r/whowouldwin Jul 02 '25

Featured Featured Character: Benjamin Gates! (National Treasure)

11 Upvotes

Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right. What they knew was right.

Benjamin Franklin Gates is the latest in the long line of...we'll say enthusiastic historians. Some have called them quacks, discredited them, but Ben, like his grandfather, believes in the legend of the Templar treasure that had been passed down from the last of the Freemasons to his ancestor. He just has to find it.

Full Respect Thread can be found here, thanks to /u/Kyraryc for letting me use it!



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Usage on WWW

Ben's basically just your average movie hero, but he doesn't use guns or brawl much in any situations, so Ethan Hunt or John Wick drop him like a stone. His intelligence, while well-suited for clue sleuthing and puzzle solving, doesn't range much beyond that area of expertise either. To keep the connection between early 2000's blockbusters produced by Jerry Bruckheimer involving treasure hunts, I think Captain Jack Sparrow would be a good matchup for him.

r/whowouldwin Jun 25 '25

Featured Featuring Ash Williams (The Evil Dead Trilogy)

7 Upvotes

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair-trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that!?!


Ashley “Ash” Williams started his adventure as just a normal college student, heading off to an isolated cabin in the woods with his friends for spring break. That was until they stumbled upon the book of the dead and accidentally unleashed the terrible demons that were once locked away. All of his friends, his girlfriend, and even his sister were either killed, possessed, or both. During the second night, Ash himself was possessed but was cured by the rising Sun. He soon fought throughout the day having to chop off his hand after it was taken by the demons. With the help of archeologist Annie Knowby, they were able to open a portal through time banishing both the demons and accidentally Ash to the year 1300 AD. Here Ash led Arthur and his knights against the demon army led by an exact copy of himself created by the Book of the Dead he sent to them in the first place. Eventually, he was able to defeat the army of darkness and Merlin sent him back to his own time. After 30 years of avoiding responsibility, maturity, and the terrors of the Evil Dead, Ash readout of the book while high releasing a Deadite plague which threatens to destroy all of mankind, Ash is finally forced to face his demons – personal and literal with the help of his two S-Mart coworkers Pablo and Kelly.

Special thanks to u/ya-boi-benny for writing the How to use in WWW section


Full RT here


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How to use in WWW

Ash’s defining physical trait is his ability to keep getting up after having his shit kicked in. This is mostly seen through his blunt force durability; no amount of bookshelves he’s thrown through or chin punches from the super-strong Deadites seem to keep him out of a fight for good. He isn’t invincible, though, and unexpected blows to the back of the head have knocked him out before. He also has normal human piercing durability, seen when he’s interacted with knives or claws, but he generally has the endurance to fight on when he’s bleeding. His fighting style allows him to repeatedly dodge attacks from enemies much stronger than himself until he finds the right time to blow his foe away.

He always enters a fight with both his chainsaw hand and his boomstick. The saw is for close range combat and cleaves through undead flesh and bone with ease, while the boomstick is an oddly versatile tool for both mid and long range. Depending on what Ash needs in the moment, it can destroy specific targets, throw enemies backwards or simply splatter enemies to gore. If you’re using Ash as of the TV series, he also has a mechanical hand with some useful tools built into it like a flashlight and a screwdriver. A good Ash prompt should also specify if he has access to magic objects like the Necronomicon. While it’s a very powerful artifact, Ash is just as likely to trigger the resurrection of an evil, undead army than to use a spell effectively against an enemy.

The Evil Dead franchise is no stranger to crossovers and Ash has a lot of different choices for matchups. One could set him against other horror heroes, like Frank West from Dead Rising. He’d also make great matchups for slasher icons like Jason Voorhees, Leatherface or Matt Cordell the Maniac Cop. It could also be fun to drop him into different horror settings to see how he’d impact other stories. How far could he get if he were dropped into Atlanta in the Walking Dead universe? Could he replace Leon Kennedy in his mission to save the president’s daughter in Resident Evil 4? These open world situations would also allow Ash to flex his engineering prowess, something that he doesn’t often use in one-on-one encounters.


Groovy

r/whowouldwin May 07 '25

Featured Featuring Xykon (Order of the Stick)

24 Upvotes

"I used to think that spells equaled power, too, back when I was alive. I've learned a lot since then. You know what does equal power? Power. Power equals power. Crazy, right?"

Xykon

Xykon is an extremely powerful lich sorcerer, and is the main antagonist of the webcomic Order of the Stick, a world that operates under the rules of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5th Edition. As a young boy he realized he had been born with magic powers such as raising the dead and shooting lightning, and soon decided to use these powers to take whatever he wanted and kill whoever got in his way. In his old age when between schemes he was approached by the goblins Redcloak and Right Eye, who wanted his help gaining access to extradimensional gates that the absurdly powerful monster known as The Snarl contained within. Assuming that he could control this monster and conquer the world, Xykon quickly agree. However their first attempt at attacking these gates saw him imprisoned and without his magic, forcing Redcloak to turn him into an undead lich. With this newfound power Xykon quickly proved to be a much greater than he ever had been alive, and together with Redcloak (Right Eye having been killed) and an army of expendable minions, they sought out the other gates in the hopes of furthering their plans (while not-so-secretly not trusting each other in the slightest). They would also repeatedly find themselves in conflict with the adventuring party known as the Order of the Stick, all for the silly reason of avenging a murder and trying to save the world.

Full Respect Thread


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Using Xykon on WWW

Despite having a large variety of spells at his disposal, Xykon is very much not a strategic fighter. This is in fact something he takes pride in, as he doesn't need to think strategically when he can just spam his most powerful spells again and again until his opponent is dead. That's not to say he can't use more subtle means, though he will typically use these only if he thinks it will be more entertaining for him.

This overall makes him a pretty straight forward fighter. As such any opponent who is capable of matching his destructive output, capable of withstanding multiple types of damage, and is able to destroy his lich body would make for a good match. Note that even if his phylactery isn't destroyed, forcing him back into it would still count as a victory.

r/whowouldwin Jun 11 '25

Featured Featuring Henry Stickmin! (Henry Stickmin Series)

16 Upvotes

What could happen next…?

Little is known about who Henry Stickmin is beyond his accomplishments. He's an exceptional thief for one, having "successfully" broken into a bank and successfully stolen the Tunisian diamond (as well as possibly other large gemstones). He's also an equally masterful escape artist, having escaped a prison and fled being locked up in The Wall, the most secure prison complex in the world. His skills are so impressive that at one point he was even contracted by the government to help get some dirt on the most notorious criminal organization, The Toppat clan, by infiltrating their airship. Though the specifics of how he pulls his plans off don't seem to be very clear cut, regardless of his methods one thing is pretty clear. He's exceptionally lucky to have survived completing all his missions.

Gear/Feat Highlights

This is just a very small sampling of both Henry's own capabilities and his long list of gear he's used. For a full overview, please refer to his respect thread.

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Using Henry Stickmin on Whowouldwin

Henry is the definition of inconsistent, with his dozens upon dozens of gear and abilities he basically has access to an extremely wide range of, for lack of a better term, random bullshit. Whether or not these items and abilities work in his favor is a different story of course, as when looking toward the source material, it's just as likely that things won't go Henry's way, and there's plenty of things he has that will straight up kill him (or worse). Of course, that's not to say he's like a gag character destined to always lose, just that his success at any given task can be extremely variable. He's definitely not incompetent, especially if you consider that endings where he succeeds as being “more canon” than the ones where he fails, but he's just as likely to attempt to initiate a dance-off as he is to hit you with an inescapable infinite combo.

r/whowouldwin Oct 21 '15

Featured Character of the Week: Plastic Man

182 Upvotes

Basic Information

  • Name:Patrick 'Eel' O'Brian
  • Alias Plastic Man or Plas
  • Allies The Justice League, Woozy Winks
  • Enemies Pretty much everyone he meets, they tend not to like him very much

Background

Plastic Man is one of the oldest characters in comics, originally making his debut in August of 1941. He was originally published by the now defunct Quality Comics, but was purchased by DC in 1956. Since then he has been a staple of the C-list.

Plastic Man was originally a professional thief by the name of "Eel" O'brian, but after gaining his powers he tried to change his ways. He enlisted the help of his woefully incompetent sidekick Woozy Watts, and became the hero Plastic Man.

Powers

Plastic Man's primary power is a stretching based form of shapeshifting that closely resembles reality warping on some degree.

Examples

In addition to his stretching entering the territory of 'hax', Plas is fairly outright powerful

Examples

Oh, also, Plastic Man is silly as all get out.

Almost all of these showings are from his solo series.

Recommended reading

  • Grant Morrison JLA
  • Plastic Man Special #1
  • Plastic Man volume 3
  • Plastic Man 80 page Giant
  • For the love of god, don't read Plastic Man volume 4, it was worse than Extreme Justice

r/whowouldwin May 24 '25

Featured Featuring the Ambassadors (Image Comics)

9 Upvotes

The Ambassadors are members of a multinational superteam that protects the planet. Initially just six people chosen for their heroism from countries around the world, they soon grew to accept many more heroes. They reside in Base-Control, a futuristic headquarters hidden in the mountains of Antarctica, a facility that also houses a “database” of powers used to fight crime and minimize natural disaster.

Fly over to respectthreads and use your Detective powers on the full Ambassadors respect thread


Electromagnetic Aura


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How to Use on whowouldwin

Each Ambassador is a Swiss army knife capable of most anything that a superhero or crime fighter could need. They've got physical enhancement from Brute Strength or Flea Agility, control over the elements from Heat Blast or Sub Zero, several forms of high speed transportation and the ability to grow to the size of skyscrapers. They even have powers that can make them experts in specific fields or skillsets, like Detective, Prizefighter or Stunt Driver. Each Ambassador is protected by an electromagnetic aura a few millimeters above their skin, which protects from heavy damage, inclement weather or the vacuum of space.

Their amazing powers come with a drawback in that they can only be used by one Ambassador at a time. If Australia is using Giant Size to lift a sinking cruise liner, then India can't use it to fight a kaiju halfway around the world. If America is using Gravity Control to help land an airplane, then the others can't use it to restrain a supervillain, and so on. Jamie, aka the United Kingdom, is the exception to this rule as his telekinesis comes from innate genetic tampering and not from the Power Bank. The aforementioned Power Duplication ability can also allow two Ambassadors to use the same power simultaneously if they're close enough to each other.

Their sheer versatility means that they can go toe to toe with other superhero teams and punch a bit above their weight class with more esoteric powers. A standard encounter with the MCU Avengers or the DCEU Justice League could be fun as long as you remove or limit their heavy hitters. You could also throw them into similar settings, like putting them against MCU Ultron's robot army or dropping them into the middle of the Invincible War to see what difference they could make against large groups.

r/whowouldwin Apr 09 '25

Featured Featuring the Blair Witch (The Blair Witch Project)

22 Upvotes

If you were to ask anybody from Burkittsville, Maryland, about the Black Hills and the evil that lives there, you would hear one of dozens of ghost stories. Historians could tell you about the Eileen Treacle drowning of 1825, while old-timers would bring up the Rustin Parr child killings of the 1940s, and younger folks might only know about the three Montgomery College students who went missing in the 90s. But chances are good that the story they’d tell you would make mention of the Blair Witch.

In the late 1700s, when Burkittsville still went by the name Blair, Elly Kedward was accused of witchcraft and drawing blood from children. She was banished from Blair territory and bound to a tree in the Black Hills forest, where she’d die of exposure in the wintery woods. If her former neighbors thought that they were safe after Kedward’s death, they were sorely mistaken. Seemingly overnight, the children in Blair started to go missing. Further tragedy after tragedy struck Blair, particularly in and around the Black Hills, from missing persons to mass killings. Not even renaming the town was enough to erase the area’s dark fate.

No one knows for sure if Elly Kedward still haunts the woods or there’s just something evil that hides in the trees, but ask the locals and they’ll all give you the same advice: stay out of the woods after dark.


Survive the Black Hills by packing an extra map and studying the full Blair Witch respect thread, found here


Environment Control

Conjuration and Erasure

Time Control

Mental Effects

Other Powers


How to use the Blair Witch on whowouldwin

Fighting the Blair Witch should be treated as surviving a hostile environment more than anything else. Time is broken, geography is broken, technology becomes worthless, drinking water can turn to blood overnight, and helpful items can just disappear into thin air. Spending time in the woods is a test of one’s sanity first and wilderness survival second. Like all horror movies, staying in groups is very preferable to splitting up, and most human beings bite it shortly after venturing in the woods on their own. Mental manipulation is also a major threat, and a character would need some way to weather memory manipulation or mental possession if they were to survive in the Black Hills. The Witch’s preferred means of attacking victims, as shown onscreen, involve telekinetic attacks like garrotes formed from fog or knocking trees onto people.

If you wanted to spice up a prompt and keep it from being ninety minutes of stomping around the woods without a map, there are a couple different monsters shown in the extended media. For physical threats, you’ve got your stickman monsters, your big scorpions, and your Rake-like long-limbed monsters. For non-physical threats that require magic to defeat, there are plenty of different ghosts of former Witch victims or noncorporeal demons that accost the protagonists of the video games and books. The Witch can also empower humans with supernatural abilities, like the shapeshifting cultists in the Pride or the super strong serial killer, Fellowes. None of these threats are too powerful since they can be defeated by humans with guns or magic trinkets found in the woods, but they’re there if you wanted your character to punch, shoot or stab things.

Survival and escape from the woods can vary greatly in difficulty. In some pieces of extended media, like the early 2000s PC games or the Goosebumps-style Blair Witch Files books, the protagonists are pretty consistently able to survive by fulfilling whatever magic ritual is presented to them. This could involve burning a tarot card to dispel a boy’s ghost, using shaman-blessed stick figures to temporarily contain the evil in another dimension or using rowan berries to defeat an animated avatar body made of wood and bones. Completing these rituals will cause the evil in the woods to relax long enough for the people involved to make it out in one piece. Since these escapes are accomplished by regular Jill and Joes working on library research or the instructions of helpful ghosts, it’s reasonable to say that escape is possible for characters adept in magic like DC’s John Constantine or Harry Dresden.

Defeating the evil for good is another story. In the comics, a group of witches who tried to ritualistically cleanse the evil in the woods did squat and ended up dying in freak accidents in the years that followed. In the games, defeating the evil in 1786 doesn’t stick due to time being broken, and the Witch’s schemes continue undisturbed well into the 21st century. A permanent defeat is entirely speculative, but it’d probably take a stronger magician to fully cleanse the woods, like Marvel’s Doctor Strange or some other magic genius.

r/whowouldwin May 14 '25

Featured Featuring Turok, Son of Stone (Valiant Comics)

14 Upvotes

"Your hand is... glowing?"

"Forgot to tell ya, we got things in our head that give us, well, superpowers! I know that's hard to believe."

"I've traveled through time, fought gods, hunted dinosaurs. I'm prepared to believe many things!"

Turok of the Kiowa Apache was a melancholy man that rarely smiled, living up to his name Son of Stone. He and his pupil Andar were sent off to scout for land untouched by the white man but found a cavern leading to a land out of time, a world full of dinosaurs they called the Lost Land. They explored, fought dinosaurs, and even met Magnus the robot fighter and other time displaced denizens.

Later a powerful woman calling herself Mother God united the peoples of the Lost Land by force, including Turok. Turok served Mother God as an enforcer, believing her to be a benevolent spirit ‘til heroes of the Valiant universe showed him the truth. With her defeat, Turok found himself displaced again into modern day. Simultaneously a relic of a different time and far too changed by his experiences to return to the past, Turok wanders the world righting wrongs.

At least there’s still dinosaurs to hunt…

For a more thorough list of Turok’s abilities, talents, (and some potentially problematic stuff) read the full Full Respect Thread


Gear:

Physicals:

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Using Turok on WhoWouldWin:

Turok has an effective arsenal and the skill to make good use of it, but he’s more than just a guy with some guns. Turok is an exceptional tracker and hunter, someone that can follow a trail easily and disappear in the forest to stalk his prey. Predators feel like thematically appropriate opponents and dinosaurs are obviously on the table.

Recommended Reading:

The 90’s Turok: Dinosaur Hunter comic, obviously. It can vary a little when different writers and artists take over, but generally anything by Tim Truman’s a banger. If you’re familiar with his comic Scout you know he actually does some research and gives a shit about Native Americans, which is nice. Turok’s just kinda there when he shows up in other Valiant comics, but I kind of adore his bromance with X-O Manowar despite how little they actually interact.

r/whowouldwin May 03 '25

Featured Featuring the Sith Triumvirate (Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords)

24 Upvotes

Featuring the Sith Triumvirate

Every Sith's fall to the dark side is unique. Some were born into the Sith Empire, seeing them as the natural way of using the Force. Others allow their rage to consume them, forsaking the path of the Jedi wholesale. Kreia's fall was far more subtle. Exiled from the Jedi Order following the corruption of many of those who studied under her (not least of which were Revan and Malak, who had recently brought the order to their knees) and transformed by the horrors of an entire planet being destroyed at the end of the Mandalore Wars, she took on the moniker of Dark Traya. Under her new title, Traya took on two new apprentices: Darth Sion, a Sith who had alligned himself with multiple Sith Empires as his rage prevented him from dying, and Darth Nihilus, an effective wound in the Force whose hunger knew no bounds. They formed the Sith Triumvirate, and sought to lead the Sith Empire where Revan and Malak had failed. But betrayal is innate to the Sith, and Kreia would find herself ousted as Sion and Nihilus began to slaughter Jedi from the shadows. But even seperate from each other, and each with their own methods and motives, all three would work to bring about the end of the Jedi Order.


Shared Feats


Darth Traya, Lord of Betrayal

Full RT


Darth Sion, Lord of Pain

Full RT


Darth Nihilus, Lord of Hunger

Full RT


Using the Triumvirate on WhoWouldWin

While they did in the past, the Triumvirate is never seen working together on-screen, to the point where Sion and Nihilus are only seen on-screen together as they're beating up Treya before exiling her from the Triumvirate. As such, while there is a possibility for using them together, they'd be best used as distinct opponents, each with their own requirements.

Traya specializes in mental manipulation, and as such her opponents need to have some form of protection to prevent someone from instantly mentally dominating them, either knocking them out or hiding her existence entirely from them. Sion is the most straight forward in being initially unkillable, with it requiring an extended battle and the draining of his will to continue to take him down. Nihilus' initial game plan would be to simply kill any opponent by absorbing their Force, so his opponents will need to either be able to resist such an attack, be cut off from whatever their universe's equivalent of life energy is, or simply rush him to force him to use more conventional means. And of course, while the game lacks any feats for them, they do all still wield lightsabers, which can do serious damage while destroying most conventional weapons they clash against.

r/whowouldwin Jun 21 '17

Featured Featured Character: Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)

308 Upvotes

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

Gotta get back.

Back to the past.

Samurai Jack.

Once upon a time, there was a great and prosperous kingdom, which was attacked by a terrible monster. Aku, the Shogun of Sorrow, destroyed the kingdom, enslaving its citizens. The young prince of the kingdom was taken away in secret, trained by the greatest warriors and scholars of the ancient world to defeat this evil. However, on the day that he took up his sword to slay Aku, his foe opened a portal in time, throwing him into the far future - a future that Aku already rules over. The samurai, nicknamed “Jack” by the locals, quests to find a way of returning to the past to defeat Aku once and for all. Gotta go back. Back to the past. Samurai Jack!


Feats


Yer the greatest warrior that’s ever lived, besides me! Ya don’t just up and go soft and mushy on me! Ye’ve mastered countless fightin’ styles and weapons, yer the defender of truth, freedom, n’ talkin’ dogs! Armies fear ye! There’s no stoppin ye once ye get cookin’! Everyone’s lookin’ for ya! There’s a huge price on yer head! Ah, yeah, yer Samurai Jack alright! - The Scotsman

Feats will be cited by episode. The number after “S” indicates the season, and the number after “E” indicates the episode. For instance, “S2E7” would indicate that the feat comes from the seventh episode of the second season. Note that Season 5 takes place 50 years in the future, and features a very different Samurai Jack - one who has lost his sword, and his purpose.

Training

Samurai Jack was trained from an early age to defeat evil. He learned how to chart maps from the stars, was trained to ride horses by ancient Arabs, was taught the art of combat by African tribesmen, was tutored by Egyptian scribes, and learned how to wrestle from the Grecian masters. He learned archery from Robin Hood, he rode the waves on Viking longboats, he was taught to throw axes by the warriors of Kievan Rus, he learned spear combat from the Mongols, and he learned martial arts from Shaolin monks.S1E1

The Sword

Samurai Jack’s weapon of choice is a magical sword, imbued with the spirits of his ancestors. This blade is said to be the only thing capable of defeating Aku for good. The sword can only be used for good, and such those who are evil cannot use it to harm those who are innocentS3E4

Sword Powers

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Sword Slashes

Striking

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Acrobatics and Mobility

Reaction Time

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Blunt Force

Energy and Explosive

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Other

Watch out!

r/whowouldwin May 21 '25

Featured Featuring the All-New Venom (Marvel Comics)

7 Upvotes

Featuring the All-New Venom

"We're not an it, we're not a monster... and we're definitely not just another symbiote. We're Venom. Don't wear it out."

During the climax of the Venom War the Venom symbiote was fatally wounded and, not wanting its son to watch it perish, slithered off to the sewer to die. But as the symbiote laid there dying someone found it and, in order to stay alive, bonded with them. Now stuck together at the molecular level the pair began fighting crime together as the All-New Venom.

Eventually it was revealed that the All-New Venom was actually Mary Jane Watson, who had ended up in the sewer when her Jackpot powers went haywire and began killing her. Just when MJ was about to disintegrate the symbiote jumped onto her and bonded with her, keeping them both alive as long as they stayed together.

Full thread

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Durability/Regeneration

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Shapeshifting

Webbing

Other

r/whowouldwin Feb 26 '25

Featured Featuring Larry Daley (Night at the Museum)

7 Upvotes

Featuring Larry Daley


Larry Daley was a big dreamer who's life hit near rock bottom. He failed in his aspirations to start a business and also could not keep his relationship working. To make ends meet and to not disappoint his son, Larry took a job as a nightguard at the American Museum of Natural History. Unknown to him this museum is holding a secret. An ancient Egyptian tablet blessed by the god of the moon, Khonsu, turns all of the museum exhibits to life at night. Larry has done pretty well for himself since getting this job. Not only has he turned his life around, he's adventures have made him a better person and saved the world.

FIY , the disney plus animated release "Kahmunrah Rises Again" contains some canonical inconsistancies


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r/whowouldwin Apr 16 '25

Featured Featuring the Tramp (Charlie Chaplin Movies)

11 Upvotes

Featuring the Tramp

A baker. A janitor. A factory worker. A plain old nuisance at a soapbox derby. While never given a name or even a consistent title, the man most commonly referred to as the Tramp represents the down-on-his-luck everyman. Though his bumbling behaviour gets him into trouble as much as factors entirely out of his control do, he nevertheless continues his jobs with an almost admirable naivity, simply trying to make a better life for himself.

Full RT here


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Using the Tramp on WhoWouldWin

The Tramp isn't traditionally a fighter. He doesn't tend to go around beating people up, and the few films with explicit fights (as a boxer, policeman, etc) tend to have him notably outmatched. So while you can put him in a straight fight, you may get more use out of him by putting him in a scenario where a setting or character is trying to get him to fail at his job (directly or indirectly), and seeing whether the Tramp's physicals, skills, and bumbling luck is enough to give him the victory.

r/whowouldwin Aug 12 '15

Featured Character of the Week: The Boss (Saint's Row)

300 Upvotes

The Boss


"You want to fight the best? ...You fight me. " - The Boss


Also Known As: The Butcher of Stilwater, The President

Allies: Johnny Gat, Shaundi, Pierce, Kinzie Kensington, Zimos, Angel De La Muerte, Oleg, Matt Miller, Benjamin M. King, Keith David, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Santa Claus, the Third Street Saints, Ultor Corporation, Burt FUCKING Reynolds

Enemies: Philippe Loren, Killbane, Zinyak, rival gangs, The Man, people who look at him funny


The Boss is a person of indeterminate history. Their appearance is decided by a character creator at the start of the game, and can be either male or female. They can be any race, and any nationality. In fact, they can change any aspect of their appearance using plastic surgery centers. However, the Boss is often depicted as a Caucasian male in a suit with brown hair, sunglasses, and a five o' clock shadow. All that is constant about The Boss is that they are the leader of the street gang known as the Third Street Saints. Originally starting out on Third Street, they became the most notorious gang in the sleepy town of Stilwater, before becoming the most notorious gang in the world. The Boss eventually parlayed his notoriety into fame and became a nationally beloved figure, whose face appeared on lunchboxes and such.

Later, after the events of Saints Row the Third, The Boss became so well-known he was able to make a successful presidency bid. After becoming the most powerful man in America (as if he wasn't already), a warlike alien civilization attacked Earth. The leader of the aliens, Zinyak, kidnapped the Saints and placed their minds inside of a simulated Steelport designed to break the resolve of The Boss and make him docile. But The Boss wasn't willing to be the toy of an evil galactic empire! With the aid of Kinzie Kensington, hacker extraordinaire, he was granted incredible superpowers within the simulation! Eventually freeing his compatriots from their prisons, he defeated Zinyak and gained control of a time machine (along with a cool suit that let him use his powers in the real world!). As the latest game in the Saint's Row franchise ends, The Saints set off to expand their control across the time-space continuum.


Weaponry

The Boss is armed to the teeth with a variety of weaponry which he uses skillfully and indiscriminately. Due to incredibly OP late-game upgrades, all guns have infinite ammo, and all throwable weapons are in infinite quality. These weapons include:


Upgrades

In the Saints Row series, The Boss can upgrade himself, allowing for some incredible abilities which are outlined here. As shown, these abilities include:

  • The ability to sprint forever

  • Health regeneration

  • Immunity to bullets

  • Immunity to fire

  • Immunity to fall damage

  • Immunity to explosives (and no-selling explosive force as well)

  • Immunity to damage taken when hit by vehicles

  • Instantly reloading all weaponry

  • Infinite ammo for all weaponry


Powers

In Saints Row IV, The Boss is gifted fantastical power by the godlike hand of Kinzie Kensington within Zinyak's simulation. These superpowers (which will be demonstrated by this Mace Windu-resembling version of the Boss) include:


Feats:

r/whowouldwin May 28 '25

Featured Featured Character: Mash Burnedead (Mashle: Magic and Muscles)

13 Upvotes

Mash Burnedead has no potential for spellcraft or sorcery. Zilch. Then how does he manage to stay enrolled in his knockoff Hogwarts? With a body sculpted by the gods, from the looks of these feats. What, you think I'll just give you his exercise regiment?

Full Respect Thread here



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Usage on r/whowouldwin

Mashle as a series is always described as Harry Potter meets One-Punch Man. And that description is absolutely right. If you stripped him of his plot armor, you'd need someone absolutely nuts to take on Mash and have a chance of winning even if he's only capable of being a brick. He's just that good. You might want to look at some Superman archetypes, or isekai protagonists to give Mash a "fair" fight.

r/whowouldwin Jan 08 '25

Featured Featuring: The Lion (Warhammer 40k)

24 Upvotes

Lion El'Jonson, the First

Curze got to all fours, but not quick enough to avoid the Lion’s wrath. An armoured boot hit the Night Haunter in the midriff and lifted him in the air. A second kick connected with his jaw, sending the Night Lord onto his back. The Lord of Caliban reached down and dragged Curze like a rag doll, threw him again, turning another ten stalls to kindling.

Looming out of the splinter-fog the Lion smashed a knee into Curze’s face as he tried to rise. The Night Haunter’s left arm hung limply as the Dark Angel picked him up again. With a grunt, he tore the powerplant from Curze’s armour, tossing the backpack aside with a hiss of broken coolant links and a shower of sparks.

Throat in one hand, a leg in the other, the Lion hoisted Curze above his head. The knight of Caliban dropped to one knee, bringing his foe down across his shoulders. Armour split like bamboo and bones cracked, eliciting a shriek from the Night Haunter.

With a contemptuous glare, the Lion tossed Curze to the ground. He flopped to his broken back.


During the time of the Horus Heresy, the Lion a pivotal force throughout the Crusade. Maintaining a sizable legion in the force of the Dark Angels which had been the first Space Marine legion to see action, the Lion was pivotal in many key moments such as the Ragandan Xenocides. Maintaining a relatively cold relationship with his brothers, the Lion's reputation of secrecy had cast into doubt his initial loyalties, but as the heresy progressed, it was clear that the Lion believed Loyalty remained its own reward as he fought for the Emperor still.

The Lion is one of two active loyalist Primarchs by the time of the 41st Millennium. The second Primarch to be found active after the resurrection of Roboute Guilliman of the Ultramarines, the Lion awoke in the presence of an Old King fishing within a boat and was guided to the planet of Camarth before reuniting with the rest of the Imperium. This chain of events would have him ultimately having a showdown with his Daemonic brother Angron during the finale of the Arks of Omen events.


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Using The Lion on WhoWouldWin

The Lion is a physical duelist in a lot of interactions. Normally usually armed with one melee weapon and one of his pistols, the Lion's most recent canonical state uses The Emperor's Shield, Fealty and Aura Luminis. Given a lot of options to take out foes, the Lion's best abilities are his reaction times and his ability to resist heat. Enemies that use predominantly heat are often some of the Lion's best type match-ups.

The Lion's usage of the Emperor's shield and his personal skill otherwise makes him able to contend with physically superior opponents. While he may not be able to use tanks as projectiles like his brother Angron, he is still capable of throwing them aside despite injuries attained over a fight.

r/whowouldwin Apr 12 '25

Featured Fear-turing: Souboutei! (Souboutei Must Be Destroyed)

9 Upvotes

Souboutei is the name of a haunted mansion in a Japanese suburb. Many years ago, the Prime Minister's friend was eaten by the house's innumerable paintings, and spat out as a brainwashed revenant. He ordered a bombing run to take place on the manor the instant he took power, to enact revenge on the spirits inside. The bombs dropped, the smoke rose, and Souboutei...survived. Fluorished. Taunted.

And so the quest began, for Souboutei Must Be Destroyed.

Full RT Here



The House

Souboutei is a complex in the Tokyo suburbs.

Inhabitants

Souboutei has many people living inside (even the zombies are still alive, just to suffer) who aid it in its goals, or hinder it for their own reasons.

The Black Water Planet

Souboutei the mansion is just an out-of-use terminal for an evil planet's sentient, hiveminded ocean halfway across the universe. Sakamaki Deido is the only thing holding back the endless deluge of the planet from teleporting its entire contents to Earth and colonizing it for themselves.


Usage on WWW

Souboutei is a cosmic horror terminal and should be treated as such. Allowing it to interact with Earth's water source is an extremely bad idea, as they use it to exponentially and explosively duplicate, so don't send Aquaman their way. Souboutei's weakness is nitrogen, so anyone who has that knowledge and can change the elemental properties of something would stomp. And while it does seem almighty, Souboutei is ultimately the villain of an NSFW shonen, so it can still be beaten. I would recommend putting them up against a group of diverse powersets with some form of mental shielding. Hydrokinesis and purification would also be extremely useful. My suggestion for a group to enter Souboutei and see it to the end would be the Gaang from A:TLA.

r/whowouldwin Feb 19 '25

Featured Featuring Arjuna (The Mahabharata)

11 Upvotes

Featuring Arjuna

Arjuna is the protagonist of the Mahabharata. In the Kurukshetra War, he was one of the most powerful warriors that fought on the Pandava side, against the Kauravas. He wields the legendary bow Gandiva and is blessed by gods with the ability to invoke all kinds of magical spells known as Astras (celestial weapons). Arjuna fights alongside Krishna, avatar of Vishnu, who taught him the lessons of the Bhagavad Gita.

All feats are from Kisari Mohan Ganguli's translation of the Mahabharata. Note that Arjuna has many epithets, including Partha, Dhananjaya, Savyasachi and Phalguna.


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Astras, or weapons, are magical spells granted by gods. By chanting a mantra, an astra bearer is able to imbue a weapon (such as an arrow) with great power.

Brahma Weapons

Other Weapons

r/whowouldwin Apr 23 '25

Featured Featuring Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez! (Bleach)

11 Upvotes

Featuring Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

"Don't forget my name, and pray you never hear it again. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez! Next time you hear that name... you're dead!"


A powerful Hollow, Grimmjow roamed Hueco Mundo seeking out more powerful opponents to consume so he could gain more power and become a Vasto Lorde...all so he could become king over any and all who recognized his power. Eventually, he encountered a group of large Hollow whom he readily blitzed, and they immediately subjugated themselves to his power. Becoming their ruler, he lead them under Aizen's rule, accepting the spot of Sexta Espada.


For a more comprehensive look at Grimmjow's feats and abilities, check out his full Respect Thread!


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Resurreccion - Pantera


Using Grimmjow on r/whowouldwin

With high stats, ranged options and no fear in getting up close to fight an opponent, there aren't many aspects in which Grimmjow is weak in. Ceros and Desgarron eliminated a potential range advantage his opponent could have, and his extremely high physicals allow him to be an extremely oppressive fighter for those on his level, or even slightly above it.

However, while he does make up for it in how well he uses his toolset, it is quite limited, with only blasts and physical attacks being his main method of fighting. On top of that, his eagerness for combat can easily be used against him. Good opponents for Grimmjow are those who can weather the storm of his assault, forcing him to reconsider his options while dishing out equal amounts of offense to keep him on the defensive.

r/whowouldwin Jun 24 '15

Featured Character of the Week: Moon Knight

221 Upvotes

Moon Knight: The Fist of Khonshu

Allies: Marlene and Frienchie

Enemies: Bushman Black Specter and Morpheus


"I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up."


Moon Knight, Marc Spector, Steven Grant and Jake Lockley: four different aspects of the same man who was resurrected by Khonshu, the Egyptian Lunar-God of Vengeance and Justice to serve as his "avatar". Those unjust mortals who prey upon the innocents who travel at night, beware the Vengeance of the Moon Knight!


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I would include a skill section but seeing as how it is heavily dependent on the incarnation of the character I have omitted it.

Powers

Now I need to start this section off saying he doesn't have powers, but he did at one point.

Misc


Recommended Reading

  • Marvel Now! Moon Knight Issues 1-6

  • Moon Knight Volume 1 Issues 23-26

  • Moon Knight: Resurrection War


You have any questions about the character just ask.

This post is just an abridged version of my much bigger Moon Knight respect thread which you can find here.

r/whowouldwin Feb 27 '23

Featured Featuring: Evelyn Wang! (Everything Everywhere All At Once)

275 Upvotes

Evelyn Wang!

"Don't make me fight you. I am very good!"



After marrying and starting a family with the love of her life, Evelyn Wang has grown discontent with her life. Having thrown away countless dreams, she now owns a simple laundromat with her husband. She had resigned herself to this bland existence, until her visit to the IRS was interrupted by an alternate universe version of her husband. He explained to her that there was a terrifying evil roaming the multiverse named Jobu Tupaki, and that he believed she was the only one that could stop it. By utilizing an invention from his universe, he trained Evelyn to 'Verse Jump', syncing her mind with her alternate universe selves in order to use their skills and memories to assist her in the dangers to come. However, she quickly learned that there was much more to this multiversal threat than she first thought, which would force her to embrace the life she’s lived or risk losing everything.


Full Evelyn Respect Thread


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When her mind was fractured across the entirety of the infinite multiverse, Evelyn gained the ability to not only access the skills and memories of all of her alternate selves, but she even was able to swap matter between universes, morphing anything she touched into another object.



Using Evelyn on WWW

Evelyn is a character that constantly grows her repertoire of skills, even in the middle of her fights. From what we've seen her use, she is an extremely capable martial artist with enough strength to launch people several stories into the air (localized entirely within her pinkie fingers). She's also adept at fighting with knives and other kitchen utensils. Thanks to her ability to verse jump, she could expand her skillset even further to suit her needs in the middle of a fight as long as she is able to activate her ear piece. However, the exact universe she would jump to/skill she would gain in a given situation would be completely up to speculation. Luckily, after her mind fractures across the multiverse, she gains the knowledge and abilities of literally every version of herself at the same time on top of the ability to swap matter between universes. Evelyn doesn't use this ability to kill as she usually opts for non-lethal takedowns though. Good characters to put up against Evelyn will need to be capable martial artists or other highly skilled combatants that are slightly above human level in physical ability. However, they will struggle if they have literally nothing else to bring to the table.

r/whowouldwin Feb 12 '25

Featured Featuring Molly Millions (Sprawl Trilogy)

15 Upvotes

“Anybody any good at what they do, that’s what they are, right? You gotta jack, I gotta tussle.”

Molly Millions

Full Respect Thread

Molly Millions is a street samurai, a heavily augmented woman willing to perform almost any kind of job for money and the sheer thrill of it. If that sounds rather stereotypical of the cyberpunk genre... well Molly is a big part of the reason why those tropes exist in the first place.

Throughout her time wandering the cities of Earth, Molly has taken up or been forced into a whole variety of odd jobs, from protecting a data courier from a yakuza assassin, to helping to hack into an AI on a space station, to being blackmailed into helping with the abduction of a world famous Sim star. She is truly happiest when she is in a life or death struggle, and will not hesitate to kill an enemy (and depending on who that enemy is, she might enjoy hurting them in the process). That said she's not without a more caring side, even it's buried all of the metal.


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Using Molly on WWW

Given that Molly is basically the archetype of the heavily augmented, morally ambiguous cyberpunk heroine, you're probably thinking about putting her against other cyberpunk characters. And while you can, her physical abilities are closer to a baseline human than a lot of later characters in the genre, she's pretty lacking in durability, and her augmentations don't factor as much into combat as you might expect. In a serious combat situation she's far more likely to rely on her legitimately quite powerful fletchette pistol. If you have a character who is capable of aim dodging gunfire, and has some heavy firepower, they might make for a good matchup.

r/whowouldwin Apr 02 '25

Featured Featuring: Ryouga (Pokemon ReBurst)

5 Upvotes

Ryouga


Ryouga is a naive, but determined young man that hates the word "impossible". If he ever hears the word, he gains the motivation to prove whatever was called impossible to be possible. He is on a quest to find his father, however along the way he encountered the evil organization known as Great Gravel. He takes on the organization, fighting many powerful Burst Warriors. He eventually defeats their leader and takes down the organization.


Here's the full Respect Thread


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Usage on WWW


At first, Ryouga may seem like the typical head-on fighter, but he is more than that. Ryouga is extremely observant and can think of strategies on the fly. He only needs to observe a technique a few times before figuring out how it works. He is skilled enough to disarm, pin, or even judo throw his opponents when necessary. He will attempt to win by any means necessary, even if it means going for the eyes or enduring his opponent's blows head-on.

I don't really have possible match-ups in mind for Ryouga since I already did the one that made the most sense, but it shouldn't be hard to find any for a fast and durable small building tier fighter like Ryouga.


r/whowouldwin Feb 22 '25

Featured Featured Team: The Ushiromiya Family! (Umineko: When They Cry)

8 Upvotes

The Ushiromiya Family are the dysfunctional and possibly homicidal elite who gather once a year on Rokkenjima Island for their family reunion. In 1986, the estranged Battler Ushiromiya decided to return to the family he'd left behind, but what he encounters is a pit of torture and sadism he could never have imagined. When the murders start, he must decide: is it the witch Beatrice, or is there a killer in his family's midst?



Battler Ushiromiya, The Endless Warlock


Eva Ushiromiya


Kinzou Ushiromiya


George Ushiromiya


Jessica Ushiromiya


Maria Ushiromiya


Ange Ushiromiya


Other Members

Krauss

Kyrie

Natsuhi

Rosa

Rudolf



Usage on WhoWouldWin

Alright, I gotta put it out there. Almost everything you just read? Fake. Dare I say all of it was fake? Anything that happens on a page, unless backed up as objective truth, is something fabricated as a metaphor, or just a tall tale spun by the Game Master, whether it's Beatrice, Battler, Erika, or Bernkastel. Going into the specifics would take too long, and possibly leave you more confused than enlightened, but the core of Umineko as a story is that there is the possibility for a human culprit, without the aid of any magic, to pull off these incredulous murders. It's the player's job to prove such a thing and defeat the Game Master.

If you're suggesting characters to fight against the participants in the Witch's Game, you'll need someone with the power to strip away magic falsehoods, incredible deductive skills with lightning-fast synapses, and maybe even a little magic of their own. Phoenix Wright is often floated as someone who'd be fun to pit against the game, so he'd go head to head with Battler from a spectating position to figure out the truth. The Forger Family might work out well as boots on the ground, between Yor's physical prowess, Loid's brilliance, and the clairvoyance/telepathy combo.

r/whowouldwin Mar 26 '25

Featured Featuring: Cammy! (Udon Comics Street Fighter)

17 Upvotes

I'm not your doll any longer.


Featuring: Cammy


Cammy White is a clone created from the DNA of the warlord M. Bison with the intent of serving as a backup body should the need ever arise. Deployed as part of Shadaloo's Doll unit with the codename Killer Bee, she undertook a number of assassination, observation and retrieval missions for the group, including the murder of Chun-Li's father.

On one of these missions, she was confronted by Rose, a woman who opposed Bison and had mastery of the mysterious Soul Power. Using this energy she was able to free Killer Bee from her brainwashing and left her on a bench outside the British embassy, with a new name and no memories, to start a new life. Taken in by the Delta Red spec ops team, she fought alongside them to oppose Shadaloo and Bison and uncover the truth of her past.


Rollover a feat to see the source. For more feats, check out Cammy's full Respect Thread.


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Using Cammy on WhoWouldWin

Cammy's a pretty straightforward street-level fighter who chiefly favours agility in a fight, preferring to avoid hits rather than tank or block them. Throw her into the ring against other fistfighters and see what you get. Deploying her whole squad to break into some enemy base or the like could also be a debate worth having. Just don't make her fight Sonya Blade again, for the love of god.