear. “Stockman!”

Moustache turned. His face paled at the sight of Green. “What in the- Where did this one come from!?”

Blue threw him aside, down on the ground between Spear and Girl.

Beyond them, past the blood pool, The Giant and The Monkey fought. One of its knives stuck out from The Giant’s arm. His swings were reckless. The Monkey was fast. Faster than Spear would have been willing to hunt. It fought like a beast possessed. But Spear would never envy a beast on the other end of The Giant’s axe.

Fang shot forward, trying to snap at Green. He and blue continued their duel as though she wasn’t there. They were much too close to catch one and not the other.

Fang had more pressing matters than to try. Her tail rolled Spear and Girl away from the fighting. Moustache scrambled to his feet, and ran to join them. Fang haunched near the trio. Her eyes were on the growing cloud of smoke.

Spear could only watch as his pack fought without him.

The Giant’s size was proving to hurt more than help. The Monkey was so small and so agile, The Giant was forced to bend and swing from awkward, unseemly angles. He had to slow down just to try, and that made each attack easier for The Monkey to evade. And with every missed strike from The Giant, The Monkey landed five or six shallow gashes in turn.

Blue and Green stepped back into view. The way they fought was unrecognisable to Spear. Savagery and strength were cast aside. It was all so calm.

Blue thrust out his fist, only a hair from Green’s chest, since Green had leaned back before the punch was even thrown, and ran his hand down the length of Blue’s arm to grab his elbow, only for Blue to sweep out his leg toward Green’s ankle which lead to Green raising up his knee which meant Blue could grab his calf, meaning that as the two of them fell-

Fang shifted, her tail swung past Spear’s eyes.

The Monkey screeched as he threw a knife towards The Giant. He ran after it, up The Giant’s extended arm. A cartwheel meant he caught the knife with his foot and carried it forward. Down it’s the Giant’s skull. The Giant turned to greet the blow, and caught the blade between his teeth.

The Monkey’s eyes widened. It tried to yank its weapon free. But in a contest of strength, no monkey could defeat The Giant. His bite shattered the blade. He spat out the bits of metal, leaving shallow gashes across The Monkey’s face. The Monkey bared its frothing fangs and lunged forward to bite The Giant. Its teeth embedded into The Giant’s waiting hand.

“Fjandinn hafi það! Þetta er drykkjuhöndin mín, ofvaxna rottan þín!” Roared The Giant. He raised up his fist, and The Monkey with it, and brought it down like a hammer. An explosion of dirt and blood and dist bloomed from the impact.

Spear strained. He tried to. He tried to stand up or raise his Spear arm or wiggle a finger or to do anything. The best he could manage was to grind his teeth. Fang turned to face him, her eyes wide and unsure. She sniffed at Spear twice, then nudged him over. Onto his stomach, atop Girl. She let out a disgusted groan, but remained unmoving.

From here, he could see where Green and Blue had gotten off to. Blue was breathing heavier. Green was not. Blue was on one knee. Green kicked at his ribs. Blue dropped down below it. Green’s kick stopped just above him. His heel crashed down between Blue’s shoulders. Blue’s armour cracked. He was unhurt, for now, but his armour could not last forever.

Blue was losing. But he was calm. His expression was one of thoughtfulness, not anger. He was thinking. The moment Green’s foot stepped off Blue, Blue shot forward. A tackle. He took Green down with him. Green raised his arms to shield his face from Blue’s first strike. His second strike was met with one of Green’s. That knife edge chop directly to the throat.

Green tucked in his legs and kicked Blue’s chest with both feet. Again his armour dented and cracked. Blue staggered backwards. Green jumped up to meet him. Blue took a quick, deep breath, and raised his fist.

Smoke’s smoke was enveloping the clearing. Rolling towards Spear and Gir and Moustache. Moustache ran from it. Fang scooped the other too up in her mouth, and tossed them onto her back. She ran out of the fog, and in doing so, gave Spear another glimpse of The Giant’s fight.

He was bleeding. A lot. All over. None of them were dangerous by themselves, but the amount of scars and cuts had grown a lot since Spear looked last. The Monkey was winded. Standing slouched, breathing heavy. It threw its knives aside. From under its black coat, it drew out a long shining sword.

“Ooh ooh ooh ah aaah hahh…”

Spear’s eyes widened. So that’s what this was… He shut his eyes. He strained. He fought against his body. Only to speak. “Ah! Ah ooh ooh oh huhh!”

The Monkey ignored him. The Giant popped his knuckles. It sounded like crushing stone.

He heard quiet splashing. Blue and Green continued their exchange of blows. Blue was slowing down. Green threw a punch, and Blue dodged to the side, only to catch a hooked punch to that same side, and when he carried the momentum into a strike of his own, Green caught it and twisted his arm, and when that twist was turned into a chance for a kick, Green caught that too, and dumped Blue into the blood.

The Giant screamed as he charged The Monkey. His axes came crashing down like boulders where The Monkey had stood. It darted forward, between his legs, and slashed at his thigh. The Giant groaned. He whipped around swinging both his weapons, one high, one low. The Monkey did a backflip between them both, and thrust the tip of his sword into The Giant’s forearm.

Green’s fingers were interlocked with Blue’s. He squeezed, and there was a crunching sound of displaced bones. Blue grit his teeth and dropped down to his knee. Green took a step towards him and raised up his free hand. Blue squeezed his hand right back and used his leverage to swing Green down into the blood pool. He carried his weight into a fist, and brought it crashing down on Green’s chest. Green’s legs emerged from the water on both sides of Blue’s waist and snapped around him. Suddenly Blue was dragged under and Green was on top.

The Giant stared down at The Monkey. It ran up the length of his arm, dragging his sword with him. One long ribbon of blood sprayed out from the cut. The Giant laughed like a mad man. He clenched up his muscles, and caught the sword in his bicep. Through the torrential blood spray, his fist crashed through. No axe, only blood and bone and muscle. A massive open palm that slapped against The Monkey and caught him in a fist.

Green held his position. Bubbles from Blue’s attempts to breath reached the surface of the blood pool. Green’s arm shot down, likely around Blue’s throat. His other arm came up. One more knife strike to finish this. Blue’s arm also rose. This time not an empty fist, but holding his fire stick!

PYOOW! PYOOW!

He fired bolts of flame up and into Green’s chest. Green leaped back away. His own armour was singed and scorched.

“Ó! ÞETTA VERÐUR GAMAN!!”

The Giant hurled The Monkey with all of his strength. It screeched widely as it tumbled through the air before crashing into Green. And still further they went. Out of the blood pool, onto the land, crashing into the tree they found Girl beneath.

PYOOW

Another shot from Blue made sure they stayed there. The Monkey’s body spasmed as the shot tore through its back. But then came the axe. Whirling over the water like death itself.

The Monkey. Green. The tree they had found themselves beneath.

All were split in two by The Giant’s weapon. And for the first time in quite a while, there was calm. There was quiet.

Spear’s eyes narrowed. It was so quiet…

Where did all the smoke go? And where was Moustache?

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u/7thSonOfSons Nov 25 '22

Spear could not see the smoke. He could not hear Moustache. He’d slumped off of Fang’s back, and now lay in the dirt. He stared up at the sky. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see the others. Fang had set Girl beside him before checking on Blue. Blue coughing up blood and water. The Giant fetching his axe.

He could feel the warmth in his fingertips. Sensation was coming back to his body. Slowly. He could not search yet. He shut his eyes and huffed out a breath. He opened his eyes. The sky was still as muted red as when they’d saved Girl. Time had no meaning here. A quiet comfort. No moon, no sun, no stars. Just a sea of red.

And a speck of green.

Wait.

Spear squinted and strained to lift his head even a little.

The speck of green was growing. Green, but it wasn’t Green.

“Ooh! Agh ooah ah!” He wheezed.

An emerald tear.

KEEEEEEEEERCHOW

The Bird!

The Bird hit the Earth. A hurricane of wind and blood washed over the clearing. Layers of dirt and grass were sent flying. Trees bent away from its strength. Spear’s body, still weak, barely moving, rolled across the ground with Girl right behind.

They had forgotten the first rule of the hunt. Nothing ends until the other is dead. Either hunter or prey.

Blue was blown away entirely by The Bird’s arrival. He tumbled end over end, back towards where they’d arrived. His head bounced off a rock. His back cracked against a tree. Spear could only hope he survived.

The Giant did not succumb. His knees bent. He raised his arms to the wind. His boots dragged deep trenches into the ground. But he still stood. Fang as well hung on by digging in her claws. As the wind died out, The Bird turned its gaze on them, tilting its head one way and the other.

There’s was an unspoken partnership. The Giant and Fang each sprinted across the clearing towards The Bird. His great strides were enough to match her ferocious pace. The Bird turned its beak on The Giant, and fired. It pierced the air, but it would not pierce The Giant. He swung up his axe from below, splitting the earth in its arc, and clashed with The Giant.

CLANG

The beak shot up instead to the sky. The force carried The Bird’s head up with it. Fang roared in victory as she continued her stride. There was no defending against her. Not when The Bird could not even see her. She leaped forward, and gnashed her jaws around The Bird’s skull.

Khkhkhlick

Her fangs did not meet. They barely pierced The Birds armour. Its beak whirred loudly as it shot back into place. The Bird twisted and shook its head. The horrid sound of grinding teeth on metal echoed around the forest.

The Giant ran forward. He came in low, sweeping his axe down for The Bird’s thin legs. But it too could not pierce. The blade only nicked The Bird, its legs too protected by its armour.

The Giant was breathing heavily. He was still bleeding all across his body. The fight with The Monkey had not been an easy one. His shoulders sagged. The Bird’s attention turned from Fang gnawing its skull to The Giant. Its leg whirred back, then blasted forward. A wicked roaring kick that blasted at The Giant’s chest.

He braced his arms against the blow, but it did not save him. His skeleton groaned under the impact. He held firm for only a moment before he was knocked back, crashing through two trees before landing in a heap. He groaned out in pain, trying to pick himself up and failing.

Spear couldn’t sit by and watch this go on. His heart beat loud and heavy. His muscles burned as he forced his hand to form a fist around his Spear. The haft pressed into the dirt, steadying him as he stood. His legs could barely move, but they could move enough.

Fang saw him out of the edge of her eye. She released her bite on The Bird. She bared her teeth and growled. The Bird examined her. Its eyes lit up. Its back opened up and launched a net over her mouth. It tangled behind her head, even as she tried to open her jaw and tear through the ropes.

But Fang did not need her jaws to fight. She hadn’t given up freeing her fangs when she attacked. Her body whipped around and her tail crashed into The Bird’s face. Its body shivered and shuttered, but it remained standing. Its legs lit alight and it rammed her side at impossible speeds. She slid across the ground and stopped after crashing into a tree, dazed but still standing.

Her eyes narrowed. The Bird was still focused on Fang. It charged her again. Fang charged back. She lowered her head and rammed skull first into The Bird. They locked eyes. It was the perfect chance for Spear to strike.

His body swayed and stumbled, but he let his Spear fly like a comet. The Bird, locking heads with Fang, didn’t see it coming. The stone tip pierced The Bird’s eye, and shattered it across the ground. The Bird stepped away. Fang stepped in. She dragged her face down The Bird’s beak. The sharp tip sliced through the net around her face.

“SKRAAAAAAAAAHK!!!” She roared triumphantly. He gripped his rib, still too weary to join her. He watched Fang ram her skull into The Bird’s side. But a sound pulled his attention away.

“Haaaa…” A quiet displeased grumble. He looked behind him. Girl rubbed her eyes, still laying in the dirt. Her fingers ghosted over the gash in her temple. She brought them down to her nose and sniffed. “... ehhh…”. She opened her eyes.

“Oooh, ah, ah.” He moved to her side. He offered her his hand.

She slapped it away and hissed. She bared her sharp teeth and pushed herself up to sit. “Nnnnngh…” she gripped the side of her head. It must still hurt. He understood. He kneeled down in front of her. His whole body hurt.

KERCHUNK

“CRAAAAAAW!”

Fang screeched. He didn’t know why. Not until it hit him. And it hit him hard. Something hit the dirt behind him. A rush of heat and flame and pressure surrounded him. He howled in agony. He fell forward, on his hands and knees. The numbness in his body was in that moment a blessing. If he felt the attack in full, he would be sleeping just like his pack.

He heaved and sweat, staring down at the ground. His vision was shaky. He saw Girl’s feet as she stood up. He felt her step between his shoulders and walk over him. “Heh heh heh~.”

He wanted to stop her. Wanted to protect her. Wanted to save her. Stop her. Protect her. Stop her. Stop her. He tightened his fists, and willed himself to stand. “OAAAA!”

Girl looked back at him. “... Eh.” She stuck out her tongue. Behind her, Fang and The Bird continued their fight. Fang was relentless. The Bird was unbreakable. Beyond a single missing eye, it carried only scratches to its armour.

But then its attention fell on Girl. Its eyes glowed brighter. And it fired its beak.

He held out his hand. To warn her. To stop the hit? He wasn’t sure. He didn’t know what he was doing. What he could do. With his body still so weak, he couldn’t save Girl. He failed again.

But She didn’t.

Girl turned around just in time to witness. To see the bolt of metal screaming after her. To see a wall of scales and muscle and rage run across the field to her side. To see her lower her head and push Girl out of the way of the strike. To be saved.

Fang shrieked as The Bird’s beak burrowed into her side. It wasn’t that deep, or that dangerous, but her eyes had never been wider. She was in pain. She was hurt. His eyes widened as well. He wanted to move to her side. He fell after only the first step. The Bird yanked its beak back onto its face, and Fang fell beside him.

Girl looked down at both of them. No. At Fang. Her eyes flickered over and over between the hole in her side and her face, and finally, to The Bird.

“Hrrrrrrrr… HRRRRRRRR!!!”

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u/7thSonOfSons Nov 25 '22

Girl crouched down low and turned to face The Bird. The blood from her head wound streaked down her face. Down her neck. Over the shoulder. Down her arm. And into her hand. And still further. In the blink of an eye, she held a massive red hammer. “HORRRRRRA!”

She crossed the field in a single leap. Her body arched back and she put the whole of her weight into swinging that hammer down on The Bird. She struck its skull head on. Its feet sank into the dirt. Its entire frame quaked. With only a little more effort, she pushed in the front of The Birds skull.

He couldn’t believe it. Girl was this strong? Anything was this strong?

The Bird leaped away from Girl. Its back opened up. A massive heavy net was launched at Girl. She flicked her wrist. The head of her hammer melted away. No. She’d turned the hammer into a sword. She whipped her arm around and split the net. Each half passed her by.

As soon as The Bird hit the ground, it fired its beak. Girl smiled. She raised her leg up. As the beak got close, she brought it crashing down. It wasn’t enough to destroy the beak, but it buried it halfway into the mud. Another swipe of her sword severed the link between The Bird and its beak.

She had a wild look about her. He had seen it before. It was the same look The Giant had when they’d met. Those same wild eyes.

The Bird stepped back. Its leg buckled. Girl’s first strike had done more damage than it looked. On one knee, The Bird still kept its eye trained on Girl. A hole in its back unsealed itself.

KERCHUNK

That was that sound again. The Bird fired that little black ball with incredible speed. He knew what came next. Fire. Smoke. Pain. If Girl knew, she didn’t show it. Her sword grew heavier, wider, a hammer once more. She raised up one leg and hefted it onto her shoulder before swinging it just as hard as she had against The Bird.

The blood mallet and The Bird’s attack connected. The black ball was shot back, harder, faster, right into The Bird. Smoke and dust and flame erupted around The Bird. Girl wasted no time running straight into it.

He reached out his hand. He wanted to be there. To help her. The smoke billowed between his fingers. And took the form of a hand. His eyes widened. The smoke morphed in front of him. It became as his daughter.

He looked at her featureless face. But he knew it was her. He knew in his heart. She was smiling. She looked over her shoulder, towards the burst Girl had caused. And then back to him. And she nodded.

He understood. He shut his eyes and nodded. Girl was not his daughter. Girl did not need his help. Another time she may, but not here. Not now. He could rest.

“Hoo…” A tear ran down his face.

The smoke cleared. Not just his daughter, but around Girl and The Bird as well. Or what remained of The Bird. Its leg was missing. It was banged up all over its sides. The metal tank on its back hung on by a few red and yellow strings. Girl was currently smacking down again and again with her mallet.

“Hrrr… Hnnngh… Ho! Hor! Woho!”

It was sparking. Stuttering. Every tilt of the head was erratic. Twitchy. It was no threat to anyone like this.

Girl didn’t care. She stomped the top of its head. She kneeled down to look it in the eye. She spit on the glass. Her hammer was gone now. She reached back and smashed her hand through the eye He had already shattered. Her arm rooted around in there. The sparking got worse. The light in its eyes flicked. Bright. Dull. Bright. Dull.

Bright…

Dull…

Bright…….

Dead.

The Bird’s entire body slumped forward. It was dead. Girl fished out its brain and stuffed it into her mouth. “Hmhmhm… PTOOW! Ehh!”

She spit it out. It was just more metal.

Spear smiled. She would need help. Someday. But for now… rest sounded good. His vision was blurry. Fading. He saw Girl walk back to them. She crouched beside Fang and rubbed her side. Just like he would do. That wicked smile of hers was gone. A look of concern. Of care. Even if it was just for Fang… it was nice.

Sleep took him.

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u/7thSonOfSons Nov 25 '22

His was a dreamless sleep. It was dark.

“...”

“... Yo… Wak…”

“Ne… enn úti…”

Clang! Clang! Clang! Whirrrrrrrr. Chick-chick

“Think w… ools fo…”

He could hear them.

“Chiss… isChi…”

“Hoa…” CRUNCH “EH!”

“... ouldn’t eat that.”

“Ah, hann er ekki dáinn eftir allt saman!”

He opened his eyes. The sky laid before him. It was no longer a harsh and hellish red. Once more it had returned to grey. Slowly, he sat up. His body was still sore. But the numbness had passed. He raised a hand. Open. Close. Back to normal.

His Spear was by his side. He took it. He looked about. The Giant was the one closest to him. He looked as good as when they’d first arrived. Better even. He looked happy. He hauled Spear up to his feet.

“Yfirmaðurinn plástraði mig vel, finnst þér ekki?” He held out his arm. The scars and cuts that had run across them, the ones from The Monkey at least, were nearly invisible.

“Oooh?”

“Yes, yes, I’ve got some for you as well.” He heard Moustache before he saw him. He was down further. Tangled up in The Bird’s remains. There were no organs to be found. Only metal plates and boxes and all manner of colourful vines and ropes. Moustache seemed content to pull them apart, and set them aside. A meal for later?

Spear’s eyes widened. There! Behind Moustache! It was Smoke! He raised up his Spear, until Blue held up his hand. Blue… he looked healthy as well. His armour was still cracked, but his bruises had cleared up entirely. He put his hand on Smoke’s back and motioned towards him with the other.

“ChissChissChiss. ChissChiss God ChissChissChiss Stockman.”

Smoke smiled. “You flatter me, Grand Admiral. But it’s as I said. Just a vagrant. Just passing by.” Moustache handed something to him over his shoulder. A flask full of some amber liquid. Smoke extended the same flask to Spear. “Go on. Drink. Your Doctor Stockman worked quite hard concocting that tonic.”

Spear’s eyes narrowed. He took the flask. Blue gave him a go-ahead nod. Spear drained it down his throat. An instant after he swallowed, he felt the soreness in his body lessen. Not vanish, not yet, but he felt better. “Uhh!?”

“It’s a mutagen.” Moustache didn’t look up from his work. “As it so happens, that alien assassin Hoid lead us to isn’t too different from those who come from dimension X. A little of the gel he kept on him, a little bit of plantstock found around the blood marsh and it’s a suitable medicine.”

“How fortunate. Perhaps the gods really do favour the bold.” Smoke chuckled. “He understands all that, Doctor?”

“None of them understand me. One of the many annoyances that come with this operation. At least it permits me to clear my head to the open air,” Moustache grunted.

Moustache looked up at Spear, and he smiled. A big wide smile, lots of teeth. A face Spear had not seen before. Coming from Moustache it looked wrong. But Spear smiled back at him. Keeping the pack happy was nearly as important as keeping them warm and fed. Especially after Blue had punched him, Spear had worried there was anger between his pack. But with that smile his fears were dashed.

Blue looked between Moustache and Smoke. “ChissChiss, Stockman?”

“This and that, this and that. Directions, really.” Smoke waved his hand about. “The tower is further than it looks, if you take the wrong path. But take the right one, and it is so much closer. That’s simply the nature of this realm. Without a bit of guidance, why, one could spend centuries among the dead. A wicked lifetime to be certain.”

“Hwa!” Girl’s head shot up and out of The Bird’s corpse. She was still filthy. Covered in its black blood. She had something between her teeth. Some metal box with bits of jagged glass and colourful wires poking out of it. She spit it out in front of Moustache. She tilted up her chin and crossed her arms over her chest, proud of her hunt.

Moustache scrambled to catch it before it hit the dirt. “Christ- Careful with this, you hear me? This little box is going to save all of your lives this time tomorrow. And would you put some clothes on!? This trip is trouble enough, I don’t need any wild accusations flung my way when we arrive.”

Girl stuck out her tongue and dragged down one eyelld. “Bleeeeh!”

“Thorkell!”

Whup

The Giant leaped towards Girl. A brown pelt swallowed her up. She thrashed about for a second before her head popped out from a hole in the top. “Hwa? Wa???” Girl looked side to side. Then she looked up. The Giant. She jumped to meet him and sunk her fangs into his arm.

The Giant raised his arm up, and her with it. He looked at her like a fish he’d just caught. “Úff. Þurfum við þetta dýr? Hún er villtari en eðlan…”

Fang raised her head up. Spear had almost missed her entirely. Sleeping near The Bird’s corpse, he almost mistook her for a hill. She looked about. Confused. Girl’s face lit up when she saw her. She ceased biting The Giant and instead ran to her, leaping and holding Fang’s face in her arms. “Aaahh~.”

Fang didn’t mind her. Not even her smell. She put her head down to rest, and Girl came with her. Moustache watched her go before turning back to the box in his hands. A glass tube at the top lit up after a second of him fiddling with its insides. A short, sharp whistle shot out from it.

“And there you have it! A fully functional map of the realm. As much as can be mapped in a single pulse, at least.” He looked around expectantly. “Go on, give a man some credit. Not like any of you could have done this.”

Moustache seemed proud of the box. Spear gave him the sign Blue had taught him when they’d met. The sign of goodness. The thumbs up.

“Yes, well, I’ll take what I can get.” Moustache removed his glasses and brushed them off on his shirt. “Thank you for not attempting to eat it. Certainly I was less than fair to you when we met, but things are certainly looking up. With the rest of this scrap and a bit more time, well, there’s a few old projects I’d like to revive. You know, I was wrong about you, Hoid. You’re much more of a-”

Moustache looked up from his box. Spear turned his attention as well. Smoke was gone.

Moustache sighed. “You run into far too many of his type back home. I shouldn’t be surprised. Here, you, your hand. Give it here.”

He held out an empty hand. Spear mimicked his motion. From his clothes Moustache pulled out a tiny metal ball and put it in Spear’s hand. Spear raised it up. Sniffed it. He-

“Do. Not. Eat it.”

-held onto it. “Uhh?”

“Insurance. Something for my peace of mind.”

Blue held out his hand and took a ball from Moustache as well. “Stockman. Chiss. ChissChiss, Chiss?”

Moustache cast his gaze over his shoulder. The golden eye atop the black spire burned as bright as ever.

“That. That’s the goal, Grand Admiral. If my theory is correct, and they always are, we’ll be arriving precisely on time. A gathering of gods, in a manner of speaking. If you’re willing to make a deal with the devil.”

Spear gazed up at the spire.

He felt cold.

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u/7thSonOfSons Nov 25 '22 edited Feb 03 '23

Hel

Featuring

Thane Krios as Green

Hit-Monkey as The Monkey

Kiwibot as The Bird

Hoid as Smoke

and Introducing

Power as Girl