r/youtubehaiku • u/Bavarian0 • Jan 12 '17

Meme [Poetry] Are you ready for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rxAKKtnhrc
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u/Clonephaze Jan 12 '17

Just to put it out there, milk does help yes. But not so much your tongue. However pouring some sugar over your tongue practically nullifies the pain for your mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

If you ever burn your tongue from a hot drink, take a bit of sugar in your hand and put your tongue in it. Saves you a long time with a burned tongue. It's sugar to work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

I don't know if I can take this comment seriously after that pun.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

I know it was a shit pun. Infact, it wasn't even a pun. It was just shit.

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u/JeffMarrion Jan 12 '17

Is it the truth though? Please don't joke as I burn my tongue from time to time and this would be a great solution

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

Not a joke, a serious thing. I have a big trouble with it, my tongue dont take hot drinks. Read online on a pic to apply sugar. I did it the first time i burned, and it was a miracle. Really ease the pain and very quickly remove it. Of course, it would depend on how badly it's burned, but pain from hot drinks often go away.

I dont know if it is a "works for some but not everyone" thing tho.

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u/MichaelScottsPC Jan 13 '17

I'm doing this next time I FUCK my shit up. So pretty much next time I make a frozen pizza in the oven.

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u/Tyler1492 Jun 02 '17

So, how'd it go?

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u/justwannabeloggedin Jan 13 '17

Okay you have me hooked in all your comments until the very last line. Now I still have no idea if this sugar thing is real.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

It's a real thing. And I do it each time I burn my tongue and it works every time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited Feb 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

What's more likely, me having a stroke or English not being my native language?

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u/WeAreNow Jan 13 '17

Just a spoonful of sugar makes the pain levels go down

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u/DrCorian Jan 17 '17

Instructions unclear, put tongue in shit.

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u/lovebus Jan 13 '17

are you sugar of that?

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u/BaconyLeviathan Jan 13 '17

Wait so do I put shit or sugar on my tongue? I'm confused now

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u/TheOnlyMomo Jan 13 '17

When in doubt, it's always shit.

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u/quaybored Jan 13 '17

If you put your tongue in shit, it works even better than sugar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

No it doesnt

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u/quaybored Jan 13 '17

Well, at least you tried

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

You miss every shit you dont take.

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u/StevenFa Jan 12 '17

If you ever get something really sour in your mouth, use a little sugar on the tounge to sweeten it up a bit.

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u/boxofrabbits Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 14 '25

like onerous wakeful mourn seed aware jar noxious bright disgusted

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17
  • Dr. Steve Brule

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Lold so fuckin hard

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u/Argarck Jan 12 '17

Also filling your mouth with oil.

Or vodka.

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u/MerlinTheWhite Jan 13 '17

Spotted the chemistry major.. or masochist

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u/Argarck Jan 13 '17

Nah, washing mouth with vodka isn't bad, oil is an horrible sensation but its better than deadly spicy food.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Spotted the H3 Podcast listener.

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u/MovingClocks Jan 14 '17

Same difference...

-A Chemistry Major

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u/evictor Jan 13 '17

i, too, watched that h3h3 video

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u/garrypig Jan 13 '17

Must be a new video?

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u/evictor Jan 13 '17

it was some radio show where they tried all the urban legends of mitigating spiciness. first time i heard of many of the legends (tequila, vegetable oil, etc.).

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u/Clonephaze Jan 13 '17

And lemon juice. Like ducking on a lemon. I can see oil working since it would cost your tongue and get under the capsaicin

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Ethanol is a pretty good solvent for capsaicin. The higher the proof, the better you'll be.

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u/Andrado Jan 12 '17

So you're saying those Def Leppard guys were really just suffering from eating hot food?

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u/MrTheodore Jan 12 '17

so drink horchata then? bueno

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u/validus52 Jan 13 '17

So, wouldn't ice cream be like the ultimate solution. It has sugar, milk, and is cold?

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u/Clonephaze Jan 13 '17

Maybe? I think it has more to do with the sugar grains coating your tongue.

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u/unionjunk Jan 13 '17

Just a spoonful of sugar

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u/Clonephaze Jan 13 '17

Helps the Takis go down ;)

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u/manfrin Jan 13 '17

Is this true or am I being bamboozled? I dont want to get bamboozled.

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u/Clonephaze Jan 13 '17

Completely true. I do it every time I'm done eating Takis.

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u/Uninformed_Tyler Jan 13 '17

Doctors hate him

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u/ConnorMcJeezus Jan 15 '17

Do you spit it out after or swallow?

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u/Clonephaze Jan 15 '17

Can't tell if you're being serious of making a joke, but that's up to you.

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u/OhThatsRich88 Apr 25 '17

Sooooooooooooooo..... eat ice cream?

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u/Clonephaze Apr 25 '17

Not entirely sure. All I know is when I tried chewing a straight habanero pepper my tongue was on fire, and sugar put it right the fuck out.