r/youtubehaiku • u/mastermashup • Jan 08 '19

Meme [Haiku] Curb Your Humility

https://youtu.be/JOWU1Ua1HI4
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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

I just need, not want, I need some reporter to ask him how he feels about the situation in Wakanda

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u/RomeNeverFell Jan 09 '19

I think basic IQ test type of questions to confirm his level of retardation would be more appropriate. Like how many 5s there are between one and a hundred. Or the bat and ball price question.

I am 100% sure the vast majority of Americans couldn't name two African nations.

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u/frogman636 Jan 09 '19

I feel like two African nations should be easy for most. There's like 50+ and at least 5-10 are pretty damn easy ones.

But I've never heard that question about 5s and I feel like it's framed just to make someone (like me) look dumb lol. Is it just talking about 5 itself, or is it any number that contains the number 5? Because the question is a bit vague lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

You could just say "either 1 or 20 depending on the phrasing."

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u/gioseba Jan 09 '19 edited Jan 09 '19

Don't you mean 20 or 29?

Edit: I dumb

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Where are you getting 29?

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u/TheDwarvenDragon Jan 09 '19

I think he is counting all the 50s in that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

That would be 20 total, which is the answer There’s 10 numbers ending in 5, and 10 numbers that begin with 5. The only other understanding is that you potentially don’t count 55 twice, but this means that the question was misread, and you would answer 19. Anything over 20 is using...decimals...idk

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u/gioseba Jan 09 '19

Oof I can't the math