r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Challenge Which of these characters could bathe in the heart of a Tsar Bomba explosion?

129 Upvotes

The most powerful bomb in Earth’s history detonates right on top of them. What happens? Instant death? Severe injuries? Minor injuries? Or do they walk away completely fine?

1.Kaido (One Piece)

2.Madara Uchiha (Naruto)

3.Luke Skywalker (Star Wars Legends)

4.Hulk (MCU)

5.Hulk (Marvel Comics)

6.Superman (DC)

7.Space Marine in full power armour (WH40K)

8.Any undemoned Primarch, unarmoured (Warhammer 40K)

9.Invincible (Image Comics)


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle Ozriel (Cradle) vs Doctor Strange (Marvel)

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Rules:

Bloodlusted

Both sides at their strongest

Fight takes place in a neutral universe

Starting distance: 2KM apart

Win condition: Death/incapacitation/BFR

No preparation or knowledge


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle Malus Darkblade (Warhammer) vs Captain Mithrun (Dungeon Meshi)

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Both start 20 meters apart. Both have all of their gear. Fight is won through the last man standing by either the death, incapacitation or BFR of all other opponents.


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Challenge Chaos Gods (Warhammer 40K) run a gauntlet.

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1) Red Rising
2) Fire Fly
3) Battle Star Galactica
4) Mass effect
5) Halo
6) Foudation
7) Star Wars
8) Star Trek
9) Destiny

In which verses can the Chaos Gods corrupt over 50% of the population


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle The Wandenreich (Bleach) vs Final Fantasy Villains

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Both sides start 2000 meters apart. Both have all of their gear. Fight is won through the last man standing by either the death, incapacitation or BFR of all other opponents.

Final Fantasy villains include: Chaos Garland, Emperor Mateus, Cloud of Darkness, Golbez, Exdeath, Kefka Palazzo, Sephiroth, Ultimecia, Kuja, Jecht, Caius, Emet-Selch, Izunia Ardyn, and Ultima


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle Daredevil (MCU) vs Peacemaker (DCEU)

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Both start 20 meters apart. Both have all of their gear. Fight is won through the last man standing by either the death, incapacitation or BFR of all other opponents.


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle MCU Thanos vs Fox-comp Dr. Doom

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Thanos vs 2005 Doom + Fan4stic Doom.

The latters powers basically include Electrokinesis and his durable part-metal body from the 2005 film combined with telekinesis, forcefields and heat induction from Fan4stic.


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle Geralt of Rivia runs the Dark Souls gauntlet

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Geralt (books/video games) gets his standard weapons and equipment. Same applies to his opponents.

Assume all characters are in their primes.

Fights take place in an abandoned arena similar to the Colosseum.

How far does he get with full recovery in between rounds? What about if he doesn’t?

Rounds:

  1. Solaire of Astora

  2. Lucatiel of Mirrah

  3. Dark Sun Gwyndolin

  4. Champion Gundyr

  5. The Pursuer

  6. Pontiff Sulyvahn

  7. Sir Alonne

  8. Raime, the Fume Knight

  9. Havel the Rock

  10. Artorias the Abysswalker

  11. Dragonslayer Ornstein

  12. Elder Prince Lorian

  13. Burnt Ivory King

  14. Sister Friede

  15. The Nameless King

  16. Gravelord Nito

  17. The Witch of Izalith

  18. Manus, Father of the Abyss

  19. Slave Knight Gael

  20. Gwyn, Lord of Sunlight


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle BJJ fighter vs bodybuilder

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One is an 84 kg BJJ black belt male and the other is a 120 kg bodybuilder.

The fight takes place on the street. Only punches, kicks, strangulations, etc. are allowed. The first to knock out the other wins. Who wins?


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle Geralt of Rivia VS The Adeptus Astartes

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Could any version of Geralt of Rivia defeat a Space Marine in combat? Any chapter, original or Primaris.


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle Peridot (Steven Universe) vs Dr. Harley Sawyer (Poppy Playtime)

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Peridot is looking for trash in order to upcycle it into meepmorps at the request of Lapis. While doing so, she discovers the Playtime Co. factory. Sensing danger, she brings along some attack drones, flask robonoids and a new set of limb enhancers she built which function exactly like her old ones. She cannot however use the GrabPack. Miraculously, she manages to sneak her way through the factory without getting anythings attention. That is, until she gets discovered by the Doctor upon entering the Shelf. The battlefield consists of the Shelf along with every other location seen in Poppy Playtime chapter 4 except the Safe Haven, as Peridot is unaware of its existence. The only outside help either combatant can have is Yarnaby for the Doctor. Whoever kills/shatters the other combatant first wins.


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle Every masked musician/dj in a battle royal cage match

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Every masked musician/dj in a battle royal cage match to the death.

The contestants: Deadmau5, KISS, Marshmellow, Insane Clown Posse, Daft Punk, The Residents, Blue Man Group, Buckethead, Lordi, GHOST, Boris Brejcha, Glass Beams, Slipknot, Pussy Riot, Squarepusher, Gwar (if they are real), Claptone, Imperial Triumphant, Bob Log III, Cazzette.

The only weapon they are allowed to use is their heads. Head butting, ramming, etc. Only the last man standing walks out. Every 30 seconds a whistle blows & the action stops and everyone has 7 seconds to down a shot of Everclear (the drink, not the band) before the battle resumes. In case things get boring, the floor is heated. Also, restless spectators are allowed to shoot at them with BB machine guns from above.

The Unknown Comic will emcee.

Who wins? And more importantly, can I get away with charging $50 per beer? I really want to gouge, as this is a one shot event. Looking forward to using the proceeds to get that 300 foot ocean yacht I so richly deserve, and prove I'm cooler than Johnny Depp (his yacht is only 156 feet). The winner gets to join me on my yacht, maybe. Who will that be?

NOTE: If you are a masked music maker and you weren't included, consider yourself irrelevant.


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle Lets settle this

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Goku full power TUI VS Bill Cipher outside of the gravity falls natural weirdness magnet barrier.


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle Spider-Man (Raimiverse) vs Kraven the Hunter (Sony)

2 Upvotes

Round 1: no prep time

Round 2: 24 hours of prep time

Round 3: bloodlusted and enraged


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle John wick, Jason Bourne, and the Grey man

1 Upvotes

If all 3 were on different floors of an 18 floor hotel, each with a 9mm and whatever else is normally in hotels. Windows are unbreakable and the doors to outside magically open when 1 is left. Who walks out?


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle Caesar and his Ape Society (Planet of the Apes Reboot Trilogy) VS The Thing (John Carpenter, 1982).

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Instead of crashing in Antarctica, the UFO carrying The Thing crash-lands deep within Muir Woods National Monument on a clear, starry night—not far from Caesar’s colony. By morning, The Thing emerges from the wreckage and begins assimilating the life around it. Sensing something is terribly wrong, Caesar rallies his ape society to confront and kill the looming threat. Both sides (Caesar and his apes, as well as The Thing) are bloodlusted.

  • Round 1: The apes have no prior knowledge of The Thing.
  • Round 2: The apes know what The Thing is and are given 24 hours of prep-time.
  • Round 3: Same as Round 2, but this time Caesar is aided by humans who were close to him during the trilogy (family, friends or even enemies).

Who would likely win and why?


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Challenge What would happen if the Stanley parable narrator were somehow in deltarune? Spoiler

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Lets say that the SOUL and the narrator are in the same body (kris).

R1: kris has to endure both the narrator and the SOUL/player.

R2: Kris only has the narrator, no SOUL.

Bonus round: the narrator is replaced by cookie masterson by you dont know Jack.


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Challenge Ethan Hunt (Mission: Impossible) replaces Link in the Breath of the Wild universe. Can he get through the timeline?

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Rules

• Ethan Hunt wakes up in the Shrine of Resurrection in Breath of the Wild. From there, he must defeat Calamity Ganon and then the Demon King in Tears of the Kingdom.

• He awakens not knowing how he got to this new world, on top of why he has this Shekiah Slate. He does retain his memories from his home universe.

• Various individuals who speak to Link in his head to guide him in the right direction will do the same for Ethan Hunt (Ex: Zelda, Monks in Shrines).

• He will attempt to take back control of the Divine Beasts and discover the Secret Stones, as well as reveal the Master Sword's true power in both games. Failing this, he'll still try to defeat Calamity Ganon and then the Demon King. He'll do a bunch of Shrines in order to get stronger and maybe even do some sidequests if he desires.

R1: Ethan Hunt starts off just in some pants, but finds the Old Shirt and Well-Worn Trousers in the two beginning chests. All chest contents contain the same items, which he can ultilize.

R2: All items in the chests have been replaced randomly with equipment from the Mission: Impossible universe. It's guaranteed he quickly finds modern-day clothing with a jacket, alongside his Beretta 8045 Cougar F gun from the first movie. Also, when he picks up arrows, they turn into gun ammo.

R3: Some chests have been converted; others have not. He starts off in a suit. 50/50 chance arrows upon being picked up are changed into gun ammo.

Can Ethan Hunt save Hyrule by defeating Calamity Ganon and then the Demon King?


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle Could Vector the Crocodile(Sonic the Hedgehog) solve the Kira case and catch Light Yagami(Death Note)

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rule: Vector can't have his other team member

Also, cream mom would be very happy if he solved the case


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle Can Brock Samson (The Venture Bros.) actually defeat Red Death (The Venture Bros.)?

9 Upvotes

In the 2023 Direct-to-video film The Venture Bros.: Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch and Shoreleave witness a verbal scuffle between Red Death and Brock, and take bets on who would win. Shoreleave bets twenty dollars on Brock. Brock himself is also fairly confident he can defeat the supervillain.

Can Brock actually defeat Red Death? Be it killing him, making him surrender, or just knocking him out?


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Challenge Sanguinius, gulliman, and rogal dorn (warhammer) and the legio custodes are dropped into the halo universe and tasked to make imperium teritus, can they do it?

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The 3 primarchs and the entirety of the custdoes get spit out of the warp armed with the vengeful spirit and all its servitors to man the ship.

All 3 factions will react to each other according to their characteristics and what they'd do lore wise.

They are dropped right before the human - covenant war and want to make imperium teritus by either converting UNSC worlds or finding new ones. The goal is to convert at least 1000 worlds to imperial domain and have the emporer tell them he's proud of them.


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle Alistair Overem vs Prime Steven Seagal

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The fight takes place on the street. Only punches, kicks, strangulations, etc. are allowed. The first to knock out the other wins. Who wins?


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Challenge The Longest Yard (2005), Guards vs Cons

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Taking everything observed in the movie, and assuming fair playing situations, who would realistically win? On one hand, we have a football team of athletic prison guards with an MVP NFL caliber quarterback with little experience playing football let alone playing with each other. On the other hand, you have a team of athletic (maybe slightly less than the cons) group of prison guards who have played football multiple years together.


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Battle XIIIth Legion Ultramarines vs 501st and 212 Clone units (plus reinforcements) Redux.

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A rehash of a post I made earlier today, I had misread the size of Clone units and accidentally put them in an impossible scenario. This version will feature adjusted unit sizes for the Republic, some explanations on how I think a few technologies would interact on both sides, and a more in-depth explanation of their defenses.

Attacker: XIIIth Legion (Ultramarines) mid-to-late Great Crusade with limited Titan support (1x Warlord, 2x Reavers, 4 Warhounds). Led by Guilliman.

Defender: 501st and 212th with Phase II clone trooper equipment and all commanders present (Cody, Obi-wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex, Fives, etc). For this operation, 8 squads of Clone Commandos will be present, including Delta Squad. They have also been reinforced by an additional batches of newer clone troopers and Christophsis militia, swelling their ranks to around 150,000. They are bolstered further by an extra artillery detachment and scavenged Separatist rayshield generators.

Combat Conditions: A few assumptions are being made in this hypothetical conflict:

•Each side only has a partial understanding of each other’s capabilities due to previous skirmishes.

•Fleet combat in the Christophsis system is deadlocked.

•Both sides have limited/slow logistical support due to the wider Galactic Republic/Separatist/Imperium conflict, but due to home field advantage, Republic forces have slightly more.

•Both sides are coming into this conflict relatively fresh in terms of strategic and tactical assets such as vehicles and air support. Due to their slight logistical advantage, the Republic does have slightly more.

Battlefield: Christophsis, specifically, the capital city of Chaleydonia. A city of crystalline spires with a mix of wide thoroughfares, multi-story skyscrapers, bridges, and cramped alleys.

Objectives: Ultramarines: Secure the planet’s space port and manufacturing capabilities to consolidate the Imperium’s foothold in the Galaxy. To do this, they must capture the capital and eradicate Republic forces without major collateral damage.

Objectives: Republic: Either drive the Ultramarine forces out of the city and hold it or survive for long enough for reinforcements to arrive in approximately two weeks.

Technological interactions (justifications for how they work in my mind):

From what I have read in 40k and the Horus Heresy, Space Marine armor and Imperial equipment are vulnerable to weapons like Ion Weaponry (droid poppers, electro proton bombs, ion torpedoes etc). The best example of this (to me) comes from the Battle of Sotha where the Nightlords use haywire grenades (30k equivalent of droid poppers) to disable the armor of Ultramarines. This makes it so movement is very difficult. Mechanicum forces such as Thallax are also armed with weapons that use electrical components to short out enemy electronics. So that’s my justification for saying that ion weapons would be effective against SM equipment and even Titans with the right weapons.

With the Rayshields, we are going to assume they are equivalent to void shields and will stop drop pod and teleportation assaults. Drop pods due to their high velocity and teleportation due to preventing a signal lock.

As far as blaster power levels are concerned. It’s still, from my knowledge, canon that on its maximum power setting a DC-15 rifle can penetrate armored concrete (ferrocrete) from 10 kilometers away. So they are at least more powerful than regular lasguns and probably more akin to hellguns or tau pulse weapons. Of course that’s just for the rifle, blaster carbines would be less powerful. But I am going to say blasters would have an easier time penetrating power armor, potentially penetrating the helmet or backpack in one shot. Chest plates would definitely take between 5-10 shots due to them having to blow out the thicker ceramite. I describe it as “blow out” because when we see blaster bolts not penetrating armor in canon (at least non-special armor) it tends to make a large crater in the armor. Blasters like an E-WEB or the cannon we see on AT-RTs can hole regular power armor in one shot virtually everywhere.

Defensive Tactics:

We’re assuming the Republic forces have had enough time to dig in throughout the city. Hidden gun positions, pillboxes, tank traps, mines, fallback points, artillery positions, overlapping fields of fire, etc. as the defenders, they do have home field advantage.

Offensive Tactics:

The Ultramarines objective is to capture the city as intact as possible, so they’re not going to raise it wholesale. They want to capture the Space Port and its industrial capacity. This means that they’re probably not just going to be obliterating everything, they’ll have to section and clear the city and keep it as intact as possible. This also means no orbital strikes (from my perspective) not just because their fleet is deadlocked with the Republic’s, but because orbital strikes are too destructive.

Hopefully this clears up what I missed the first time. If there are any more questions about other factors I’ll answer as best I can. How do y’all think this’ll pan out?

Personally, with this version being more accurate to what I had in mind, I again think it’s a toss up that slightly favors the defenders.


r/whowouldwin 2d ago

Challenge If all of humanity mobilized to build a structure taller than Everest, could it be done?

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We start at sea level, same population as we have currently on Earth, everyone just magically starts working towards the collective goal. Assume that there is some plot of land that fits these constraints. No competing interests, no dissidents. Whatever the best plan is, is the plan that everyone is adhering to.