r/xmen Apr 28 '25

Humour How is this comfortable to wear?

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u/synthscoffeeguitars Nate Grey Apr 28 '25

When in doubt, unstable molecules

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u/AegisGram Apr 28 '25

I think you just proved why Reed Richards is the smartest man of all time. He made combat swimsuits feasible when he set out to fulfill his best friend Ben’s dream of fighting Hulk in his undies.

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u/AbbreviationsKey8163 Apr 28 '25

Also Janet Van Dyne, she had a Sense of fashion and Even designed costumes for other héroes like Ms Marvel (which btw, had her suit Made With unstable molécules).

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u/MedBayMan2 Wolverine Apr 29 '25

Am I the only one who misses Carol’s old costume?

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u/daedalus25 Apr 29 '25

To this day I'm still surprised that Marvel pushed so hard with Carol as "Captain" Marvel. They took a top 20 selling book (the 2006 series) and turned it into something that could barely stay in the top 100 - relaunching it several times, just to have it fail several times until enough time had gone by that people started forgetting how much better Carol as Ms. Marvel was.

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u/Ironcrown_ Apr 29 '25

I really liked her when she was traveling with the Starjammers and she became Binary.

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u/MedBayMan2 Wolverine Apr 29 '25

Still pisses me off. They wanted their own version of Wonder Woman, but they absolutely did not need to ruin her design and change her character like that. She used to be iconic, but now she is just… bland

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u/Pagannerd Apr 29 '25

Co-signed! Brian Reed's Ms Marvel was fascinatingly fucked in the head and I love her so much.

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u/MedBayMan2 Wolverine Apr 29 '25

Yeap. That one was perfect. Everything about the new Carol is so sanitised that I don’t even recognise her anymore.

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u/SeanWheeler10 May 25 '25

They're trying to keep the name away from DC's Shazam.

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u/AdSorry4665 Apr 29 '25

Most of us misses Ms Marvel old maillot.
It is iconic.

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u/Tazirai May 05 '25

There's a difference. She wasn't treated as exotic and a piece of ass. She just looked good in it while fighting villains.same with Emma. Psylocke just became ass.

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u/therealmonkyking Apr 29 '25

I miss everything about old Carol. Her as Captain Marvel is either boring or flat out aggravating. As much as I like Kamala Khan, I also real wish we got the interesting and fun Ms. Marvel Carol back

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u/Kazewatch Apr 29 '25

No, you would never be the only one in anything, especially missing Carol's old costume.

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u/Lo_boss_998 Apr 29 '25

Are they bullet resistances

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u/shiromancer Cyclops Apr 29 '25

It's definitely making my molecules unstable iykwim

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u/DarthGoodguy May 02 '25

idkwym

cye?

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u/Tazirai May 05 '25

So gross. I'm glad it's gone

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u/Difficult-Cap-3410 Apr 28 '25

Maybe, but her cheeks and tiny bit of her “other stuff” is expose

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u/antimarc Apr 28 '25

lol are you 12 years old

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u/AFriendoftheDrow Apr 28 '25

I don’t think Jim Lee took that into consideration. The 90s were not that kind of era unless you were in Sandman.

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u/synthscoffeeguitars Nate Grey Apr 28 '25

She’s confident and doesn’t care ¯_(ツ)_/¯ people wear bathing suits that are this revealing. Maybe not as a field uniform for psychic ninja combat, but you’ll just have to suspend your disbelief on that one (because the real answer is “she wears it because people like drawing and looking at it”)

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u/Bored-Game Apr 29 '25

You don’t have to “suspend belief”. People wear this stuff normally these days. I get comic nerds not knowing a lot of women or going to the gym often but man these reddit dudes gotta chill with the white knighting. I work in nightlife and this is rated G compared to what I’ve seen people wear for attention and not just women. Ironically these types of leotards (but more often as a two piece) are what the majority of professional dancers (not strippers, festival/GoGo dancers) wear when performing due to how they don’t restrict movement but cover the important parts.

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u/Difficult-Cap-3410 Apr 28 '25

So a “….” or baddie

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u/synthscoffeeguitars Nate Grey Apr 28 '25

What?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Hottie that is a thottie. A 304. It's brainrot

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u/synthscoffeeguitars Nate Grey Apr 28 '25

So a “….” or baddie

Hottie that is a thottie. A 304.

I ask again: what?? I at least know what half the words in your reply mean, but not how they relate to OP’s

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u/Effective-Training Wolverine Apr 28 '25

I think he's saying what OP refused to put into words. So "..." = everything the guy you're replying said.

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u/synthscoffeeguitars Nate Grey Apr 28 '25

Ah ok, thank you lol. Truly a black hole of brain rot.

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u/TheHazDee Apr 28 '25

Indeed, people talk about every generation having slang and this may be true but even for all the generations we would mock that we don’t fall into, none are like this.

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u/mxlespxles Apr 28 '25

Rot on rot on rot on rot

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u/SaltyTreeTop Apr 28 '25

Bait used to be believable

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u/iamglory Apr 28 '25

You can say vagina.

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u/BojukaBob Apr 28 '25

Some men find the word itself uncomfortable. Vagina.

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u/ConcentrateFull7202 Apr 28 '25

But without batting an eyelash will refer to his "rod" or his "Johnson".

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u/BojukaBob Apr 28 '25

Uh, "Johnson"?

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u/Psidebby Apr 29 '25

"There's a snake in my boot!" - Woody

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u/ConcentrateFull7202 Apr 29 '25

Donny, you're out of your element.

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u/Ok_Bath_4969 Apr 29 '25

Wait until these men find out that people also die in real life. They'll die from absolute shock after living a sheltered existence.

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u/throwaway-paper-bag Apr 28 '25

Anatomically speaking, that wouldn't be vagina. Vulva or labia would be more accurate. Vagina is actually the internal part.

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u/iamglory Apr 28 '25

Thank you

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u/throwaway-paper-bag Apr 29 '25

Normally my anatomical pedantry gets shot down, so you're very welcome!

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u/iamglory Apr 29 '25

Nah, it's educational. Why would I shoot that down

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u/Trollingfornudity Apr 28 '25

Sigh... unzips

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u/Grommph Apr 28 '25

Though a proper knight would refer to it as her Whispering Eye.

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u/amaya-aurora Apr 28 '25

Dude are you 12

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u/Deinosoar Apr 29 '25

And if anybody is distracted by that it gives her more time to cut them apart with a psychic knife.