r/youtubehaiku • u/mastermashup • Jan 08 '19

Meme [Haiku] Curb Your Humility

https://youtu.be/JOWU1Ua1HI4
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u/TheMeiguoren Jan 09 '19

You know, I’m not sure I’ve ever actually heard Pence speak.

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u/Ubervisor Jan 09 '19

He sounds exactly as you'd imagine. very bland, very straightforward.

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u/gooberoo Jan 09 '19

He sounds a lot like Christian Bale.

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u/Ubervisor Jan 09 '19

I eagerly await Bale's return in Vice 2.

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u/TomMado Jan 09 '19

If he is not Palpatining gays I'm asking for a refund.

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u/GlitchyFinnigan Jan 09 '19

It's actually just been Bale this whole time going through rigorous method acting for one of his upcoming roles

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

So, he thinks darkness is his ally.

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u/TheNolder Jan 09 '19

I was born in the dark.

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u/Rodot Jan 09 '19

Fun fact: Christian Bale is British and he speaks with a British Accent normally

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u/Tvs-Adam-West Jan 09 '19

Welsh, specifically.

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u/scamps1 Jan 09 '19

He might be Welsh but he definitely doesn't speak with a Welsh accent

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Emphasis on the Christian

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u/spazmatazffs Jan 09 '19

When he's putting on an American accent*

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u/Vorxious Jan 09 '19

You are so so right. Never unhearing that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Wow, holy shit. "Come on, Hallie. There are problems a lot more serious than Sri Lanka to worry about."

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u/Berkel Jan 10 '19

Christian Bale has a pretty strong English accent because he's British.

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u/socialister Jan 10 '19

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

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u/Samura1_I3 Jan 10 '19

Fuck I need trump and pence to read this out loud as soon as possible.