r/youtubehaiku • u/knobblyer • Feb 02 '18

Meme [Haiku] The Male Fantasy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS9ZT2pzW4&t=0s
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

I don’t give a shit if it makes the game more fun for you. You know what would make the game more fun for you? If a girl sucked your dick every time you played a video game.

Take note, game devs. Do want. Please implement.

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u/CHG__ Feb 02 '18

Nah that'd be weird man.

Fuck this idea that all men are powerless to resist a girl, fuck giving this woman any credibility,

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

"Please stick dick into verification Auto-Blow 29000"

"Please no, this is the third time today, I'm spent, I just want to play games!"

"Verification failed, locking system."